California Doomed Again!

With forecasts of continuing heavy rains and flooding for California,
the Guvernator has declared a state of emergency to exist in 7
mid-California counties!

Never in living memory have such conditions existed in a state known
for its sunshine!

Charlton Heston has reportedly commanded the immediate construction on
an Ark. Volunteers please bring your hammers, saws, and a sidearm!

"It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya?
It pours, man, it pours." - Albert Hammond

http://users.cis.net/sammy/nevrains.htm

Double-A

Double-A wrote:

With forecasts of continuing heavy rains and flooding for California,
the Guvernator has declared a state of emergency to exist in 7
mid-California counties!

Never in living memory have such conditions existed in a state known
for its sunshine!

Charlton Heston has reportedly commanded the immediate construction on
an Ark. Volunteers please bring your hammers, saws, and a sidearm!

"It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya?
It pours, man, it pours." - Albert Hammond

http://users.cis.net/sammy/nevrains.htm

Double-A

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Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"An applied ripple action implies time and momentum
reciprocal dependent directed surface tension not
instantaneous field wide reaction."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

"Art Deco" wrote in message
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Double-A wrote:

With forecasts of continuing heavy rains and flooding for California,
the Guvernator has declared a state of emergency to exist in 7
mid-California counties!

Never in living memory have such conditions existed in a state known
for its sunshine!

Charlton Heston has reportedly commanded the immediate construction on
an Ark. Volunteers please bring your hammers, saws, and a sidearm!

"It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya?
It pours, man, it pours." - Albert Hammond

http://users.cis.net/sammy/nevrains.htm

Double-A

All in unison now...!!!

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Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"An applied ripple action implies time and momentum
reciprocal dependent directed surface tension not
instantaneous field wide reaction."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

m0ther go0se strikes again...

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SMILE! till yer face cracks wide open!

Indelibly yours,
Paine http://www.savethechildren.org/
http://www.painellsworth.net

Painius living on a boat at Peters Landing at Huntington Beach I will
tell you with all the rain pushed by a Santa Ana wind,and plus a spring
tide a boat was the way to go. best to keep in mind. along the coast
line there is no break waters,and the waves are high and long. They make
for the greatest surfing,but do great damage. I've seen canoes and row
boats on coastal highway 5 It must be that way today. TreBert

They'd better bring the wood too, DA! "There ain't no wood in
California! It's all been shipped to Japan!" (My pardons to Albert!)

Saul Levy


On 11 Apr 2006 15:46:11 -0700, "Double-A" wrote:

With forecasts of continuing heavy rains and flooding for California,
the Guvernator has declared a state of emergency to exist in 7
mid-California counties!

Never in living memory have such conditions existed in a state known
for its sunshine!

Charlton Heston has reportedly commanded the immediate construction on
an Ark. Volunteers please bring your hammers, saws, and a sidearm!

"It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya?
It pours, man, it pours." - Albert Hammond

http://users.cis.net/sammy/nevrains.htm

Double-A

Just to prove that frootbat's a, well, a frootbat, ya all come to
Arizona and see the end of DOOM AND GLOOM! Your vacation is
guaranteed by Janet, our Governator!

Saul Levy


On 12 Apr 2006 07:51:04 -0700, "Double-A" wrote:

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Painius living on a boat at Peters Landing at Huntington Beach I will
tell you with all the rain pushed by a Santa Ana wind,and plus a spring
tide a boat was the way to go. best to keep in mind. along the coast
line there is no break waters,and the waves are high and long. They make
for the greatest surfing,but do great damage. I've seen canoes and row
boats on coastal highway 5 It must be that way today. TreBert


Gee Bert, we're starting to get a whole new image of what California is
really like!

And they keep trying to convince everyone that Oregon is the rainy
state!

Double-A

Hey, frootbat, it's all cycles. Give it a chance and the sun will
return to California. Or will you, by then, claim that that's not
normal?

Saul Levy


On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:20:55 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

Commander Double-A wrote:

With forecasts of continuing heavy rains and flooding for California,
the Guvernator has declared a state of emergency to exist in 7
mid-California counties!

Never in living memory have such conditions existed in a state known
for its sunshine!

Charlton Heston has reportedly commanded the immediate construction on
an Ark. Volunteers please bring your hammers, saws, and a sidearm!

"It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya?
It pours, man, it pours." - Albert Hammond

http://users.cis.net/sammy/nevrains.htm

Double-A

nightbat

Yes, it's happening just as Team Officer Warhol predicted, the
end, heaven help us the end of California sunshine, can it be? Commander
what do you make of it, will California wash away or what and can it
take any more? With Saul's short term memory he calls everything
horrific normal, sure he's not getting his desert feet wet. Thanks for
your report.

carry on,
the nightbat

Art Deco wrote:

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Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005


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On 13 Apr 2006 06:35:46 -0700, "Double-A"
transparently proposed:


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