Happy New Year 2016

Rocky: 9/11 was a terrorist attack, you poor, clueless moron.

Bast: Don't forget to shave your upper lip, you sweat-hog.

NoTroll: Change your redneck nym to "noTroll2016", you infantile oaf.

BeertBrain: Do us all a favor and try swimming to Hawaii.

HVAC: I hope you're having fun banging your 72 virgins.

AA: Try the dumpster at the Black Bear Café ... the food's delish ...

Hillary: If we needed a real woman to do the job, we'd vote for
Monica ... she did it once before, remember ...