noTroll's gift ...

noTroll came back from Arkansas after participating in
the annual Deliverance reenactment festival, where he
was the pivot man in the annual ritual of "corn-holing"

He carried a pot bellied pig under his arm. When his
father/uncle asked him what it was for, noTroll replied:
"Well, it's an Arkansas razorback and I got it for Ma" ...
Replied his father/uncle: "Nice trade, butt-boi ..."