NOMINATION: alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for Clueless Newbie Award

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A

Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and employee who
jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of direction
and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month for the month of
October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

--
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Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and employee who
jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of direction
and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month for the month of
October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses about
something.

--
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On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and
employee who
jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of direction
and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month for the month
of
October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses about
something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one clueless coffee
boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.



--
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DISCLAIMER: The content does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of
either
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goldfish or
my neighbour's mad dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on
anything;
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extent that
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or
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is"
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readers
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down; no
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acceptable
in South Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some
assembly
required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no
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required
during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety
seal is
broken; call before you dig; for external use only; if a rash,
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proper
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store
above 60 degrees Centigrade; do not place near flammable or magnetic
source;
smoking the post may be hazardous to your health; the best
safeguard, second
only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text used on the
post is
made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals
were
used to test the hilarity of this post other than Synapse Syndrome;
no salt,
MSG, artificial colour or flavour added; may contain traces of
replies to
peanuts; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist,
consult
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wet;
must be 18 to read; possible penalties for early withdrawal; post
offer
valid only in participating newsgroups; slightly higher in South
Australia;
allow four to six weeks for delivery; damage from hurricane,
lightning,
tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, orgasm,
misuse,
self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised repair, damage from improper
installation,
broken antenna, marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or
altered
serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation
from
nuclear blasts or other Acts of God are not covered; incidents owing
to
aeroplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof,
broken
glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles or
dropping the item are also excluded; other restrictions may apply.
If
something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on. All
conditions
apply. Not available in all stores. Facts have been changed to
protect the
guilty.

Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine, stubby pig, and
itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and
employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of direction
and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month for the month
of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses about
something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one clueless coffee
boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

DISCLAIMER: The content does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either
my ISP, myself, my company or employer, my friends (if any,) my goldfish or
my neighbour's mad dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything;
all rights reserved; the post is distribution copyrighted to the extent that
you may distribute the post and all its associated parts freely but you may
not make a profit from it or include the post in commercial publications
without written permission from the Prime Minister of Hutt Province; other
copyright laws for specific posts apply wherever noted or not noted, either
deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts are subject to change without
notice; posts are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to
actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental;
hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or
spindle; do not pass go; do not collect $200; your mileage may vary; no
substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; the post is void where
prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; the post is provided "as is"
without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities;
not liable for damages due to use or misuse; an equal opportunity abuse
employer; no shoes, no shirt; quantities are limited while supplies last; if
defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself but return to an
authorised post service centre; caveat emptor; read at your own risk;
parental advisory - explicit words; text may contain material some readers
may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; not suitable for
children; not suitable for adults; not for human consumption; keep away from
sunlight, pets and small children; limit one-per-family; no money down; no
purchase necessary; to approved purchasers only; facsimiles are acceptable
in South Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some assembly
required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no
preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be required
during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is
broken; call before you dig; for external use only; if a rash, redness,
irritation or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper
ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool, dry place; keep
away from open flames, naked flames and old flames; avoid inhaling fumes;
avoid contact with mucous membranes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store
above 60 degrees Centigrade; do not place near flammable or magnetic source;
smoking the post may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second
only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text used on the post is
made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were
used to test the hilarity of this post other than Synapse Syndrome; no salt,
MSG, artificial colour or flavour added; may contain traces of replies to
peanuts; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult
your humourologist; post is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when wet;
must be 18 to read; possible penalties for early withdrawal; post offer
valid only in participating newsgroups; slightly higher in South Australia;
allow four to six weeks for delivery; damage from hurricane, lightning,
tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, orgasm, misuse,
self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised repair, damage from improper installation,
broken antenna, marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered
serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from
nuclear blasts or other Acts of God are not covered; incidents owing to
aeroplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken
glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles or
dropping the item are also excluded; other restrictions may apply. If
something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on. All conditions
apply. Not available in all stores. Facts have been changed to protect the
guilty.

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine, stubby pig, and
itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and
employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of direction
and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month for the month
of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses about
something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one clueless coffee
boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.


Perhaps you should ask Brucie boy, Kadaitcha Bruce ?

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

Raving Loonie Bruce

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guilty.

Raving Loonie, , the whitewashed, hairy fruitcake,
and debt collector, whispered:

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine, stubby
pig, and itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and
employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of
direction and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless
responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month for the
month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses about
something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one clueless
coffee boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.


Perhaps you should ask Brucie boy, Kadaitcha Bruce ?

