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Old June 5th 07, 10:22 PM posted to alt.alien.visitors,alt.politics.british,alt.religion.islam,alt.sci.planetary,sci.astro.seti
James
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Default Something odd happed at the old peoples home not far way

Auntie who is an old lady of 90 went funny, I understand she is not herself,
she told that she as to be collected and go home, she is an old people's
home but she dosnt know that, I understand she received a little box with a
button that said "take me" and when she pressed it she turnered into a giant
grasshopper opened the door on the secret key code that she did not know and
went out a big black disk came and the lift came down and she went in and
the disk took off and never came back.

Mum is also awaiting pick up but the police tazer has knocked out the last
80 years of the data bank and it is 1925 and her mum has gone missing and
her brother is out I don't think the twins are born yet. Hitler is doing
well. So she might miss the bus.

I have heard stories of a flash to the north and I did notice something
myself and a gunfight down the road by some dancing policeman chanting some
bible bable about jesus, come and join us, I'l shoot you if you don't, and
they do lobotomies on any one going around (to make you human) you need to
agree first, then they sell you naked in the girl shop of the boy shop or in
the local bazar for a fiver, but they let you go for tenner if you gave it
to them it promptly mum is looking for her mum upstairs (dead 50 years) and
rang rhe police to see if the have seen her and is crying in case her mum is
lost and can't find her way.

I did hear that in 1989 5000 atom bombs were lanched and the girls were all
lyng face down the corridor then we celebrated when they did not go off then
I was on the floor and Margaret came and asked what had happened the girls
had all gone. "We've been atom bombed" I said.

I later found Margaret, lying on a park bench with no money, and she said
she had no money, so I gave her as much as I could.

The chistians are beating their wings and banging their shield with the
spears saying Oink! Oink! and like the lemming we all all decended from, the
only suvivors of the asteroid impact 265 million years, ago and now they are
killing eveything in the path, cutting wise men into imbeciles by cutting
out their brains.

If you read this and know any christians, go and cut their bloody heads of
tear their guts out hack their legs and arms off tear the eyes out take of
their skull and fry their brains and burn the lousy jumble of fiuny black
and white squigges the the fire when their basilicas of death are torn down
their idols they worship and theirr priests of sacrifice burn into ash and
washed away forever to be forgotten, they are just murders, liers, theives
hyppocrits making money be selling false promises, inveting past events
glorifing over war. Cut their heads off, cut their guts out, give them to
the jackel and the wolf to tear apart and feed to the pups. All doctors have
lied, tear them apart kill them kill them, kill them, kill them, kill every
doctor in the planet they don't help people they murder them and take their
money, the most evil men are those who make money and those who work for it
they must all be mercilesly killed and all the lying stealing, theiving rich
people and all those clever dicks who sit with chushions on their head, a
churlishly laugh as they playfully tear their victims apart tear all
christians apart they are so evil the impossibe devil who doesn't exits
could not have been so bad the these devils apart and put ther cleaned bones
on the beach to fade parchment white and washed out the, kill them, kill
them.

If you think your immortal go and jump of the cliff and see, or take
yourself up a high building and jump off, christian psychopath go and hang
yourself, lier theif hyppocrit pergure, procatice the autolobotomy with the
spring loasded blade to cut off you own brain, your liyng bloddy
psychosath.

I am sorry the the imbecile gp round here has murdered all her panel (they
staved to death after their lobotomy, mum is hanging on by a couple a
thousand neurons and all the nicest girls I know are lying brain dead.

All the governents are criminals so kill them too. The most sucessull
crimiinals are the judges and priests all are child molestors and theives
and those who main and the innocent are in jail. Blowing up the police would
help restoring law and order and the sacking of the police, and blowing up
all the basilcas of Rome and all the slimy clergy and all the other slimy
churches, that means all those who slither throgh the door to ask a bit of
plastic, or shiny metal for help with their emotional problems while the
vicar is bunking wuth the latest bach of virgins while the examine them for
purity.

Oh and they blacik out the church while as hypnotised girl stripps and
parasdes around and to leer in jeering crowed her frontal lobe is cut off so
the is dead as she stand nude and handcuffed. They sell them on the steps
outside for a fiver each.

The whole christian church must be totaly destroyed. Kill then Kill them
Kill them as quickly as possible.

I think poison gas for the congrestion and machine gunning the survivors is
best. And nukes as well as many as possible.


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Old June 5th 07, 11:22 PM posted to alt.alien.visitors,alt.politics.british,alt.religion.islam,alt.sci.planetary,sci.astro.seti
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the clash of civilization.

