Wal-Mart Disarms!

Wal-Mart to phase out gun sales in about a quarter of its stores.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articl...IL-WALMART.xml

Double-A

Double-A wrote:

Wal-Mart to phase out gun sales in about a quarter of its stores.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articl...storyid=2006-0
4-14T223832Z_01_N145572_RTRUKOC_0_US-RETAIL-WALMART.xml

Double-A

Will they still be selling beach balls?

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Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Wal-Mart to phase out gun sales in about a quarter of its stores.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articl...storyid=2006-0
4-14T223832Z_01_N145572_RTRUKOC_0_US-RETAIL-WALMART.xml

Double-A

Will they still be selling beach balls?
Going to be making any more "Official Alt.Usenet.Kooks" nomminations,
Art?

As of 1:30 pm EST April 15th ...

7 nominations have been made ...
Only 3 of those nominations have been seconded.
.. One of which, has already been refused because of lack of
sufficient information.

None have been accepted ...

In fact, only two nominations have so far been seconded and they remain
undecided.

Impressive!

Cordially,

RL


----------------------
Kook of the Month Dr. Andrew B Chung Lionel not seconded undecided
Clueless Newbie of the Month redjac2006 Kadaitcha Man not
seconded Refused - insuffient evidence
Double-A Art Deco BaronLurk Refused - insuffient evidence
Coward of the Month David Tholen Art Deco Chadwick Stone undecided
Looney Maroon Award - - - -
Golden Killfile - - - -
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award - - - -
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker - - - -
Palmjob Paddle - - - -
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award - - - -
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award - - - -
George Pickett Memorial Trophy - - - -
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award - - - -
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart - - - -
Bobo Award - - - -
Tar & Feathers - - - -
Busted Urinal Award - - - -
Unabomber Surprise - - - -
Goofy Azzed Babboon - - - -
72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award Dr. Andrew B Chung Lionel not
seconded undecided
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Rasta Khan Fred Hall not seconded undecided
Balsa Gavel - - - -
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet - - - -
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal - - - -
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award - - - -


MERIT AWARD NOMINEE PROPOSER SECONDER STATUS
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker - - - -
Hammer of Thor - - - -


OFFICE NOMINEE PROPOSER SECONDER STATUS
Office of Darth Bawl - - - -
Office of Village Idiot Rasta Khan Peter J Ross Chadwick
Stone undecided
Kooki Information Minister - - - -
Ministry of Circle Jerks - - -

http://www.netcabal.com/auk/nominations.html

Raving Loonie wrote:
Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Wal-Mart to phase out gun sales in about a quarter of its stores.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articl...storyid=2006-0
4-14T223832Z_01_N145572_RTRUKOC_0_US-RETAIL-WALMART.xml

Double-A

Will they still be selling beach balls?
Going to be making any more "Official Alt.Usenet.Kooks" nomminations,
Art?

As of 1:30 pm EST April 15th ...

7 nominations have been made ...
Only 3 of those nominations have been seconded.
.. One of which, has already been refused because of lack of
sufficient information.

None have been accepted ...

In fact, only two nominations have so far been seconded and they remain
undecided.

Impressive!

Cordially,

RL

Actually, due to new ownership, a a new award platform had been
created. These inclusd the "Oh, no, they killed an MIT Flea! award in
honor of Southpark's Kenny, whom you so idolize and a virtual flea
memorial, based on the Viet Nam veteran monument in Washington, as
payback for all those vets and MI ops you so smugly, and stupidly,
mocked. So you may _have been a sociopathic Southpark MIT flea, but you
will be memroalized, after your "Oh No, they killed another MIT flea!
_moment, on the MIT ko0kaloo flea wall.

Don't say we are unkind -- we honor your socioathic trolling and MIT
nazi science, in a way you can truely appreciate...

Hopefully, we'll be able to have it up momentarily.

Melman, or Hunter is first, the one who likes to game unarmed citizens
to suicide, creating so much chaos they are finally forced to take
their lives, in order to stop the incesssant, gamed, and planned
insanity, of an MIT ****, the self named Professor of Time, Gaylord of
the Bot, MEOW.

Yeah, that's good, but we are open to other nominations for the first
"oh no they killed Melman, or an MIT Flea!" awards...



----------------------
Kook of the Month Dr. Andrew B Chung Lionel not seconded undecided
Clueless Newbie of the Month redjac2006 Kadaitcha Man not
seconded Refused - insuffient evidence
Double-A Art Deco BaronLurk Refused - insuffient evidence
Coward of the Month David Tholen Art Deco Chadwick Stone undecided
Looney Maroon Award - - - -
Golden Killfile - - - -
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award - - - -
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker - - - -
Palmjob Paddle - - - -
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award - - - -
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award - - - -
George Pickett Memorial Trophy - - - -
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award - - - -
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart - - - -
Bobo Award - - - -
Tar & Feathers - - - -
Busted Urinal Award - - - -
Unabomber Surprise - - - -
Goofy Azzed Babboon - - - -
72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award Dr. Andrew B Chung Lionel not
seconded undecided
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Rasta Khan Fred Hall not seconded undecided
Balsa Gavel - - - -
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet - - - -
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal - - - -
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award - - - -


MERIT AWARD NOMINEE PROPOSER SECONDER STATUS
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker - - - -
Hammer of Thor - - - -


OFFICE NOMINEE PROPOSER SECONDER STATUS
Office of Darth Bawl - - - -
Office of Village Idiot Rasta Khan Peter J Ross Chadwick
Stone undecided
Kooki Information Minister - - - -
Ministry of Circle Jerks - - -

http://www.netcabal.com/auk/nominations.html

On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 12:43:17 -0500, Kali wrote:

In article 1145122340.473041.266960
@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com, posted 15 Apr 2006 10:32:20 -
0700, Raving Loonie says...


Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:
snip
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Rasta Khan Fred Hall not seconded undecided

What manner of oversight is THIS?

All it means is that the page is long overdue for an update; the update
will happen within the next few hours. :-)

Seconded, without hesitation.

It's probably already seconded, but your endorsement is noted.

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