Light in Orbit ??????

Starman have no sense of humor today Sorry I missed your funny. Just a
very depressing day. Make matters worse next 5 days are going to break
heat records. Even ran out of gas today. Never bothered to look at the
fuel gage. Ran out of Bud.,and that's worse than running out of gas.
Bad Bad Bad Day

J Knight wrote:

It's kinda reassuring: Any time I get discouraged about the maturity
level of parents, I can always find something here that reassures me that
there's always some parents more childish. Your child actually spend hours
googling, and look what he has been posting lately.

He could be a boy now that I think of it

"Double-A" wrote in message
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Starman have no sense of humor today Sorry I missed your funny. Just a
very depressing day. Make matters worse next 5 days are going to break
heat records. Even ran out of gas today. Never bothered to look at the
fuel gage. Ran out of Bud.,and that's worse than running out of gas.
Bad Bad Bad Day


Oh no, you run out of Bud, so you quickly jump in the car to go to the
store, and you find out there's NO GAS IN THE TANK!

Worst of all possible worlds!

Double-A

P.S. Nice thing about nowadays, you can often buy your beer and gas in
the same place, and the same gas card will work for both!

It could be that "Divine Power" (that he doesn't believe in) telling him
that it's time to quit drinking toxins and start taking long walks for a
much needed "turn-around" in his state of health. Clean mountain air, clear
mountain water, and hiking along a mountain path; the best things in life
are free!

O.H.J. (Teddy Roosevelt had it right)

honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Starman have no sense of humor today Sorry I missed your funny. Just a
very depressing day. Make matters worse next 5 days are going to break
heat records. Even ran out of gas today. Never bothered to look at the
fuel gage. Ran out of Bud.,and that's worse than running out of gas.
Bad Bad Bad Day


Oh no, you run out of Bud, so you quickly jump in the car to go to the
store, and you find out there's NO GAS IN THE TANK!

Worst of all possible worlds!

Double-A

P.S. Nice thing about nowadays, you can often buy your beer and gas in
the same place, and the same gas card will work for both!

It could be that "Divine Power" (that he doesn't believe in) telling him
that it's time to quit drinking toxins and start taking long walks for a
much needed "turn-around" in his state of health. Clean mountain air, clear
mountain water, and hiking along a mountain path; the best things in life
are free!

O.H.J. (Teddy Roosevelt had it right)


Only trouble is, there are no mountains in Florida!

And whatever flies, swims, or crawls out of a Florida swamp isn't
likely to improve his health. Best he switched to gin & tonic to stave
off the malaria.

Double-A

Hj Right you are the best things are free. I never paid for sex,and it
is the best exercise. Bud llight is made from the purest water. I would
rather swim than walk,and swimming is the second best exercise The
devine power is sex. Its a fraudian universe. Bert

Double-A they don't call it malaria here in Florida. Its called "swamp
fever" Bert

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Hj Right you are the best things are free. I never paid for sex,and it
is the best exercise. Bud llight is made from the purest water. I would
rather swim than walk,and swimming is the second best exercise The
devine power is sex. Its a fraudian universe. Bert


If you think you never paid for your sex, think about it some more.

Double-A

"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
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Hj Right you are the best things are free. I never paid for sex,and it
is the best exercise. Bud llight is made from the purest water. I would
rather swim than walk,and swimming is the second best exercise The
devine power is sex. Its a fraudian universe. Bert

Next you're going to tell me that you can "dog-paddle" using just Pee-Air !

OHJ

"Double-A" wrote in message
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Hj Right you are the best things are free. I never paid for sex,and it
is the best exercise. Bud llight is made from the purest water. I would
rather swim than walk,and swimming is the second best exercise The
devine power is sex. Its a fraudian universe. Bert


If you think you never paid for your sex, think about it some more.

Double-A

That's right Double-A, when I just made payments on "that stuff" I had
plenty of money in my pockets, now I've been bankrupt twice before I could
get loose from the "Money Pit Mama" !!!!

O.H.J.

honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Hj Right you are the best things are free. I never paid for sex,and it
is the best exercise. Bud llight is made from the purest water. I would
rather swim than walk,and swimming is the second best exercise The
devine power is sex. Its a fraudian universe. Bert


If you think you never paid for your sex, think about it some more.

Double-A

That's right Double-A, when I just made payments on "that stuff" I had
plenty of money in my pockets, now I've been bankrupt twice before I could
get loose from the "Money Pit Mama" !!!!

O.H.J.


Yeah, I've always thought that if you paid for all those domestic
services (cooking, cleaning, mending, laundry, companionship, and sex)
by the job, as much as it would cost, a man would still come out way
ahead!

Double-A