IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HEARSE?...

MEMORABLE MOMENTS IN MEDICINE

Ed Conrad in his doctor's office.

DOCTOR: "Ed, I'm going to give you a prescription
for some new brain medicine. It may help your condition."
.
(Doctor picks up a prescription pad, reaches into his
shirt pocket for his pen, begins writing the prescription
but finds his pen must be dry because it doesn't work..

(Doctor closely examines what he thought was his pen and
discovers -- to his horror -- that it is a rectal thermometer.

DOCTOR: "Son of bitch! Some asshole stole my pen."

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One of the most deplorable things about the deceit,
deception, collusion and conspiracy that has kept
evolution alive and well after all these years is the
failure of medical experts to speak out about how
physical evidence is almost totally lacking in the
perpetuation of the absurd theory of man's evolution.

On the other hand, these same medics have buried
their heads in their ass when it comes to the physical
evidence that confirms, beyond any reasonable doubt,
that man existed while coal was being formed

They have avoided involvement like the plague for more
than a quarter-century and totally lack balls -- Excuse
me, Girls! -- in showing any courage by standing up
or The Truth.

Doctors, above anyone else, are aware that all sorts
of state-of-the-art testing performed on some of the
mindboggling specimens confirms what I've long been
saying they are... petrified human remains, found
in strata dated a minimum of 280 million years.

These specimens are the undeniable proof that man
had existed, in almost our present form, eons before
the start of Charles Darwin's absurd theory of evolution
that has warped the minds of men.

I guess what might've upset doctors most is that Dr. Jeremy
Dahl -- at the time called by an administrator of the Yerkes
Regional Primate Research Center in Atlantaas its most
authoritative bone expert -- had tested one of my specimens
and confirmed, in writing, that it indeed is bone.

Here's that documentation, accompanied by Dr. Dahl's
signature.

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That said, I'd like to add that the courageous truth-seeker
Michael Moore didn't go far enough in his documentary, "Sicko."

He could've added that the vast majority of doctors -- particularly
specialists -- are afraid of their own shadow when it comes to
standing up for truth. They, too, are more concerned about
protecting their vested interests and fattening their bank
accounts.

They all could use a good colonoscopy (but while they're wide
awake).

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...veTheWhale.jpg

Ed Conrad
http:///www.edconrad.com
Man as Old as Coal
(and the doctors, of all people, CERTAINLY KNOW IT!)

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TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION
(Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins)

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...HumanSkull.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...sOldasCoal.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...iscoveries.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...oreFossils.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...HumanBrain.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...estResults.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...OldestTool.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Scorpion.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-013F.JPG

To prove they're the real McCoy..

PETRIFIED FOSSILS STILL EMBEDDED IN SLATE

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http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-003S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-006S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-007S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-009S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-010S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-012S.JPG

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MONKEY BUSINESS -- A MESSAGE TO EVOLUTIONISTS

I sincerely apologize to all the pseudoscientists for the monkey --
your alleged ancestor -- I've been out of all of you with my
tractor-trailer load of petrified bones, teeth and even soft organs
(some human) found between anthracite veins.

You have criticized, chastised and did everything in your power
to belittle me and assassinate my character but, alas, all of your
efforts have failed miserably for more than 27 years .

You have NOT succeeded -- and you never will.!

Your snide, deplorable tactics have been your only answer
to truth that's been staring you in the eye -- and your theory
of the evolution of man isn't worth the paper that Charles Darwin
wrote it on.

As the late, great Dr. Immanuel Velikovsky once noted about
his legion of critics more than 50 years ago:
"RIDICULE IS THE ARGUMENT OF THE MOB."
And how very, very true!

Slowly and surely, John Q. Public is learning that you're far from
honest, uprighteous and all-knowing as you have long boasted.
The truth is, yoU're nothing more than egotistical vested-interest
;loons.

You have subscribed to -- or actually been engaged in --deceit,
deception, collusion and conspiracy in the perpetration of a
monumental conspiracy against mankind.

Once upon a time I said that your day would come. I think it
just might be right around the corner.

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HOLY ****!
http://www.spacedaily.com/images/hub...-desk-1024.jpg

This is the Hubble's greatest photo that was taken of a black
speck of sky shown in a previous astounding photo of space that
it had taken some years earlier.

