Whiz Kid Jeff (On Jobs iPad???)

Hi Jeff Have to dump this ****ty Dell Have to pick your brain. Is
iPad user friendly. Its has no wires,but do I pay for signal? Want to
use it in my van as I go back to Huntington Beach to log out my life.
Does it have a seperate key board? It has a 10 hour battery life(WOW)
Cost is about 600 bucks. Can't take this laptop any longer. It tries
to **** me with my pants on. You were much to kind saying it was
fair. TreBert


iPad's aren't being sold yet, I think.

The iPad has no PHYSICAL keyboard but
there's a keyboard on the screen that you can use.
( you touch the screen )

I don't know how much it'll cost to connect an iPad
to the internet... 60 dollars per month, I assume.

The WiFi version ( it comes in different versions )
might let you connect cost·free, like Double·A does.

But free WiFi might be hard to find.

Double·A could get kicked out of Safeway ( for loitering ).
Having Food Stamps helps ( because he's paying in ).

On Feb 2, 6:21*am, wrote:
iPad's aren't being sold yet, I think.

The iPad has no PHYSICAL keyboard but
there's a keyboard on the screen that you can use.
( you touch the screen )

I don't know how much it'll cost to connect an iPad
to the internet... 60 dollars per month, I assume.

The WiFi version ( it comes in different versions )
might let you connect cost·free, like Double·A does.

But free WiFi might be hard to find.

Double·A could get kicked out of Safeway ( for loitering ).
Having Food Stamps helps ( because he's paying in ).


More and more places are getting free wi-fi, even taverns. Bert likes
to drink beer all day anyway. They don't mind you loitering in a
tavern all day long so long as you order an occasional refill.
Taverns used to offer free lunches. Now they offer free wi-fi. But
as the wise ones say, "There ain't no free lunch!"

Double-A

On Feb 2, 6:08*am, bert wrote:
Hi Jeff *Have to dump this ****ty Dell


Why don't you take to to a computer store and see if they can speed it
up. Clean up the viruses, malware, spyware, etc. that are slowing it
down. Also reorganize the disk.


*Have to pick your brain. Is
iPad user friendly.


If you're 15 years old!


*Its has no wires,but do I pay for signal? Want to
use it in my van as I go back to Huntington Beach to log out my life.
Does it have a seperate key board? It has a 10 hour battery life(WOW)
Cost is about 600 bucks. *Can't take this laptop any longer. It tries
to **** me with my pants on.


More likely it is the laptop that is being ****ed by spyware.


*You were much to kind saying it was
fair. TreBert


Double-A

On Feb 2, 5:51*pm, Double-A wrote:
On Feb 2, 6:21*am, wrote:





iPad's aren't being sold yet, I think.

The iPad has no PHYSICAL keyboard but
there's a keyboard on the screen that you can use.
( you touch the screen )

I don't know how much it'll cost to connect an iPad
to the internet... 60 dollars per month, I assume.

The WiFi version ( it comes in different versions )
might let you connect cost·free, like Double·A does.

But free WiFi might be hard to find.

Double·A could get kicked out of Safeway ( for loitering ).
Having Food Stamps helps ( because he's paying in ).

More and more places are getting free wi-fi, even taverns. *Bert likes
to drink beer all day anyway. *They don't mind you loitering in a
tavern all day long so long as you order an occasional refill.
Taverns used to offer free lunches. *Now they offer free wi-fi. *But
as the wise ones say, "There ain't no free lunch!"

Double-A- Hide quoted text -

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Double A As long as the bar has a pool table I get beer and a free
lunch. Might be the oldest husller Will be on my table practising
soon. I think tyhe iPad was made just for me. Have to see if I can
get that 337 buck PE bill paid by the office "Help for the elderly"
They did come up with $210 last year. I called and said they might run
out of money by the time my bill is past due. oi ya Mafia
republicans know how to take care of needy people. TreBert PS
orange growers might squeeze the government for the frosted oranges.
Say 6 billion TreBert

On Feb 2, 3:17*pm, bert wrote:
On Feb 2, 5:51*pm, Double-A wrote:





On Feb 2, 6:21*am, wrote:

iPad's aren't being sold yet, I think.

The iPad has no PHYSICAL keyboard but
there's a keyboard on the screen that you can use.
( you touch the screen )

I don't know how much it'll cost to connect an iPad
to the internet... 60 dollars per month, I assume.

The WiFi version ( it comes in different versions )
might let you connect cost·free, like Double·A does.

But free WiFi might be hard to find.

Double·A could get kicked out of Safeway ( for loitering ).
Having Food Stamps helps ( because he's paying in ).

More and more places are getting free wi-fi, even taverns. *Bert likes
to drink beer all day anyway. *They don't mind you loitering in a
tavern all day long so long as you order an occasional refill.
Taverns used to offer free lunches. *Now they offer free wi-fi. *But
as the wise ones say, "There ain't no free lunch!"

Double-A- Hide quoted text -

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Double A As long as the bar has a pool table I get beer and a free
lunch. Might be the oldest husller *Will be on my table practising
soon.


Sounds like a plan!


