DARWIN'S LAST WORDS-- New Quiz

As part of a new educational series, we present

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FAMOUS LAST WORDS

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See if you can select the correct Last Words
that were uttered by some of the most famous
historical figures before taking their dying breath.

The series will continue daily every Thursday through
Feb. 30 (except Christmas which also is a Thursday
and hardly anybody works).

SELF-TEST
(Correct answer below.)
Peeking Not Allowed

CHARLES DARWIN

( ) This tastes like arsenic.

( ) I'll be out of bed in no time.

( ) Somebody -- QUICK! -- get my beard out of my mouth.

( ) Good God! Is that really YOU?

( ) For the thousandth time, you know I can't eat unripe fruit.

( ) What a revolting development this is!

( ) This new medicine actually tastes delicious.

( ) Good Golly, Miss Molly!

( ) That laxitive will have me feeling better in no time.

( ) Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
..
( ) Hmmm! The hospital bill. I'm SURE it can't be much.




















SEE, you tried to peek.
But you're in for a surprise. The correct
answer ain't here. It'll appear with the next
test tomorrow.

(You can't trust nobody these days!)

Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
Man as Old as Cola












Oh, so you WANT proof????


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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH AND SOFT ORGANS
(SOME HUMAN) FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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PETRIFIED FINGER AND TOE:
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Au29/MVC-016S.JPG

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THE VERY FIRST DISCOVERY IN JUNE 1981
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith1/first.jpg

PREMOLAR TOOTH FOUND INSIDE JAW-LIKE AREA
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-014S.JPG

FAVORABLE TESTING OF PREMOLAR TOOTH
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/coalbones/graph.gif
http://edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix3/result.gif
http://edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/z1.jpg
http://edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/compatible.gif

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PETRIFIED HUMAN CALVARIUM (PART OF SKULL)
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/krogwskull.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/MVC-006S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/MVC-007S.JPG

This specimen was identified by Wilton Krogman, one of
the world’s foremost human anatomists and author of the
book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine."

CATSCAN TEST ON CALVARIUM
http://www.edconrad.com/images/catcalv.jpg

American Medical Laboratories tested this specimem
using calculus analysis by crystallography and found
"a composition of dried blood intermingled with a few
small crystals resembling calcium oxalate dihydrate."

OFFICIAL LABORATORY REPORT
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-012S.JPG

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ANOTHER PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL (IN A BOULDER)
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/skulla.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith1/other1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z2_2.jpg

HAVERSIAN CANALS EXIST IN SKULL IN THE BOULDER
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/proof1.jpg

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PETRIFIED HUMAN FEMUR
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z6femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith1/z7femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Spec/MVC-001S.JPG

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PORTION OF A PETRIFIED TIBIA
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossil/z15tib2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossil/z15tib1.jpg

SEM COMPARES SPECIMEN WITH BONE AT 2,000X
http://edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/bones.jpg

HAVERSIAN CANALS IN PETRIFIED TIBIA
http://edconrad.com/canals/slide1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/canals/0505160x.jpg

Additionally, American Medical Laboratories performed
calculus analysis by crystallography and determined that
it "consisted predominately of dried blood and protein."
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-006S.JPG

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PETRIFIED GALL BLADDER, CONTAINING GALLSTONE
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z5gall.jpg
A CatSCAN revealed it contains a gall stone

Another favorable testing result on gall bladder
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-010S.JPG

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HEMISPHERE OF PETRIFIED HUMAN BRAIN
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-001S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-002S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-003S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-004S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-005S.JPG

PETRIFIED HUMAN LUNG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-015S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-016S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-017S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-018S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-019S.JPG

PETRIFIED HUMAN MANDIBLES (JAW BONES)
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Bones/MVC-006S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Bones/MVC-003S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Bones/MVC-011S.JPG

PETRIFIED HUMAN MANDIBLE (FRONTAL)
Here's another petrified hominid jaw, the frontal portion. Inclusions
are embedded in it, possibly teeth or even part of the tongue.
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-002S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-001S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-003S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-004S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-005S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-006S.JPG

PAIR OF PETRIFIED FETUSES (ONE STILL IN SLATE)
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-010S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-011S.JPG

PORTION OF PETRIFIED DINOSAUR FOOT IN SLATE
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix3/z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-013S.JPG

HANDCRAFTED WOODEN TOOL TURNED TO COAL
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-001S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-002S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-004S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-003S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-005S.JPG

GIANT CANINE TOOTH
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/1tooth.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Vel1/MVC-009S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Vel1/MVC-008S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Vel1/MVC-006S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Vel1/MVC-010S.JPG

PORTION OF GIANT PETRIFIED SCORPION
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-001S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-022S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-020S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-008S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-017S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossilxx/MVC-006S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-021S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-009S.JPG

PETRIFIED EGGS
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-021F.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-022F.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-023F.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-024F.JPG

DINOSAUR FOOT EMBEDDED IN SLATE
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossilxx/Dfoot.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossil/MVC-039S.JPG

MYSERIOUS SPECIMEN EMBEDDED IN SLATE
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/coalbones/inslate1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/coalbones/inslate5.jpg

THREE INTRIGUING SPECIMENS
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Vel1/MVC-004S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Vel1/MVC-005S.JPG

TWO SIMILIAR SPECIMENS FOUND 25 MILES APART
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossilx/MVC-016S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossilx/MVC-017S.JPG

INFORMATION ABOUT PETRIFIED BONES
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix3/thefactthat.gif

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YERKES CONFIRMS SPECIMEN IS INDEED BONE
One of the specimens was positively identified as petrified bone
by the Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center at Emory
University in Atlanta, Ga., which bone expert Wilton Krogman
described as "the most prestigious institution of its kind in the
world."