Learn to read attributions, pig**** for brains.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

Raving Loonie Bruce


--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

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copyrighted to the extent that you may distribute the post and all
its associated parts freely but you may not make a profit from it or
include the post in commercial publications without written
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resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and
purely coincidental; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not
bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; do not pass go; do not collect
$200; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited
time only; the post is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise
restricted; the post is provided "as is" without any warranties
expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities; not liable for
damages due to use or misuse; an equal opportunity abuse employer;
no shoes, no shirt; quantities are limited while supplies last; if
defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself but
return to an authorised post service centre; caveat emptor; read at
your own risk; parental advisory - explicit words; text may contain
material some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is
advised; not suitable for children; not suitable for adults; not for
human consumption; keep away from sunlight, pets and small children;
limit one-per-family; no money down; no purchase necessary; to
approved purchasers only; facsimiles are acceptable in South
Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some assembly
required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no
preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be
required during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the
safety seal is broken; call before you dig; for external use only;
if a rash, redness, irritation or swelling develops, discontinue
use; use only with proper ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures
and store in a cool, dry place; keep away from open flames, naked
flames and old flames; avoid inhaling fumes; avoid contact with
mucous membranes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 60
degrees Centigrade; do not place near flammable or magnetic source;
smoking the post may be hazardous to your health; the best
safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh;
text used on the post is made from 100% recycled electrons and
magnetic particles; no animals were used to test the hilarity of
this post other than Synapse Syndrome; no salt, MSG, artificial
colour or flavour added; may contain traces of replies to peanuts;
if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult
your humourologist; post is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when
wet; must be 18 to read; possible penalties for early withdrawal;
post offer valid only in participating newsgroups; slightly higher
in South Australia; allow four to six weeks for delivery; damage
from hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption,
earthquake, flood, orgasm, misuse, self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised
repair, damage from improper installation, broken antenna, marred
cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers,
sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts
or other Acts of God are not covered; incidents owing to aeroplane
crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken
glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles or
dropping the item are also excluded; other restrictions may apply.
If something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on. All
conditions apply. Not available in all stores. Facts have been
changed to protect the guilty.

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

DISCLAIMER: The content does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either
my ISP, myself, my company or employer, my friends (if any,) my goldfish or
my neighbour's mad dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything;
all rights reserved; the post is distribution copyrighted to the extent that
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not make a profit from it or include the post in commercial publications
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deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts are subject to change without
notice; posts are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to
actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental;
hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or
spindle; do not pass go; do not collect $200; your mileage may vary; no
substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; the post is void where
prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; the post is provided "as is"
without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities;
not liable for damages due to use or misuse; an equal opportunity abuse
employer; no shoes, no shirt; quantities are limited while supplies last; if
defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself but return to an
authorised post service centre; caveat emptor; read at your own risk;
parental advisory - explicit words; text may contain material some readers
may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; not suitable for
children; not suitable for adults; not for human consumption; keep away from
sunlight, pets and small children; limit one-per-family; no money down; no
purchase necessary; to approved purchasers only; facsimiles are acceptable
in South Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some assembly
required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no
preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be required
during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is
broken; call before you dig; for external use only; if a rash, redness,
irritation or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper
ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool, dry place; keep
away from open flames, naked flames and old flames; avoid inhaling fumes;
avoid contact with mucous membranes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store
above 60 degrees Centigrade; do not place near flammable or magnetic source;
smoking the post may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second
only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text used on the post is
made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were
used to test the hilarity of this post other than Synapse Syndrome; no salt,
MSG, artificial colour or flavour added; may contain traces of replies to
peanuts; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult
your humourologist; post is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when wet;
must be 18 to read; possible penalties for early withdrawal; post offer
valid only in participating newsgroups; slightly higher in South Australia;
allow four to six weeks for delivery; damage from hurricane, lightning,
tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, orgasm, misuse,
self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised repair, damage from improper installation,
broken antenna, marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered
serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from
nuclear blasts or other Acts of God are not covered; incidents owing to
aeroplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken
glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles or
dropping the item are also excluded; other restrictions may apply. If
something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on. All conditions
apply. Not available in all stores. Facts have been changed to protect the
guilty.

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Raving Loonie, , the whitewashed, hairy fruitcake,
and debt collector, whispered:

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine, stubby
pig, and itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and
employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of
direction and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless
responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month for the
month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses about
something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one clueless
coffee boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.


Perhaps you should ask Brucie boy, Kadaitcha Bruce ?

Learn to read attributions, pig**** for brains.

