Martian press reporting

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Martian government on high state of alert after two major metropolitan areas
devastated over night. All government agencies on high state of alert. Armed
forces are ready. More as information becomes available.

Witness reports seeing giant grape-like object falling from sky. Was given
sobriety test and released to mental care workers.





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"Lynndel Humphreys" wrote in message
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Urgent release



Martian government on high state of alert after two major metropolitan
areas
devastated over night. All government agencies on high state of alert.
Armed
forces are ready. More as information becomes available.

Witness reports seeing giant grape-like object falling from sky. Was
given
sobriety test and released to mental care workers.



I'm not even going to ask where their vinyards are ...

And I'm guessing one city was smashed by the cruise stage, and the other by
the heat shield?

peace ...

"Lynndel Humphreys" wrote in message

Urgent release

Martian government on high state of alert after two major metropolitan
areas
devastated over night. All government agencies on high state of alert.
Armed
forces are ready. More as information becomes available.

Witness reports seeing giant grape-like object falling from sky. Was
given
sobriety test and released to mental care workers.


Flash forward 15 years:

Commentator: We now listen to the audio feed from NASA Select as Eagle
approaches touchdown ...

Eagle CDR:
"300 feet ... decelerating rapidly ... 100 feet ... TOUch garbled!
Touchdown! ...ouch ...The ... Eagle ... has ... landed. Oh ...damn
....garbled ... be ... sick.

In article , Lynndel Humphreys wrote:

Urgent release

From a few launch windows ago:

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm...40clarinet.com

Valles Marineris (MPI) - A spokesthing for Mars Air Force denounced
as false rumors that an alien space craft crashed in the desert,
outside of Ares Vallis on Friday. Appearing at a press conference
today, General Rgrmrmy The Lesser, stated that "the object was, in
fact, a harmless high-altitude weather balloon, not an alien
spacecraft". (...)

--
-Andrew Gray

Andrew Gray wrote:

Lynndel Humphreys wrote:

Urgent release

From a few launch windows ago:

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm...40clarinet.com

Valles Marineris (MPI) - A spokesthing for Mars Air Force denounced
as false rumors that an alien space craft crashed in the desert,
outside of Ares Vallis on Friday. Appearing at a press conference
today, General Rgrmrmy The Lesser, stated that "the object was, in
fact, a harmless high-altitude weather balloon, not an alien
spacecraft". (...)

That press release from the MAF, updated a preliminary press release,
which said that the phenomenon was either swamp gas or ball lightning.

In article , Scott M. Kozel wrote:

That press release from the MAF, updated a preliminary press release,
which said that the phenomenon was either swamp gas or ball lightning.

Rumor has it a radio announcement from Radio Mars (station WMARS) announced
that the MDF (Martian Defense Forces) had requested all citizens to
immediately go underground, as to present a seemingly barren and
inhospitable-for-life terrain to the invaders -- "Nothing to see here, go
home. All these worlds are yours except for Europa and Mars".

The officials at the Red House are continuing to investigate the
uncorroborated reports of alien invaders.

:-)

-Dan

In message , Scott M. Kozel
writes
Andrew Gray wrote:

Lynndel Humphreys wrote:

Urgent release

From a few launch windows ago:

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm...40clarinet.com

Valles Marineris (MPI) - A spokesthing for Mars Air Force denounced
as false rumors that an alien space craft crashed in the desert,
outside of Ares Vallis on Friday. Appearing at a press conference
today, General Rgrmrmy The Lesser, stated that "the object was, in
fact, a harmless high-altitude weather balloon, not an alien
spacecraft". (...)

That press release from the MAF, updated a preliminary press release,
which said that the phenomenon was either swamp gas or ball lightning.

So that's why Beagle isn't barking. Looking for swamp gas (methane) was
its most important job.
--
Rabbit arithmetic - 1 plus 1 equals 10
Remove spam and invalid from address to reply.

"Dan Foster" wrote in message
...
In article , Scott M. Kozel
wrote:

That press release from the MAF, updated a preliminary press release,
which said that the phenomenon was either swamp gas or ball lightning.

Rumor has it a radio announcement from Radio Mars (station WMARS)
announced
that the MDF (Martian Defense Forces) had requested all citizens to
immediately go underground, as to present a seemingly barren and
inhospitable-for-life terrain to the invaders -- "Nothing to see here, go
home. All these worlds are yours except for Europa and Mars".

The officials at the Red House are continuing to investigate the
uncorroborated reports of alien invaders.

:-)

-Dan

Will this interfere with their candy bar production?