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Old June 6th 07, 06:36 AM posted to alt.alien.visitors,alt.politics.british,alt.religion.islam,alt.sci.planetary,sci.astro.seti
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Default Something odd happed at the old peoples home not far way

James you need to go see your doctor. I'm fairly sure you have the
start
of Altzheimers.

You also failed to capitalize Jesus.

James wrote:
Auntie who is an old lady of 90 went funny, I understand she is not herself,
she told that she as to be collected and go home, she is an old people's
home but she dosnt know that, I understand she received a little box with a
button that said "take me" and when she pressed it she turnered into a giant
grasshopper opened the door on the secret key code that she did not know and
went out a big black disk came and the lift came down and she went in and
the disk took off and never came back.

Mum is also awaiting pick up but the police tazer has knocked out the last
80 years of the data bank and it is 1925 and her mum has gone missing and
her brother is out I don't think the twins are born yet. Hitler is doing
well. So she might miss the bus.

I have heard stories of a flash to the north and I did notice something
myself and a gunfight down the road by some dancing policeman chanting some
bible bable about jesus, come and join us, I'l shoot you if you don't, and
they do lobotomies on any one going around (to make you human) you need to
agree first, then they sell you naked in the girl shop of the boy shop or in
the local bazar for a fiver, but they let you go for tenner if you gave it
to them it promptly mum is looking for her mum upstairs (dead 50 years) and
rang rhe police to see if the have seen her and is crying in case her mum is
lost and can't find her way.

I did hear that in 1989 5000 atom bombs were lanched and the girls were all
lyng face down the corridor then we celebrated when they did not go off then
I was on the floor and Margaret came and asked what had happened the girls
had all gone. "We've been atom bombed" I said.

I later found Margaret, lying on a park bench with no money, and she said
she had no money, so I gave her as much as I could.

The chistians are beating their wings and banging their shield with the
spears saying Oink! Oink! and like the lemming we all all decended from, the
only suvivors of the asteroid impact 265 million years, ago and now they are
killing eveything in the path, cutting wise men into imbeciles by cutting
out their brains.

If you read this and know any christians, go and cut their bloody heads of
tear their guts out hack their legs and arms off tear the eyes out take of
their skull and fry their brains and burn the lousy jumble of fiuny black
and white squigges the the fire when their basilicas of death are torn down
their idols they worship and theirr priests of sacrifice burn into ash and
washed away forever to be forgotten, they are just murders, liers, theives
hyppocrits making money be selling false promises, inveting past events
glorifing over war. Cut their heads off, cut their guts out, give them to
the jackel and the wolf to tear apart and feed to the pups. All doctors have
lied, tear them apart kill them kill them, kill them, kill them, kill every
doctor in the planet they don't help people they murder them and take their
money, the most evil men are those who make money and those who work for it
they must all be mercilesly killed and all the lying stealing, theiving rich
people and all those clever dicks who sit with chushions on their head, a
churlishly laugh as they playfully tear their victims apart tear all
christians apart they are so evil the impossibe devil who doesn't exits
could not have been so bad the these devils apart and put ther cleaned bones
on the beach to fade parchment white and washed out the, kill them, kill
them.

If you think your immortal go and jump of the cliff and see, or take
yourself up a high building and jump off, christian psychopath go and hang
yourself, lier theif hyppocrit pergure, procatice the autolobotomy with the
spring loasded blade to cut off you own brain, your liyng bloddy
psychosath.

I am sorry the the imbecile gp round here has murdered all her panel (they
staved to death after their lobotomy, mum is hanging on by a couple a
thousand neurons and all the nicest girls I know are lying brain dead.

All the governents are criminals so kill them too. The most sucessull
crimiinals are the judges and priests all are child molestors and theives
and those who main and the innocent are in jail. Blowing up the police would
help restoring law and order and the sacking of the police, and blowing up
all the basilcas of Rome and all the slimy clergy and all the other slimy
churches, that means all those who slither throgh the door to ask a bit of
plastic, or shiny metal for help with their emotional problems while the
vicar is bunking wuth the latest bach of virgins while the examine them for
purity.

Oh and they blacik out the church while as hypnotised girl stripps and
parasdes around and to leer in jeering crowed her frontal lobe is cut off so
the is dead as she stand nude and handcuffed. They sell them on the steps
outside for a fiver each.

The whole christian church must be totaly destroyed. Kill then Kill them
Kill them as quickly as possible.

I think poison gas for the congrestion and machine gunning the survivors is
best. And nukes as well as many as possible.


