Nightbat reports sadly the loss and galactic mission passing of PrincessDarla

nightbat wrote

Attention all Earth Science Officers Elect, Princess
Darla, I was notified by Andromeda representative this mourning, is or
has already passed away and being returned to our Milky Way galaxy. Yes,
our brave Star Race explorer was apparently mission fatally injured and
didn't make it. Full report of accident is not available at this time. I
have not received contact yet from Silouen her daughter or from the
Commander Pros but the Andromeda spokesmen said Sil is understandably
devastated.

Thank you to all Science Officers who emergency tried to relay make
contact with the mission Star Race crew. This is a sad sad day for all
those who look up to the stars of us. Much Earth human sympathy for her
Star Race family and I have already sent to Sil my deepest symphony of
saddened sound trumpet tribute salute for a thousand single taps is not
enough and hopes of limited aging for all the Star Race crew members.

I can't tell you how saddened it makes me to have to report this and for
the brave net Darla Star Race Family and crew members. A bright bright
light was lost. Which of you honorable Science Officers would do me the
sad duty to break it to Officer Bert when he returns, I just don't have
the heart at this time.

End of transmission
nightbat out

the nightbat

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Attention all Earth Science Officers Elect, Princess
Darla, I was notified by Andromeda representative this mourning, is or
has already passed away and being returned to our Milky Way galaxy. Yes,
our brave Star Race explorer was apparently mission fatally injured and
didn't make it. Full report of accident is not available at this time. I
have not received contact yet from Silouen her daughter or from the
Commander Pros but the Andromeda spokesmen said Sil is understandably
devastated.

Thank you to all Science Officers who emergency tried to relay make
contact with the mission Star Race crew. This is a sad sad day for all
those who look up to the stars of us. Much Earth human sympathy for her
Star Race family and I have already sent to Sil my deepest symphony of
saddened sound trumpet tribute salute for a thousand single taps is not
enough and hopes of limited aging for all the Star Race crew members.

I can't tell you how saddened it makes me to have to report this and for
the brave net Darla Star Race Family and crew members. A bright bright
light was lost. Which of you honorable Science Officers would do me the
sad duty to break it to Officer Bert when he returns, I just don't have
the heart at this time.

End of transmission
nightbat out

the nightbat


OHHHH NO!!!

NOT DARLA!!!

SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!

WHAT WILL WE EVER DO NOW???

The light of our lives has just flickered out!

All hope is lost! Now there really is no reason to go on!

(Sob!)

Double-A

nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Attention all Earth Science Officers Elect, Princess
Darla, I was notified by Andromeda representative this mourning, is or
has already passed away and being returned to our Milky Way galaxy. Yes,
our brave Star Race explorer was apparently mission fatally injured and
didn't make it. Full report of accident is not available at this time. I
have not received contact yet from Silouen her daughter or from the
Commander Pros but the Andromeda spokesmen said Sil is understandably
devastated.

Thank you to all Science Officers who emergency tried to relay make
contact with the mission Star Race crew. This is a sad sad day for all
those who look up to the stars of us. Much Earth human sympathy for her
Star Race family and I have already sent to Sil my deepest symphony of
saddened sound trumpet tribute salute for a thousand single taps is not
enough and hopes of limited aging for all the Star Race crew members.

I can't tell you how saddened it makes me to have to report this and for
the brave net Darla Star Race Family and crew members. A bright bright
light was lost. Which of you honorable Science Officers would do me the
sad duty to break it to Officer Bert when he returns, I just don't have
the heart at this time.

End of transmission
nightbat out

the nightbat

OHHHH NO!!!

NOT DARLA!!!

SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!

WHAT WILL WE EVER DO NOW???

The light of our lives has just flickered out!

All hope is lost! Now there really is no reason to go on!

(Sob!)

Double-A

nightbat

I'm afraid so Officer Double-A I was on duty when the emergency
channel transmission came through. I'm worried about Officer Ray for he
so looked forward to meeting cosmic Darla and hopefully finally getting
off planet Earth. Now how do we break it to him? I haven't heard from
Sil yet or any of the other Star Race crew members. They must presently
all be in shock of the news of the loss of Darla. There is still reason
to go on, for we have the rest of the brave Star Race folks after they
mourn the passing of Princess Darla, however I really don't know. This
is a sad sad day for all of us regulars on alt.astronomy. Don't panic,
we still need your duty services to monitor those increasing west coast
earthquakes remember. The whole Pacific rim must really be shifting or
some kind of major seismic activity is going on. Let's just hope those
western mountain ranges don't start to all act up and erupt. I had hoped
to have some good news for Saul and instead I have even more negative
news of the reported tragic loss of our Princess Darla.

carry on,
the nightbat

In sci.physics Double-A wrote:


nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Attention all Earth Science Officers Elect, Princess
Darla, I was notified by Andromeda representative this mourning, is or
has already passed away and being returned to our Milky Way galaxy. Yes,
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OHHHH NO!!!

NOT DARLA!!!

SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!

WHAT WILL WE EVER DO NOW???

Well, Elton John has already got out the tippex.

nightbat wrote:

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nightbat out

There *is* a silver lining to this cloud.

Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Attention all Earth Science Officers Elect, Princess
Darla, I was notified by Andromeda representative this mourning,
[snip]

Use your other hand, too. Type with your nose.

--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz.pdf

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nightbat wrote

Attention all Earth Science Officers Elect, Princess
Darla, I was notified by Andromeda representative this mourning, is or
has already passed away and being returned to our Milky Way galaxy. Yes,
our brave Star Race explorer was apparently mission fatally injured and
didn't make it. Full report of accident is not available at this time. I
have not received contact yet from Silouen her daughter or from the
Commander Pros but the Andromeda spokesmen said Sil is understandably
devastated.

Thank you to all Science Officers who emergency tried to relay make
contact with the mission Star Race crew. This is a sad sad day for all
those who look up to the stars of us. Much Earth human sympathy for her
Star Race family and I have already sent to Sil my deepest symphony of
saddened sound trumpet tribute salute for a thousand single taps is not
enough and hopes of limited aging for all the Star Race crew members.

I can't tell you how saddened it makes me to have to report this and for
the brave net Darla Star Race Family and crew members. A bright bright
light was lost. Which of you honorable Science Officers would do me the
sad duty to break it to Officer Bert when he returns, I just don't have
the heart at this time.

End of transmission
nightbat out

the nightbat

If accurate, this is indeed very tragic news, Nightbat. The Andromedans owe
it to us to be more generous with the details of the encounter, if only to
avoid any misunderstandings in the future. Those Andromedans must be much
more highly evolved than we in the Milky Way for an accident of this type
to have occurred, for the hyperwave com channels have been completely
silent, yielding nothing but static. I express my profound sense of loss to
Darla's survivors, and also wish to express my belief that the mission will
continue. I feel certain the last thing Darla would have wanted is for the
Seans to stop the Grand Project because of what happened to her. First,
verify the information, next fix the program so this can't happen again,
then carry on. One thing is for certain - we all need to be involved in this
grand exploration, to which point I truly hope Pom will have a change of
heart and allow her race to finally officially contact the human race - once
we finally get over the silliness and grow up, we can all get down to
business and fully understand our cosmic environment. That's what Darla
would have wanted. Truly we have lost our greatest friend with the passing
of our cosmic space queen... I hope others will let what she believed in
live on.

Yes, a Sad Day... and we here on Terra wont even be able to attend the
memorial services for our Friend ...

Greysky

Darla,gone?
O I doubt ~!
Slipped into another dimension, perhaps ...
She' be back ~ !

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Attention all Earth Science Officers Elect, Princess
Darla, I was notified by Andromeda representative this mourning, is or
has already passed away and being returned to our Milky Way galaxy. Yes,
our brave Star Race explorer was apparently mission fatally injured and
didn't make it. Full report of accident is not available at this time. I
have not received contact yet from Silouen her daughter or from the
Commander Pros but the Andromeda spokesmen said Sil is understandably
devastated.

Thank you to all Science Officers who emergency tried to relay make
contact with the mission Star Race crew. This is a sad sad day for all
those who look up to the stars of us. Much Earth human sympathy for her
Star Race family and I have already sent to Sil my deepest symphony of
saddened sound trumpet tribute salute for a thousand single taps is not
enough and hopes of limited aging for all the Star Race crew members.

I can't tell you how saddened it makes me to have to report this and for
the brave net Darla Star Race Family and crew members. A bright bright
light was lost. Which of you honorable Science Officers would do me the
sad duty to break it to Officer Bert when he returns, I just don't have
the heart at this time.

End of transmission
nightbat out

the nightbat

OHHHH NO!!!

NOT DARLA!!!

SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!

WHAT WILL WE EVER DO NOW???

The light of our lives has just flickered out!

All hope is lost! Now there really is no reason to go on!

(Sob!)

Double-A

nightbat

I'm afraid so Officer Double-A I was on duty when the emergency
channel transmission came through. I'm worried about Officer Ray for he
so looked forward to meeting cosmic Darla and hopefully finally getting
off planet Earth. Now how do we break it to him? I haven't heard from
Sil yet or any of the other Star Race crew members. They must presently
all be in shock of the news of the loss of Darla. There is still reason
to go on, for we have the rest of the brave Star Race folks after they
mourn the passing of Princess Darla, however I really don't know. This
is a sad sad day for all of us regulars on alt.astronomy. Don't panic,
we still need your duty services to monitor those increasing west coast
earthquakes remember. The whole Pacific rim must really be shifting or
some kind of major seismic activity is going on. Let's just hope those
western mountain ranges don't start to all act up and erupt. I had hoped
to have some good news for Saul and instead I have even more negative
news of the reported tragic loss of our Princess Darla.

carry on,
the nightbat


"Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet princess:
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!"
- Hamlet

Double-A

"But that I am forbid
To tell the secrets of my prison-house,
I could a tale unfold whose lightest word
Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,
Make thy two eyes like stars start from their spheres,
Thy knotted and combined locks to part,
And each particular hair to stand on end
Like quills upon the fretful porpentine.
But this eternal blazon must not be
To ears of flesh and blood."
~ Ghost,
From "Hamlet"
Act 1, Scene 5