Joseph Bartlo Shatters Masturbation World Record!

Joseph Bartlo wrote:

Pam totally BLOWS Catholic priests wrote:

http://tinyurl.com/pwusv

April 24, 2006

It's official, Joseph Bartlo is the new king of masturbation. In a
stunning feat of endurance and determination, Joseph Bartlo achieved 36
orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Joseph Bartlo
remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic
films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies
at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his
quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm
that Joseph Bartlo is not your average masturbator. In an interview with
UJ reporters after the record setting event, Joseph Bartlo was quoted as
saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this
day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who
achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available
for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Joseph Bartlo
said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis
to soothe the burning".

Don't underestimate what those forearms can do hitting a pest in the head
either...and I'd like to meet this Pam chick.

That was funny but you have to go on the list for posting a lie.

Nice death threat, Foamy.

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