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Old May 28th 06, 02:38 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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And you're one sick **** LOL


honestjohn wrote:
It was part of me from before I knew what was what. I was always very
sexual right from my earliest memory; I often played pee games with
girls before I was six. I was sticking things in my ass by seven or
eight. **** was never gross or disgusting, nor did the smell ever
really upset me.
I only smelled it when I was a boy, I started smearing as a teenager,
but only once or twice a year. I had several wonderful loves during my
20s and scat just about disappeared from my life, there were years
without scat-play, or the desire for scat-play. I got married at 30 and
our sex life and social life was terrible, I started getting back into
solo scat. We separated a few years later. When I got online I saw
people eating ****, I was always afraid of this but I saw so many
people doing it I knew I had to try. I found I had unbelievably strong
orgasms while doing scat. I would shoot my cum in great big arches over
my head, flying often 10ft or more, I would be reduced to a quivering
panting blob after my orgasm so, of course, I wanted to repeat this!

Eventually, though (three years later maybe), I started to become
addicted to scat and could not get a decent erection without it. It
became isolating, as I could no longer have 'normal' sex so I took a
break from scat. For months I was horny as hell but unable to keep a
hard-on! Eventually, my normal sexual response returned, and now I
mostly do scat for the pleasure it give others to see me.



It is emotionally draining, almost bipolar. The need to remain safe,
secure and anonymous (the shame and rejection in real life would be
crushing) and yet the need to share a very serious personal bit of
yourself.

I feel sexually empty most of the time. Straight or normal sex just
doesn't push the same buttons as scat sex does. There is nothing as
completely sexual (to the scat fetishist) as the touch, smell, and
taste of ****; the rush one gets when they enter the 'scat zone' is
indescribable. The scat zone vanishes like a fart in a hurricane as
soon as one orgasms, then **** loses all its allure and it is just ****
and I have all the attraction to it that I would a rotten tomato (NONE).
How do you deal with the smell?

The smell is different, I am not offended by the smell of my own ****,
though others' **** can be nasty, and the smell is exciting - until you
orgasm, then it just smells like ****!



I was fingering an ass and pulled out a marble-sized ball of **** and
ate it while I sucked her pussy. I have not found a woman willing to
let me receive her full load, that is my dream.


It tastes like thick mud, but you can make it 'sweeter' by ingesting
sweet stuff like chocolate or diet soda.



It excites all my senses. Smell, touch, taste, even hearing it smear is
exciting... until I orgasm, then I want to clean up and be done.



I like thick, creamy poo, like peanut butter, not runny or hard logs.
Runny is too far out for me and thick logs are bitter and dry; they
don't smear well and will not spread around inside your mouth.


I like pasta poo! Try to avoid nuts, popcorn, crisps, anything crunchy,
as it will leave your poo gritty. Lots of red meat makes poo bitter and
more smelly. Also, if you poo several times a day it smells less. Poo
that you hold inside gets rank.



I would love to do my **** play for a live audience even if there is no
contact. I like to show off.



There is one activity I truly love, which is called 'farming'. This is
where you find public toilets with **** in them then retrieve it for
your own pleasure. I guess as far as the depths some scat people go, I
am pretty mild. I don't do puke or diarrhea, but I do like snot. There
is lots of stuff that some scat people do that I cannot find interest
in.


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Old May 28th 06, 02:57 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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"bobandcarole" wrote in message
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And you're one sick **** LOL

You know that was a fake post, dickhead.


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Old May 28th 06, 12:09 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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honestjohn wrote:
"bobandcarole" wrote in message
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And you're one sick **** LOL

You know that was a fake post, dickhead.


And just HOW does anyone know it's a fake post jonny boy???
It's an established fact that you're a dirty, sick ****......
It fits with your previous acts and posts

 




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