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Old August 27th 06, 02:10 AM posted to rec.arts.poems,dfw.singles,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.astronomy,alt.non.sequitur
Dwizelle Plume
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Default *** SAVE PLANET PLUTO !!! ****

dave hillstrom wrote:
On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:10:26 -0400, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

mimus wrote:

On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:49:09 +0000, colin wrote:


"Wayne L" wrote in message
ewsgroups.com...


We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. It's worked so far for
almost every other minority group.

but in space nobody can hear you complain, ...


Say, does this mean the Moon, Luna, is a "dwarf planet"?

--



nightbat

No it means the coffee boys are over crossposting and getting
their cluelessness now on an International unprecedented class clueless
level, oh the humanity! Please Pluto has never hurt anyone only made
lots of folks and kids happy compared to silly silly butt of coffee boy
jokes Uranus. Write your President, Congressmen, I.A.U., and honor your
profound Earth Science Team Officers for we can only do just so much,
we're only human you know.

ponder on,
the nightbat


flonk? meet nightbat.

nightbat? meet flonk.

nightbat is the multiple kook award winning leader of the saucerheads
in alt.astronomy. though nightbat REALLY should be posting in
alt.non.sequitur.


Squatting out in space, a far-flung frozen stone
Awaits its earthly fate, with geriatric groan.
It hobbles in its orbit, god-of-death, unearthly throne,
Who's to say this Hades has writ its final tome?

Some retarded star-nerd with a penchant to reject
The Lord of Lethe - Why is he mad, or simply a prefect?
Nay, nay - Pluto will stay, among the sacred nine,
Until the day we rise up and say,
"Death, kiss our sweet behinds."

Thank you for allowing me to set the record straight.

Damzelle Plumo, Astrosequitiste (non)

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Old August 27th 06, 02:35 AM posted to rec.arts.poems,dfw.singles,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.astronomy,alt.non.sequitur
dave hillstrom
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Default *** SAVE PLANET PLUTO !!! ****

On 26 Aug 2006 18:10:50 -0700, "Dwizelle Plume"
wrote:

dave hillstrom wrote:
On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:10:26 -0400, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

mimus wrote:

On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:49:09 +0000, colin wrote:


"Wayne L" wrote in message
ewsgroups.com...


We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. It's worked so far for
almost every other minority group.

but in space nobody can hear you complain, ...


Say, does this mean the Moon, Luna, is a "dwarf planet"?

--



nightbat

No it means the coffee boys are over crossposting and getting
their cluelessness now on an International unprecedented class clueless
level, oh the humanity! Please Pluto has never hurt anyone only made
lots of folks and kids happy compared to silly silly butt of coffee boy
jokes Uranus. Write your President, Congressmen, I.A.U., and honor your
profound Earth Science Team Officers for we can only do just so much,
we're only human you know.

ponder on,
the nightbat


flonk? meet nightbat.

nightbat? meet flonk.

nightbat is the multiple kook award winning leader of the saucerheads
in alt.astronomy. though nightbat REALLY should be posting in
alt.non.sequitur.


Squatting out in space, a far-flung frozen stone
Awaits its earthly fate, with geriatric groan.
It hobbles in its orbit, god-of-death, unearthly throne,
Who's to say this Hades has writ its final tome?

Some retarded star-nerd with a penchant to reject
The Lord of Lethe - Why is he mad, or simply a prefect?
Nay, nay - Pluto will stay, among the sacred nine,
Until the day we rise up and say,
"Death, kiss our sweet behinds."

Thank you for allowing me to set the record straight.

Damzelle Plumo, Astrosequitiste (non)


queenie was right.

AS USUAL. mumblingbitchmumble

you can top post, bottom post, middle post, what ~EVER~ yer littel
fabulous heart desires! i still lerve yew lewng tewme.

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Old August 27th 06, 02:42 AM posted to rec.arts.poems,dfw.singles,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.astronomy,alt.non.sequitur
mimus
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Default *** SAVE PLANET PLUTO !!! ****

On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 21:35:32 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

On 26 Aug 2006 18:10:50 -0700, "Dwizelle Plume"
wrote:

dave hillstrom wrote:

On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:10:26 -0400, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

mimus wrote:

On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:49:09 +0000, colin wrote:


"Wayne L" wrote in message
ewsgroups.com...


We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. It's worked so far for
almost every other minority group.

but in space nobody can hear you complain, ...


Say, does this mean the Moon, Luna, is a "dwarf planet"?

--



nightbat

No it means the coffee boys are over crossposting and
getting
their cluelessness now on an International unprecedented class
clueless level, oh the humanity! Please Pluto has never hurt anyone
only made lots of folks and kids happy compared to silly silly butt
of coffee boy jokes Uranus. Write your President, Congressmen,
I.A.U., and honor your profound Earth Science Team Officers for we
can only do just so much, we're only human you know.

ponder on,
the nightbat

flonk? meet nightbat.

nightbat? meet flonk.

nightbat is the multiple kook award winning leader of the saucerheads
in alt.astronomy. though nightbat REALLY should be posting in
alt.non.sequitur.


Squatting out in space, a far-flung frozen stone Awaits its earthly
fate, with geriatric groan. It hobbles in its orbit, god-of-death,
unearthly throne, Who's to say this Hades has writ its final tome?

Some retarded star-nerd with a penchant to reject The Lord of Lethe -
Why is he mad, or simply a prefect? Nay, nay - Pluto will stay, among
the sacred nine, Until the day we rise up and say,
"Death, kiss our sweet behinds."

Thank you for allowing me to set the record straight.

Damzelle Plumo, Astrosequitiste (non)


queenie was right.

AS USUAL. mumblingbitchmumble

you can top post, bottom post, middle post, what ~EVER~ yer littel
fabulous heart desires! i still lerve yew lewng tewme.


Slut.

--


smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Somebody _help_ me! I'm _missing_!

Van der Graaf's "Pioneers Over _c_"


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Old August 27th 06, 12:34 PM posted to rec.arts.poems,dfw.singles,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.astronomy,alt.non.sequitur
Dennis M. Hammes
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Default *** SAVE PLANET PLUTO !!! ****

Dwizelle Plume wrote:


Squatting out in space, a far-flung frozen stone
Awaits its earthly fate, with geriatric groan.
It hobbles in its orbit, god-of-death, unearthly throne,
Who's to say this Hades has writ its final tome?

Some retarded star-nerd with a penchant to reject
The Lord of Lethe - Why is he mad, or simply a prefect?
Nay, nay - Pluto will stay, among the sacred nine,
Until the day we rise up and say,
"Death, kiss our sweet behinds."

Thank you for allowing me to set the record straight.

Damzelle Plumo, Astrosequitiste (non)


Wherefore Aren't Thou Pluto?

O Let me put the Record straight,
For we are living yet:
The High Priest of Astronomy's
A cat that is all wet.

You know where his attention is
That's wet's a large-mouth bass:
Not planets or yet tuna cans,
But licking at his ass.

This is a cat, you will recall,
Who studied under cat
Was Licensed by a King who stated
That the Earth was Flat,

And ships that sailed beyond his Grace
Would fall like Don Coyote,
Landing on a Ninja Turtle
Bulked up on peyote.

Remember that the Planets circle
Centered on the Pope,
And none adjust the Church, so you
Had best adjust your dope

To keep the Princess on the Bench,
The Priesthood at the Rant,
The Faithful sound asleep, but first,
Your License and your Grant.

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