Rush Limbaugh, my hero ...

He mops the floor with Liberals, using his superior verbal
skills and with one hand tied behind his back, at that.
He uses the likes of HVAC to wipe his ass, after taking a
big dump. It's also cheaper than using paper and it
appears there are more HVAC clones than Charmin ...
and HVAC is one thing Mr. Whipple wouldn't squeeze,
lest he wore Latex gloves.