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Old May 11th 06, 12:25 AM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,it.test,alt.astronomy
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Default VOTE! Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award


G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
FNVW Emeritus wrote in :

Here follows the one true ballot for the inaugural Richard M Nixon
Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award. But first, here are some boring
rules.

1. All official AUK rules and traditions apply, with the following
exceptions.

2. As FNVW Emeritus, I no longer have to spend weeks, or maybe months,
evaluating every ballot received. If five minutes in Google don't
convince me that a stranger is a bona-fide voter, that's just too bad.
If your vote isn't counted, feel free to whine about your democratic
rights or (preferably) threaten to sue me.

3. You may, if you wish, rank candidates in order, "1" being your
first choice, "2" your second, and so on. Such votes will be
transferred in accordance with ordinary preferential-voting methods if
your first-choice candidate is eliminated for lack of support.
However, there is no obligation to vote in this way. I'm not sure I
fully understand the system myself.

4. Since this ballot has been somewhat rushed, votes for write-in
candidates may be accepted at the FNVWE's discretion.

So, without further ado, here are your long-nosed perpetrators of
terminological inexactitudes:

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RICHARD M NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght
Edmond Heinz Wollmann
Honest John
Lady Motown
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
Richard M Scoville
soc.men
Will Dockery
none of the above
write-in [please specify]


Gay U. Rumsfeld, RCMP

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Polling closes at 12:00 noon GMT on Tuesday, May 16th. Vote
truthfully, or the next detected liar may be *you*!



Do you often post to it.test, Bert?

Double-A

 




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