I think tyhe iPad was made just for me.


And so long as you are willing to attest that the iPad will be used
only for M&M business purposes, you can write it off your income
taxes! Well, you said you will using it in your van, and you are
probably already writing off the van as a company vehicle, right? Now
you can drive the van down to the local tav where you can post, and
you can write off your 3-martini lunch, or in your case, your 3-Bud
lunch!


*Have to see if I can
get that 337 buck PE bill paid by the office "Help for the elderly"
They did come up with $210 last year. I called and said they might run
out of money by the time my bill is past due. *oi ya *Mafia
republicans know how to take care of needy people. *TreBert * PS
orange growers might squeeze the government for the frosted oranges.
Say 6 billion * TreBert


Frosted oranges? Sounds good! Where can I buy some of that?

Double-A

On Feb 2, 5:58*pm, Double-A wrote:
On Feb 2, 6:08*am, bert wrote:

Hi Jeff *Have to dump this ****ty Dell

Why don't you take to to a computer store and see if they can speed it
up. Clean up the viruses, malware, spyware, etc. that are slowing it
down. *Also reorganize the disk.

*Have to pick your brain. Is
iPad user friendly.

If you're 15 years old!

*Its has no wires,but do I pay for signal? Want to
use it in my van as I go back to Huntington Beach to log out my life.
Does it have a seperate key board? It has a 10 hour battery life(WOW)
Cost is about 600 bucks. *Can't take this laptop any longer. It tries
to **** me with my pants on.

More likely it is the laptop that is being ****ed by spyware.

*You were much to kind saying it was
fair. TreBert

Double-A

Double A No computer store handy. Its like me old and slow. I like the
Dell am also dell. We are two sides to the same coin.oi ya

On Feb 2, 6:34*pm, Double-A wrote:
On Feb 2, 3:17*pm, bert wrote:





On Feb 2, 5:51*pm, Double-A wrote:

On Feb 2, 6:21*am, wrote:

iPad's aren't being sold yet, I think.

The iPad has no PHYSICAL keyboard but
there's a keyboard on the screen that you can use.
( you touch the screen )

I don't know how much it'll cost to connect an iPad
to the internet... 60 dollars per month, I assume.

The WiFi version ( it comes in different versions )
might let you connect cost·free, like Double·A does.

But free WiFi might be hard to find.

Double·A could get kicked out of Safeway ( for loitering ).
Having Food Stamps helps ( because he's paying in ).

More and more places are getting free wi-fi, even taverns. *Bert likes
to drink beer all day anyway. *They don't mind you loitering in a
tavern all day long so long as you order an occasional refill.
Taverns used to offer free lunches. *Now they offer free wi-fi. *But
as the wise ones say, "There ain't no free lunch!"

Double-A- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Double A As long as the bar has a pool table I get beer and a free
lunch. Might be the oldest husller *Will be on my table practising
soon.

Sounds like a plan!

I think tyhe iPad was made just for me.

And so long as you are willing to attest that the iPad will be used
only for M&M business purposes, you can write it off your income
taxes! *Well, you said you will using it in your van, and you are
probably already writing off the van as a company vehicle, right? *Now
you can drive the van down to the local tav where you can post, and
you can write off your 3-martini lunch, or in your case, your 3-Bud
lunch!

*Have to see if I can
get that 337 buck PE bill paid by the office "Help for the elderly"
They did come up with $210 last year. I called and said they might run
out of money by the time my bill is past due. *oi ya *Mafia
republicans know how to take care of needy people. *TreBert * PS
orange growers might squeeze the government for the frosted oranges.
Say 6 billion * TreBert

Frosted oranges? *Sounds good! *Where can I buy some of that?

Double-A- Hide quoted text -

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Double A frost makes the orange sweeter. TreBert


treBert, Double·A, WiFi is free at the University of Washington;
just renew your “Temporary Access� permit every 3 months.

You must have your own computer, they don't provide one.
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Double·A wrote:
“ When man reached for his back waistband, officer shot him (dead),
Portland police say! �.

Cops demand to see your hands at all times... or else !

When my hands are cold, I tuck them into my clothes;
cops* hate that. *: including Safeway security guards.

On Feb 4, 3:40 am, wrote:
treBert, Double·A, WiFi is free at the University of Washington;
just renew your "Temporary Access" permit every 3 months.

You must have your own computer, they don't provide one.
--------------Double·A wrote:

" When man reached for his back waistband, officer shot him (dead),
Portland police say! ".

Cops demand to see your hands at all times... or else !

When my hands are cold, I tuck them into my clothes;
cops* hate that. *: including Safeway security guards.


When I was interviewed on night for just walking down the street, the
first thing the cop asked me to do was to take my hands out of my
pockets. Had to be sure to release my grip on my two handguns before
I did! (Just kidding.) It was cold out there, but I do not argue
with the police. I may feel put upon, inconvenienced, and even having
my rights violated, but you have about a many rights as a jackrabbit
when he is armed, you aren't, and there is no one else around. Might
as well be a realist about it. The only time to do otherwise is when
you get a sudden impulse to commit suicide by police!

Double-A