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Old June 12th 05, 09:25 AM
Sterling Hodge
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Hey Honey how's it hanging? Long time no interact with eh? I was
diverted from my toil and decided to visit the wonderful land of
Usenet once again to see if you were still up to your studies.
So, my little lovely . . . How about you using that wonderful brain
power to say who I was the last time we interacted in this manner? It
should be a simple matter for a being like yourself to post my
nickname that I used before, or even my real name.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot . . . How come you never really go beyond
the quantum? Do you think we are all stupid monkeys?

Sterling

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Old June 12th 05, 09:50 PM
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O, get real.
Blynx that lynx needs a frank discussion,
Sterling Lord. Tell John, too.

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Old June 12th 05, 09:58 PM
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In who's hands
A powerful cleaver ~ Cracked pot, or healing
Wand? Food in your cupboard, or
Bare bones?

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Old June 12th 05, 10:07 PM
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Tears, or laughter, at day's end?
Broken heart,
Or ebullient soul? Mended mind, or part
Cart, crippled horse? They shoot lame
Horses, don't they? Some pain's unbearable,
Some made worse. Day's end smarts, evil reign,
Too real. Terrible still spells terrible, trembling
Fear still unbearable.

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Old June 12th 05, 10:37 PM
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"Whassup Darla Baby? Hey Honey,
How's it hanging? Long time,

No interact with, eh? I was diverted from my toil
And decided to visit the wonderful land
Of Usenet once again

To see if you were still up to your studies.
So, my little lovely
.. . . How about you using
That wonderful brain power

To say who I was
The last time we interacted in this manner?
It should be a simple matter,

For a being like yourself, to post my nickname
That I used before, or even my real name.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot

.. . . How come you never really go
Beyond the quantum?
Do you think we are all stupid monkeys?"
~ Sterling

"O, get real. Blynx the lynx
Needs a frank discussion, Sterling Lord.
Tell John, too.

In who's hands, wields
A powerful cleaver ~ Cracked pot, or healing
Wand? Got food in your cupboard,
Or just bare bones?

Tears, or laughter, do you deliver
At day's end? Broken heart, or ebullient soul?
Mended mind, or parted cart,
Crippled horse? They shoot lame horses,

Don't they? Some pain's unbearable,
Some made worse. Day's end smarts, evil reign,
Still too real. Terrible still spells terrible, trembling
Fear still spells unbearable.

Early to bed, and early to rise,
Is the way to be healthy, wealthy, and wise.
For every evil under the sun

There is a remedy, or there is none.
If there be one, try and find it;
If there be none, never mind it.

Clever words marshal wits and smiles.
Distraction's wiles divert my mind,
While guile's deception trips my guileless
Heart ~ Makes miles to go, a Fool's way, even if Folly,
My goose, accompanies me. My journey ~
My waking daze, my unslept dreams,

Our secret's endearment
Twice shared, even if, once meant. So alas,
Once more, again and again,
So twice told, a Tale begins ..."
~ Twittering

"A Performance
Begins ..."
~ Folly

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Old June 12th 05, 10:44 PM
Twittering One
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"... O, my reptiles
Smile, too. But which way, The Egyptian Wing
Flown? And, too, the Mummies?"
~ Twittering

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Old June 12th 05, 11:03 PM
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nightbat wrote

Twittering One wrote:

O, get real.
Blynx that lynx needs a frank discussion,
Sterling Lord. Tell John, too.


nightbat

Tolerant and respectful you must be with our Venus Twitty or
trouble you will find. She may still hold a grudge for Juno Buzzing Bee
having bettered her with foolish Paris for awarding her the golden
apple. Cosmic Darla ( Goddess Athena ) is also apparently upset or
disenchanted about something, three ancient Goddesses vying for our net
attentions is three very special net lot hands full.

carry on,
the nightbat
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Old June 12th 05, 11:12 PM
Twittering One
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"O, get real.
Blynx that lynx needs a frank discussion,
Sterling Lord.
Tell John, too"

"Tolerant and respectful
You must be with our Venus Twitty
Or trouble you will find.

She may still hold a grudge
For Juno Buzzing Bee having bettered her
With foolish Paris for awarding her the golden apple.

Cosmic Darla ( Goddess Athena )
Is also apparently upset, or disenchanted about something,
Three ancient Goddesses vying
For our net attentions
Are three very special net ~ lot hands full."
~ nightbat

"Justice, my mission, bat. The Dance
Of Fairness my game. The scales, Libra, my sign,
4 pounds Sterling, I seek ~ The Balance
True, The Dog, Leonardo, Divine
Canine. My romance, too."
~ Twittering

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Old June 12th 05, 11:20 PM
Twittering One
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"Perchance,
Nightbat ~ You've sighted
Him? Leonardo, 4 pounds Sterling, Knighted,
Too, with Golden Halo, white as snow,
Innocent of heart, as all fair creatures know.

Last seen pacing allright,
Turning around, a very quick step ..."
~ Folly

"... He'll pace allright but then look carefully

at how, reaching the edge, he turns around...

.... that quick step

revolving on the one hind leg, bringing the other down just as
the swivel ends, then giving over all the weight

to one front paw, onto each pad distinctly it would

seem, then onto number four and he's
around headed the other way

again."

~ Jorie Graham,
From "The Sense of an Ending,"
From "Erosion"


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Old June 12th 05, 11:30 PM
Twittering One
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"... I heard
It on the grape vine."
~ Merlot, that giddy grape ~ !

 




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