Jeremy Dahl, one of its bone experts who examined and tested
it, even put it in writing and signed his name, also making
a drawing of the specimen that he had examined and tested..

http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/YERKES1.TIF
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/YERKES2.TIF
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/YERKES3.TIF

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RAYMOND DART IMPRESSED
The late, great Raymond Dart, MD., examined some of the specimens
after Krogman informed him about them. This photo shows Dart holding
what Krogman identified as a calvarium, a human cranium with the eye
sockets broken off.
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossilx/dart.jpg

RAYMOND DART'S LETTER
28 October, 1983
Dear Mr. Conrad:

This is being written as a follow-up to our meeting here in
Philadelphia on Saturday, Oct. 15, during which I had the
opportunity to examine many of the rock-like objects you
had discovered in the coal fields of Pennsylvania, near
Shenandoah.
In my opinion, the vast majority bear the contour of bone
and well may be petrified bone.

I was particularly intrigued by one of your specimens which
I agree bears a distinct resemblance to a dainosaur head
or a hominid skullcap, heavily petrified.

Based on our vast ignorance about volcanology, as regards
both anatomy and anthropology, I am of the opinion that your
findings definitely warrant intense investigation by that subject's
foremost experts, especially here in America where so many
volcanic disturbances occur even today.
Yours sincerely,
Raymond A. Dart (signed)

Raymond A. Dart, M.D.
Institute of Man
The Institutes for the Achievement of Human Potential
8801 Stenton Avenue
Philadelphia, Pa. 19118

PHOTO OF ED CONRAD WITH RAYMOND DART
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/coalbones/wdart.jpg

PETRIFIED BONES IN GIANT SLAB OF SLATE
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-002S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-003S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-004S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-005S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-006S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-007S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-008S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-009S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-010S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-011S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-012S.JPG

CONSPIRACY AGAINST IMMANUEL VELIKOVSKY
http://edconrad.com/ebay/Petrifiedx/MVC-010S.JPG
http://edconrad.com/ebay/Petrifiedx/MVC-011S.JPG

HOW DARWIN FELT ABOUT EVOLUTION OF THE EYE
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/truth/tosuppose.gif

TRUTH BOUND TO CATCH UP WITH FICTION
http://edconrad.com/canals/hooton.gif

CONSPIRACY AGAINST TRUTH -- AND MANKIND
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/coalbones/edyournot.gif

ONE HONEST NEWSPAPER'S HEADLINE
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Vel1/MVC-001S.JPG


Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
Man as Old as Coal
(How's 280 million years sound?)