This view captures the mind-boggling outreaches of the universe
as if taken through an eight-inch straw.

No question, almost the same breathtaking scene would be
evident no matter where the Hubble is pointed. The size of the
universe is THAT incredible.

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WORLD'S MOST SUCCESSFUL THIEVES
Ranking of the world's most successful thieves listed by rank,
name, home country or state, age where known, wealth in billions
f dollars and the source of their stealing.

1. William Gates III, Washington, 50, $50 Billion, Microsoft
2. Warren Buffett, Nebraska, 75, $42 Billion, Berkshire Hathaway
3. Carlos Slim Helu, Mexico, 66, $30 Billion, telecom
4. Ingvar Kamprad, Sweden, 79, $28 Biilion, Ikea
5. Lakshmi Mittal, India, 55, $23.5 Billion, steel
6. Paul Allen, Washington, 53, $22, Microsoft, investments
7. Bernard Arnault, France, 57, $21.5, LVMH
8. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud, Saudi Arabia, 49, $20,
investments
9. Kenneth Thomson and family, Canada, 82, $19.6, publishing
10. Li Ka-shing, Hong Kong, 77, $18.8, diversified
11. Roman Abramovich, Russia, 39, $18.2, oil
12. Michael Dell, Texas, 41, $17.1, Dell
13. Karl Albrecht, Germany, 86, $17, supermarkets
14. Sheldon Adelson, Nevada, 72, $16.1, casinos, hotels
15. Liliane Bettencourt, France, 83, $16, L'Oreal
15. Lawrence Ellison, California, 61, $16, Oracle
17. Christy Walton, Wyoming, 51, $15.9, Wal-Mart inheritance
17. Jim Walton, Arkansas, 58, $15.9, Wal-Mart
19. S. Robson Walton, Arkansas, 62, $15.8, Wal-Mart
20. Alice Walton, Texas, 56, $15.7, Wal-Mart
21. Helen Walton, Arkansas, 86, $15.6, Wal-Mart
22. Theo Albrecht, Germany, 83, $15.2, supermarkets
23. Amancio Ortega, Spain, 70, $14.8, Zara
24. Steven Ballmer, Washington, 50, $13.6, Microsoft
25. Azim Premji, India, 60, $13.3, software
26. Sergey Brin, California, 32, $12.9, Google
27. Larry Page, California, 33, $12.8, Google
28. Abigail Johnson, Massachusetts, 44, $12.5, Fidelity
29. Nasser Al-Kharafi and family, Kuwait, 62, $12.4, construction
29. Barbara Cox Anthony, Hawaii, 82, $12.4, Cox Enterprises
29. Anne Cox Chambers, Georgia, 86, $12.4, Cox Enterprises
32. Stefan Persson, Sweden, 58, $12.3, Hennes & Mauritz
33. Charles Koch, Kansas, 70, $12, oil, commodities
33. David Koch, Kansas, 65, $12, oil, commodities
35. Raymond, Thomas and Walter Kwok, Hong Kong, $11.6, real estate
36. Adolf Merckle, Germany, 71, $11.5, drugs
37. Sulaiman Bin Abdul Al Rajhi, Saudi Arabia, 86, $11, banking
37. Vagit Alekperov, Russia, 55, $11, oil
37. Silvio Berlusconi, Italy, 69, $11, media
37. Lee Shau Kee, Hong Kong, 78, $11, real estate
41. Vladimir Lisin, Russia, 49, $10.7, steel
42. Michael Otto and family, Germany, 62, $10.4, retail
43. Pierre Omidyar, Nevada, 38, $10.1, eBay
44. Leonardo Del Vecchio, Italy, 70, $10, eyewear
44. Michele Ferrero and family, Italy, 79, $10, chocolates
44. Forrest Mars Jr., Virginia, 74, $10, candy
44. Jacqueline Mars, New Jersey, 66, $10, candy
44. John Mars, Virginia, 69, $10, candy
44. Viktor Vekselberg, Russia, 48, $10, oil, metals
50. Mikhail Fridman, Russia, 41, $9.7, oil, banking
51. Spiro Latsis and family, Greece, 59, $9.1, banking
52. John Kluge, Florida, 91, $9, Metromedia
53. Carl Icahn, New York, 70, $8.7, leveraged buyouts
53. Kirk Kerkorian, California, 88, $8.7, investments, casinos
55. Birgit Rausing and family, Sweden, 82, $8.6, packaging
56. Mukesh Ambani, India, 48, $8.5, petrochemicals
56. Serge Dassault and family, France, 80, $8.5, aviation
56. Hans Rausing, Sweden, 80, $8.5, packaging
59. Galen Weston and family, Canada, 65, $8.4, retail
60. Susanne Klatten, Germany, 43, $8.1, BMW
61. Rudolf August Oetker and family, Germany, 89, $8, food
62. Oleg Deripaska, Russia, 37, $7.8, aluminum
63. Sumner Redstone, California, 82, $7.7, Viacom
64. Alexei Mordashov, Russia, 40, $7.6, steel
65. Donald Newhouse, New Jersey, 76, $7.5, publishing
65. Samuel Newhouse Jr., New York, 78, $7.5, publishing
65. Alain and Gerard Wertheimer, France, $7.5, Chanel
65. Reinhold Wurth, Germany, 70, $7.5, manufacturing
69. Joseph and Moise Safra, Brazil, $7.4, banking
70. Philip Knight, Oregon, 68, $7.3, Nike
71. George Soros, New York, 75, $7.2, hedge funds
72. Ernesto Bertarelli, Switzerland, 40, $7.1, biotech
72. Suleiman Kerimov, Russia, 40, $7.1, stocks
