Dead Parrot Had Bird Flu

And don't forget all the non-biological DOOM AND GLOOM heading our
way!

We don't stand a chance...

Saul Levy


On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:39:40 -0500, "Jim E Sucks"
wrote:


"Warhol" wrote in message
.. .

"Freeman" a écrit dans le message de
news:
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An imported parrot which died in UK quarantine had the H1 strain of
avian influenza. Tests are now being carried out to see if had the
~~~dreaded~~~ H5N1 substrain.

The parrot is reported to have died screeching "Attack Iran! Attack
Iran!" over-and-over. The bird is believed to have been an MI6 agent
who discovered that al-Qaeda is spreading bird flu from a base in that
country.

Time to dust off the dead parrot jokes. :-)

haha! remember when it was monkey pox? bovine spongiform enchephalitis?
sars? necrotizing bacteria? bio-scare propaganda ad infinitum... only works
on the thinking-challenged.