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Old June 25th 08, 08:13 PM posted to alt.astronomy
G=EMC^2 Glazier[_1_]
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What if being alone old and lived out your friends means this? You
might be the only one at your wake? Not hard to figure Fits well
Bert

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Old June 25th 08, 08:56 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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On Jun 25, 12:13*pm, (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
What if being alone old and lived out your friends means this? *You
might be the only one at your wake? * Not hard to figure *Fits well
Bert



So what? You got to attend all of their wakes.

Double-A

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Old June 26th 08, 04:16 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Bert / Treb .. You don't have to die alone.

You don't have to die alone.
Move to a rooming house in a slum .. you'll watch your neighbors die ..
and they'll watch you die.

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Old June 26th 08, 08:35 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Bert / Treb .. You don't have to die alone.

On Jun 25, 8:16 pm, Jeff$B"%(BRelf [email protected] wrote:
You don't have to die alone.
Move to a rooming house in a slum .. you'll watch your neighbors die ..
and they'll watch you die.



Or come up with a song and dance act, and you can die on stage!

Double-A

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Old June 26th 08, 09:33 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Double-A Love to dance Love to sing but can't do those two that good
for a dance,song act. Reality is I can do and have done some stand up
stick. I love to make people laugh. Let me tell you nobody wants to
die on stage. I would rather be died first. Bert PS Treb just jumped in
to say Ih AA

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Old June 27th 08, 07:26 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Bert / Treb .. You don't have to die alone.

On Jun 26, 1:33*pm, (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
Double-A *Love to dance *Love to sing but can't do those two that good
for a dance,song act. Reality is I can do and have done some stand up
stick. * * I love to make people laugh. Let me tell you nobody wants to
die on stage. I would rather be died first. Bert *PS Treb just jumped in
to say Ih AA



And ih to Treb. Maybe you can get a job at one of the local strip
joints. You know, the guys who do the jokes while the girls are
changing into new costumes to take off. Those stand up comedians were
the main reasons that my friends and I used to frequent those places
(oh yeah!).

Double-A

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Old June 28th 08, 03:35 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Bert / Treb .. You don't have to die alone.

Double-A People don't listen to old people and you have to have people
listen when on stage. On Sundays I did do some stick at Ruth's
nursing home and I did make most laugh. I joked about my being old,and
they could relate to that. I read the Sunday paper to them and the staff
thought that was very funny and clever of me. Go figure Bert

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Old June 30th 08, 07:33 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Bert / Treb .. You don't have to die alone.

How about at DisneyWorld?

Saul Levy


On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:26:27 -0700 (PDT), Double-A
wrote:

On Jun 26, 1:33*pm, (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
Double-A *Love to dance *Love to sing but can't do those two that good
for a dance,song act. Reality is I can do and have done some stand up
stick. * * I love to make people laugh. Let me tell you nobody wants to
die on stage. I would rather be died first. Bert *PS Treb just jumped in
to say Ih AA



And ih to Treb. Maybe you can get a job at one of the local strip
joints. You know, the guys who do the jokes while the girls are
changing into new costumes to take off. Those stand up comedians were
the main reasons that my friends and I used to frequent those places
(oh yeah!).

Double-A

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Old June 30th 08, 01:18 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Bert / Treb .. You don't have to die alone.

Double-A I would do my stick for free at a strip club for obvious
reasons. Not hard to figure Bert

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Old June 30th 08, 07:52 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Bert / Treb .. You don't have to die alone.

"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote...
in message ...

Double-A I would do my stick for free at a strip club for obvious
reasons. Not hard to figure Bert


Bert, i hear that the back rooms at those places are
are real hoot! g

happy days and...
starry starry nights!

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