74. Philip and Cristina Green, Britain, $7, retail
74. Francois Pinault, France, 69, $7, retail
74. August von Finck, Germany, 76, $7, investments
77. Mohammed Al Amoudi, Saudi Arabia, 60, $6.9, oil
77. Abdul Aziz Al Ghurair and family, United Arab Emirates, 52, $6.9,
banking
79. Maria-Elisabeth and Georg Schaeffler, Germany, $6.8, ball bearings
80. Charles Ergen, Colorado, 53, $6.7, EchoStar
80. Edward Johnson III, Massachusetts, 75, $6.7, Fidelity
82. Kun-Hee Lee and family, South Korea, 64, $6.6, Samsung
82. Stefan Quandt, Germany, 40, $6.6, BMW
84. Saleh Bin Abdul Aziz Al Rajhi, Saudi Arabia, 94, $6.5, banking
84. Rafael del Pino and family, Spain, 85, $6.5, construction
84. Stanley Ho, Hong Kong, 84, $6.5, gaming
84. Maersk Mc-Kinney Moller, Denmark, 92, $6.5, shipping
84. Keith Rupert Murdoch, New York, 75, $6.5, News Corp.
89. Philip Anschutz, Colorado, 66, $6.4, investments
89. Hasso Plattner, Germany, 62, $6.4, SAP
89. Vladimir Potanin, Russia, 45, $6.4, metals
89. Mikhail Prokhorov, Russia, 40, $6.4, metals
93. Vladimir Yevtushenkov, Russia, 57, $6.3, telecom
94. Micky Arison, Florida, 56, $6.1, Carnival Cruises
94. Curt Engelhorn, Germany, 79, $6.1, drugs
94. Friedrich Flick Jr., Germany, 79, $6.1, investments
94. German Khan, Russia, 44, $6.1, oil, banking
94. Ronald Perelman, New York, 63, $6.1, leveraged buyouts
94. Johanna Quandt, Germany, 78, $6.1, BMW
100. Dan Duncan, Texas, 73, $6, energy
100. Gerald Cavendish Grosvenor and family, Britain, 54, $6, real
estate
100. Jack Taylor, Missouri, 83, $6, Enterprise Rent-A-Car
103. Eli Broad, California, 72, $5.9, investments
104. Anil Ambani, India, 46, $5.7, diversified
104. Donald Bren, California, 73, $5.7, real estate
106. James, Arthur and John Irving, Canada, $5.5, oil
107. Yasuo Takei and family, Japan, 76, $5.4, credit
107. Y.C. Wang, Taiwan, 89, $5.4, chemicals
109. Shari Arison, Israel, 48, $5.2, inheritance, cruise ships
109. Kunio Busujima and family, Japan, 80, $5.2, gaming
109. Nikolai Tsvetkov, Russia, 45, $5.2, oil, banking
112. Michael Bloomberg, New York, 63, $5.1, Bloomberg L.P.
112. Cheng Yu-tung, Hong Kong, 80, $5.1, real estate
114. Leonard Blavatnik, United States, 48, $5, Access Industries
114. Gustavo Cisneros and family, Venezuela, 60, $5, media
114. Charlene de Carvalho-Heineken, Netherlands, 51, $5, Heineken
114. John Fredriksen, Norway, 61, $5, shipping
114. Saleh Kamel, Saudi Arabia, 64, $5, diversified
114. Karl-Heinz Kipp, Germany, 82, $5, retail
114. Robert Kuok, Malaysia, 82, $5, diversified
114. John Menard Jr., Wisconsin, 66, $5, home improvement stores
114. James Packer, Australia, 38, $5, inheritance
114. Kushal Pal Singh, India, 74, $5, real estate
114. Jeffrey Skoll, Canada, 41, $5, eBay
125. Alexander Abramov, Russia, 47, $4.9, steel, mining
125. Erivan Haub and family, Germany, 73, $4.9, retail
125. Lorenzo Mendoza and family, Venezuela, 40, $4.9, beverages
125. Sunil Mittal, India, 48, $4.9, telecom
129. Alexei Kuzmichov, Russia, 43, $4.8, oil, banking
129. Robert Rowling, Texas, 52, $4.8, oil and gas, investments
129. Onsi Sawiris, Egypt, 76, $4.8, Orascom Telecom
129. Eric Schmidt, California, 50, $4.8, Google
133. Nobutada Saji and family, Japan, 60, $4.7, beverages
134. Jeronimo Arango, Mexico, 80, $4.6, retail
134. Nicky Oppenheimer and family, South Africa, 60, $4.6, De Beers
136. Iskander Makhmudov, Russia, 43, $4.5, mining, metals
136. Akira Mori and family, Japan, 68, $4.5, real estate
136. Julio Mario Santo Domingo, Colombia, 82, $4.5, beer, diversified
136. Shin Kyuk-Ho and family, South Korea, 83, $4.5, candy
140. Kumar Birla, India, 38, $4.4, commodities
140. David Geffen, California, 63, $4.4, DreamWorks
140. Steven Jobs, California, 51, $4.4, Apple Computer, Pixar
140. George Kaiser, Oklahoma, 63, $4.4, oil and gas, banking
140. Luis Carlos Sarmiento, Colombia, 73, $4.4, banking
140. Thomas Schmidheiny, Switzerland, 60, $4.4, cement
140. H. Ty Warner, Illinois, 62, $4.4, Beanie Babies
147. Jeffrey Bezos, Washington, 42, $4.3, Amazon
147. Terry Gou, Taiwan, 55, $4.3, technology
147. Walter Haefner, Switzerland, 95, $4.3, software
147. Charles Johnson, California, 73, $4.3, Franklin Resources
147. Ananda Krishnan, Malaysia, 67, $4.3, diversified
147. Reinhard Mohn and family, Germany, 84, $4.3, media
147. Henry Perot, Texas, 75, $4.3, investments

