Mars Zoo (Onion)

Suprising news from Mars

BUSH ACQUIRED BY MARTIAN ZOO

OLYMPUS MONS-President Bush, who in 2004 announced his desire for a
manned
mission to Mars, was acquired by a prominent Martian zoo Monday. "The
President Bush shall have every comfort of home," said an unknowable
Martian
intelligence whose name is unfathomable to the human mind. "He shall
have
his Oval Office, his baseball, and simulated humans from his natural
habitat, and we shall watch him most closely, for he is adorable
sitting at
his desk." Zookeepers on the Red Planet hope Bush will mate with the
other
Earth mammal in the facility, a northern white rhino.

(from the Onion's Cosmic correspondent)

jc

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"John Carruthers" wrote in message
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Suprising news from Mars

BUSH ACQUIRED BY MARTIAN ZOO

OLYMPUS MONS-President Bush, who in 2004 announced his desire for a manned
mission to Mars, was acquired by a prominent Martian zoo Monday. "

Don't know what you've been smoking but can I have some of it?

Umm. No. If you were collecting species.... surely you'd want a normal
example?

Chris.B

OLYMPUS MONS-President Bush, who in 2004 announced his desire for
a manned
mission to Mars, was acquired by a prominent Martian zoo Monday. "

Don't know what you've been smoking but can I have some of it?

Packed in smoking years ago, now I'm on morphine (slow release), but
if I chew them up.......

jc



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