He can't, Bruce. He's a Canuck. Hails from Nova Scotia. No wonder he
has pig**** for brains.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

Raving Loonie Bruce


--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

DISCLAIMER: The content does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of
either my ISP, myself, my company or employer, my friends (if any,)
my goldfish or my neighbour's mad dog; don't quote me on that; don't
quote me on anything; all rights reserved; the post is distribution
copyrighted to the extent that you may distribute the post and all
its associated parts freely but you may not make a profit from it or
include the post in commercial publications without written
permission from the Prime Minister of Hutt Province; other copyright
laws for specific posts apply wherever noted or not noted, either
deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts are subject to change
without notice; posts are slightly enlarged to show detail; any
resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and
purely coincidental; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not
bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; do not pass go; do not collect
$200; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited
time only; the post is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise
restricted; the post is provided "as is" without any warranties
expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities; not liable for
damages due to use or misuse; an equal opportunity abuse employer;
no shoes, no shirt; quantities are limited while supplies last; if
defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself but
return to an authorised post service centre; caveat emptor; read at
your own risk; parental advisory - explicit words; text may contain
material some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is
advised; not suitable for children; not suitable for adults; not for
human consumption; keep away from sunlight, pets and small children;
limit one-per-family; no money down; no purchase necessary; to
approved purchasers only; facsimiles are acceptable in South
Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some assembly
required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no
preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be
required during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the
safety seal is broken; call before you dig; for external use only;
if a rash, redness, irritation or swelling develops, discontinue
use; use only with proper ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures
and store in a cool, dry place; keep away from open flames, naked
flames and old flames; avoid inhaling fumes; avoid contact with
mucous membranes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 60
degrees Centigrade; do not place near flammable or magnetic source;
smoking the post may be hazardous to your health; the best
safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh;
text used on the post is made from 100% recycled electrons and
magnetic particles; no animals were used to test the hilarity of
this post other than Synapse Syndrome; no salt, MSG, artificial
colour or flavour added; may contain traces of replies to peanuts;
if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult
your humourologist; post is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when
wet; must be 18 to read; possible penalties for early withdrawal;
post offer valid only in participating newsgroups; slightly higher
in South Australia; allow four to six weeks for delivery; damage
from hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption,
earthquake, flood, orgasm, misuse, self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised
repair, damage from improper installation, broken antenna, marred
cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers,
sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts
or other Acts of God are not covered; incidents owing to aeroplane
crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken
glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles or
dropping the item are also excluded; other restrictions may apply.
If something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on. All
conditions apply. Not available in all stores. Facts have been
changed to protect the guilty.

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

DISCLAIMER: The content does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either
my ISP, myself, my company or employer, my friends (if any,) my goldfish or
my neighbour's mad dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything;
all rights reserved; the post is distribution copyrighted to the extent that
you may distribute the post and all its associated parts freely but you may
not make a profit from it or include the post in commercial publications
without written permission from the Prime Minister of Hutt Province; other
copyright laws for specific posts apply wherever noted or not noted, either
deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts are subject to change without
notice; posts are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to
actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental;
hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or
spindle; do not pass go; do not collect $200; your mileage may vary; no
substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; the post is void where
prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; the post is provided "as is"
without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities;
not liable for damages due to use or misuse; an equal opportunity abuse
employer; no shoes, no shirt; quantities are limited while supplies last; if
defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself but return to an
authorised post service centre; caveat emptor; read at your own risk;
parental advisory - explicit words; text may contain material some readers
may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; not suitable for
children; not suitable for adults; not for human consumption; keep away from
sunlight, pets and small children; limit one-per-family; no money down; no
purchase necessary; to approved purchasers only; facsimiles are acceptable
in South Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some assembly
required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no
preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be required
during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is
broken; call before you dig; for external use only; if a rash, redness,
irritation or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper
ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool, dry place; keep
away from open flames, naked flames and old flames; avoid inhaling fumes;
avoid contact with mucous membranes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store
above 60 degrees Centigrade; do not place near flammable or magnetic source;
smoking the post may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second
only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text used on the post is
made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were
used to test the hilarity of this post other than Synapse Syndrome; no salt,
MSG, artificial colour or flavour added; may contain traces of replies to
peanuts; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult
your humourologist; post is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when wet;
must be 18 to read; possible penalties for early withdrawal; post offer
valid only in participating newsgroups; slightly higher in South Australia;
allow four to six weeks for delivery; damage from hurricane, lightning,
tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, orgasm, misuse,
self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised repair, damage from improper installation,
broken antenna, marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered
serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from
nuclear blasts or other Acts of God are not covered; incidents owing to
aeroplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken
glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles or
dropping the item are also excluded; other restrictions may apply. If
something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on. All conditions
apply. Not available in all stores. Facts have been changed to protect the
guilty.

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 17:40:04 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine, stubby pig,
and
itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and
employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of
direction
and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month for the
month
of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses about
something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one clueless
coffee
boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

No, no no, that's just not good enough, you need to show how really
clueless you are, you're not paying attention are you?.

You won't even get nominated for an alt.astronomy science team award
for the clueless newbie yet alone hope to win one.