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES
REPUBLICAN
US Senator Sam Brownback (R-Kansas)
Former Governor Jim Gilmore (R-Virginia)
Former US House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-Georgia)
Former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani (R-New York)
US Senator Chuck Hagel (R-Nebraska)
Former Governor Mike Huckabee (R-Arkansas)
Congressman Duncan Hunter (R-California)
US Senator John McCain (R-Arizona)
Former Governor George Pataki (R-New York)
Congressman Ron Paul (R-Texas)
Former Governor Mitt Romney (R-Massachusetts)
Radio Talk Show Host Michael Savage (R-California)
Congressman Tom Tancredo (R-Colorado)
Former US Senator Fred Thompson (R-Tennessee)
Former Governor Tommy Thompson (R-Wisconsin)
DEMOCRAT
US Senator Joe Biden (D-Delaware)
Former Army General Wes Clark (D-Arkansas)
US Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-New York)
US Senator Chris Dodd (D-Connecitcut)
Former US Senator John Edwards (D-North Carolina)
Former Alaska US Senator Mike Gravel (D-Virginia)
Congressman Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio)
US Senator Barack Obama (D-Illinois)
Governor Bill Richardson (D-New Mexico)
Rev. Al Sharpton (D-New York)
INDEPENDENT
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg (I-NY)