Bush Responsible for Mars Approach

"Coppy Littlehouse" wrote in message om...
According to Democratic insiders, carelessness on the part of top
officials of the Bush Administration has allowed the planet Mars to
approach dangerously close to Earth. While pundits of the Bush inner
circle deny responsibility, claiming that this is a cosmic phenomenon
that naturally occurs every 60,000 years or so, Bush critics claim
otherwise.

Bush insiders would never say that. They know the
universe is only 6000 years old.

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Hilton Evans
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ChemPen Chemical Structure Software
http://www.chempensoftware.com

Joe wrote:

You have it all wrong. It was Bill Clinton's fault. Everything is. Rush
said so.


It just occurred to me that RUSH is Bill Clinton's fault!!


Your happy democrat,


Martin


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This one reminds me of the tale where the Pope visits and Bush takes him
fishing. The Pope hooks a big one, and in trying to bring it in, has his hat
drop off in the water. Bush steps out of the boat, walking on the water, over
to the Pope's hat, and gets it. Still walking on the water he brings it back
and gets back in the boat. Next day the Washington Post and LA papers have the
headline,
"BUSH CAN'T SWIM!".
I guess the other side of that would be when Kerry flushed the toilet in the
Capitol and it overflowed (a usual symptom of trying to handle all that s__t).
He has to wade through the overflow on the way out, and the headlines we
"KERRY WALKS ON WATER!".
I think it is really great, though, how the Dem candidates and the liberal
press think so much of Bush that they hold him to a far higher standard than
any of the Dem presidents.....
g
Clear, Dark, Steady Skies!
(And considerate neighbors!!!)

On 02 Sep 2003 20:03:20 GMT, lonk (Bill Foley)
wrote:

This one reminds me of the tale where the Pope visits and Bush takes him
fishing. The Pope hooks a big one, and in trying to bring it in, has his hat
drop off in the water. Bush steps out of the boat, walking on the water, over
to the Pope's hat, and gets it. Still walking on the water he brings it back
and gets back in the boat. Next day the Washington Post and LA papers have the
headline,
"BUSH CAN'T SWIM!".
I guess the other side of that would be when Kerry flushed the toilet in the
Capitol and it overflowed (a usual symptom of trying to handle all that s__t).
He has to wade through the overflow on the way out, and the headlines we
"KERRY WALKS ON WATER!".
I think it is really great, though, how the Dem candidates and the liberal
press think so much of Bush that they hold him to a far higher standard than
any of the Dem presidents.....

Now that's funny...too true, but funny anyway. There are those on this
NG who will now try to kick your ass....just tell 'em to kiss it,
instead.

Cheerio,

Dennis, Proud America-Loving Right Wing Conservative, Irish


g
Clear, Dark, Steady Skies!
(And considerate neighbors!!!)

"Scribe2b" wrote in message
...
I think it is really great, though, how the Dem candidates and the
liberal
press think so much of Bush that they hold him to a far higher standard
than
any of the Dem presidents.....

really? clinton is impeached over consenual laison with an intern.

Gee. That's odd. I could have sworn it was for perjury in a lawsuit against
him.

Chuck Taylor

(Scribe2b) wrote in message ...
I think it is really great, though, how the Dem candidates and the liberal
press think so much of Bush that they hold him to a far higher standard than
any of the Dem presidents.....

really? clinton is impeached over consenual laison with an intern.



Huh?! You have both got to be kidding, right?

Get a history book, or a newspaper. It was perjury and suborning
justice. The moral eunichs would like you to think it was over sex. It
wasn't.

On 2 Sep 2003 19:47:56 -0700, (Coppy
Littlehouse) wrote:

(Scribe2b) wrote in message ...
I think it is really great, though, how the Dem candidates and the liberal
press think so much of Bush that they hold him to a far higher standard than
any of the Dem presidents.....

really? clinton is impeached over consenual laison with an intern.



Huh?! You have both got to be kidding, right?

Get a history book, or a newspaper. It was perjury and suborning
justice. The moral eunichs would like you to think it was over sex. It
wasn't.

I have been pleasantly surprised by the responses to this thread.
Gives me hope for this newsgroup, after all.

Cheers,

Dennis, Proud America-Loving Right Wing Conservative, Irish

On Tue, 2 Sep 2003 18:24:22 -0700, "Chuck Taylor"
wrote:

really? clinton is impeached over consenual laison with an intern.

Gee. That's odd. I could have sworn it was for perjury in a lawsuit against
him.

Chuck Taylor

I thought it was to get even for Nixon.

wrote in message . ..
On 2 Sep 2003 19:47:56 -0700, (Coppy
Littlehouse) wrote:

(Scribe2b) wrote in message ...
I think it is really great, though, how the Dem candidates and the liberal
press think so much of Bush that they hold him to a far higher standard than
any of the Dem presidents.....

really? clinton is impeached over consenual laison with an intern.

Huh?! You have both got to be kidding, right?

Get a history book, or a newspaper. It was perjury and suborning
justice. The moral eunichs would like you to think it was over sex. It
wasn't.

I have been pleasantly surprised by the responses to this thread.
Gives me hope for this newsgroup, after all.


How about this anagram:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters (With no
letters left over and using each letter only once):


TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

wrote in message
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On 2 Sep 2003 19:47:56 -0700, (Coppy
Littlehouse) wrote:




Dennis, Proud America-Loving Right Wing Conservative, Irish


If you work for a paycheck, and you support the conservative agenda, you
don't need a telescope. You need a psychiatrist.

Warmest regards,
Etok



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