(cc)
Rank Newspaper Circulation
1. USA Today (Arlington, Va.) 2,136,068
2 . Wall Street Journal 1,800,607
3. Times (New York, N.Y.) 1,113,000
4 Times (Los Angeles) 925,135
5. Post (Washington, DC) 746,724
6. Daily News (New York, N.Y.) 715,070
7. Tribune (Chicago) 679,327
8. Post (New York, N.Y.) 590,061
9. Newsday (Long Island, N.Y.) 578,809
10. Chronicle (Houston) 552,052
11. Chronicle (San Francisco) 512,129
12. Morning News (Dallas) 505,724
13. Sun-Times (Chicago) 479,584
14. Globe (Boston) 467,745
15. Arizona Republic (Phoenix) 448,782
16. Star-Ledger (Newark, N.J.) 408,557
17. Inquirer (Philadelphia) 373,892
18. Journal-Constitution (Atlanta) 371,161
19. Free Press (Detroit) 368,839
20. Plain Dealer (Cleveland) 363,750
21. Oregonian (Portland) 342,789
22. Star Tribune (Minneapolis) 342,780
23. Union-Tribune (San Diego) 342,447
24. Times (St. Petersburg, Fla.) 333,557
25. Herald (Miami) 315,340
26. Post (Denver) 305,060
27. Rocky Mountain News Denver 304,949
28. Register (Orange County, Ca.) 300,888
29. Sun (Baltimore) 300,410
30. Post-Dispatch (St. Louis) 287,424
31. Bee (Sacramento, Calif.) 283,194
32. Mercury News San Jose, Ca. 272,682
33. Star (Kansas City, Mo.) 269,188
34. Investor's Business Daily (LA 264,699
35. Sentinel (Orlando, Fla.) 256,520
36. Times-Picayune (New Orleans) 255,994
37. Star (Indianapolis) 254,624
38. Dispatch (Columbus, Ohio) 251,557
39. Post-Gazette (Pittsburgh, Pa.) 243,091
40. Herald (Boston) 242,957
41. News (Detroit) 242,391
42. Journal Sentinel (Milwaukee) 242,234
43. Sun-Sentinel Fort Lauderdale 238,589
44. Observer (Charlotte, N.C.) 235,759
45. Times (Seattle) 224,140
46. News (Buffalo, N.Y.) 223,957
47. Express-News San Antonio 220,998
48. Star-Telegram Fort Worth 218,975
49. Courier-Journal Louisville, Ky. 217,396
50. Tribune (Tampa, Fla.) 214,178
51. Daily Oklahoman Oklahoma City 199,581
52. Virginian-Pilot (Norfolk, Va.) 195,866
53. Pioneer Press (St. Paul, Minn. 194,870
54. Courant (Hartford, Conn.) 190,312
55. World-Herald (Omaha, Neb. 190,218
56. Enquirer (Cincinnati) 189,084
57. Times-Dispatch (Richmond, Va.) 187,409
58. Democrat-Gazette (Little Rock. 185,709
59. Tennessean (Nashville) 184,106
60. American-Statesman (Austin) 183,288
61. Contra Costa Times Walnut Creek, Calif. 182,196
62. Press-Enterprise (Riverside, Calif.) 178,994
63. Record (Bergen County, N.J.) 178,962
64. Daily News (Los Angeles) 178,217
65. Democrat and Chronicle Rochester, NY 172,124
66. Asbury Park Press (Neptune, N.J.) 168,718
67. Times-Union (Jacksonville, Fla.) 168,558
68. Post (W. Palm Beach, Fla.) 167,531
69. Journal (Providence, R.I.) 166,836
70. Review-Journal (Las Vegas) 164,848
71. News & Observer (Raleigh, N.C.) 163,460
72. Bee (Fresno, Calif.) 158,286
73. Post-Intelligencer (Seattle) 157,558
74. Commercial Appeal (Memphis) 156,513
75. Register (Des Moines, Iowa) 152,633
76. Daily News (Philadelphia) 150,154
77. Daily Herald (Chicago) 149,882
78. News (Birmingham, Ala.) 145,571
79. Advertiser (Honolulu) 143,696
80. Blade (Toledo, Ohio) 140,628
81. Press (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 140,135
82. World (Tulsa, Okla.) 139,383
83. Journal News (Westchester Co., N.Y.) 139,170
84. Tribune (Salt Lake City) 134,777
85. Beacon Journal (Akron, Ohio) 134,774
86. Daily News (Dayton, Ohio) 128,739
88. La Opinion (Los Angeles, Calif.) 126,189
89. Post-Standard (Syracuse, N.Y.) 123,836
90. Tribune-Review (Greensburg, Pa.) 119,338
91. News Journal (Wilmington, Del.) 119,163
92. Morning Call (Allentown, Pa.) 118,859
93. State (Columbia, S.C.) 115,959
94. News-Sentinel (Knoxville, Tenn.) 112,017
95. Herald-Leader (Lexington, Ky.) 108,892
96. Journal (Albuquerque) 108,344
97. Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Fla.) 106,594
98. Telegram & Gazette Worcester, Ma 102,978
99. Spokesman-Review(Spokane, Wash. 102,805
100 Patriot-News (Harrisburg, Pa.) 101,598

"Ed Conrad" wrote in message
...
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FAMOUS LAST WORDS

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Too bad these won't be your last words, Ed. Because you keep saying them
over and over.

David A. Smith

"Ed Conrad" wrote in message
...


As part of a new educational series, we present

===================================

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

.====================================

See if you can select the correct Last Words
that were uttered by some of the most famous
historical figures before taking their dying breath.

The series will continue daily every Thursday through
Feb. 30 (except Christmas which also is a Thursday
and hardly anybody works).

What the hell does "daily every Thursday" mean???


Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
Man as Old as Cola

Man as Dumb as Coal (not Cola)

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 10:37:36 -0400, "John Zinni"
wrote:

"Ed Conrad" wrote in message
.. .


As part of a new educational series, we present

===================================

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

.====================================

See if you can select the correct Last Words
that were uttered by some of the most famous
historical figures before taking their dying breath.

The series will continue daily every Thursday through
Feb. 30 (except Christmas which also is a Thursday
and hardly anybody works).

What the hell does "daily every Thursday" mean???

He's employing the same logic that he uses to prove Man is as old as
coal. Next thing, you'll see him post a fuzzy jpeg of 'every day is a
Thursday' with a soggy cigarette packet next to it as evidence.

...and just like his rocks, he'll be unable to either prove or explain
Darwin's last words, whatever he claims them to be.

It's a shame he doesn't live near Miami South Beach, I can just see
him walking up to some topless female, leaning his grubby cigarette
packet against her and mumbling something about looking as old as coal
as he snaps a few pictures. Hmmm. On reflection, I think his time
would indeed be better spent on the beach than in the hills, his
website would certainly get more hits.

--
Owamanga!