There's no doubt about it you do have Altzheimers and it's more
advanced
than I first thought. In fact I see so many words that need to be
capitalized
that were not. You are an alien aren't you?

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Old June 7th 07, 03:32 AM posted to alt.alien.visitors,alt.politics.british,alt.religion.islam,alt.sci.planetary,sci.astro.seti
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James wrote:
Auntie who is an old lady of 90 went funny,


Given the newsgroups I expected her to either become young ago or be saved from
eviction by cute little mechanical lifeforms.

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Old June 12th 07, 09:27 AM posted to sci.astro.seti
zeljko krolo
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Default Something odd happed at the old peoples home not far way

Well, something is certain here.A lot of sick people left with that boink of
yours.
Jacob


"James" James@James$$Domain.$$ wrote in message
k...
Auntie who is an old lady of 90 went funny, I understand she is not

herself,
she told that she as to be collected and go home, she is an old people's
home but she dosnt know that, I understand she received a little box with

a
button that said "take me" and when she pressed it she turnered into a

giant
grasshopper opened the door on the secret key code that she did not know

and
went out a big black disk came and the lift came down and she went in and
the disk took off and never came back.

Mum is also awaiting pick up but the police tazer has knocked out the last
80 years of the data bank and it is 1925 and her mum has gone missing and
her brother is out I don't think the twins are born yet. Hitler is doing
well. So she might miss the bus.

I have heard stories of a flash to the north and I did notice something
myself and a gunfight down the road by some dancing policeman chanting

some
bible bable about jesus, come and join us, I'l shoot you if you don't, and
they do lobotomies on any one going around (to make you human) you need to
agree first, then they sell you naked in the girl shop of the boy shop or

in
the local bazar for a fiver, but they let you go for tenner if you gave it
to them it promptly mum is looking for her mum upstairs (dead 50 years)

and
rang rhe police to see if the have seen her and is crying in case her mum

is
lost and can't find her way.

I did hear that in 1989 5000 atom bombs were lanched and the girls were

all
lyng face down the corridor then we celebrated when they did not go off

then
I was on the floor and Margaret came and asked what had happened the girls
had all gone. "We've been atom bombed" I said.

I later found Margaret, lying on a park bench with no money, and she said
she had no money, so I gave her as much as I could.

The chistians are beating their wings and banging their shield with the
spears saying Oink! Oink! and like the lemming we all all decended from,

the
only suvivors of the asteroid impact 265 million years, ago and now they

are
killing eveything in the path, cutting wise men into imbeciles by cutting
out their brains.

If you read this and know any christians, go and cut their bloody heads

of
tear their guts out hack their legs and arms off tear the eyes out take of
their skull and fry their brains and burn the lousy jumble of fiuny black
and white squigges the the fire when their basilicas of death are torn

down
their idols they worship and theirr priests of sacrifice burn into ash and
washed away forever to be forgotten, they are just murders, liers, theives
hyppocrits making money be selling false promises, inveting past events
glorifing over war. Cut their heads off, cut their guts out, give them to
the jackel and the wolf to tear apart and feed to the pups. All doctors

have
lied, tear them apart kill them kill them, kill them, kill them, kill

every
doctor in the planet they don't help people they murder them and take

their
money, the most evil men are those who make money and those who work for

it
they must all be mercilesly killed and all the lying stealing, theiving

rich
people and all those clever dicks who sit with chushions on their head, a
churlishly laugh as they playfully tear their victims apart tear all
christians apart they are so evil the impossibe devil who doesn't exits
could not have been so bad the these devils apart and put ther cleaned

bones
on the beach to fade parchment white and washed out the, kill them, kill
them.

If you think your immortal go and jump of the cliff and see, or take
yourself up a high building and jump off, christian psychopath go and hang
yourself, lier theif hyppocrit pergure, procatice the autolobotomy with

the
spring loasded blade to cut off you own brain, your liyng bloddy
psychosath.

I am sorry the the imbecile gp round here has murdered all her panel (they
staved to death after their lobotomy, mum is hanging on by a couple a
thousand neurons and all the nicest girls I know are lying brain dead.

All the governents are criminals so kill them too. The most sucessull
crimiinals are the judges and priests all are child molestors and theives
and those who main and the innocent are in jail. Blowing up the police

would
help restoring law and order and the sacking of the police, and blowing up
all the basilcas of Rome and all the slimy clergy and all the other slimy
churches, that means all those who slither throgh the door to ask a bit of
plastic, or shiny metal for help with their emotional problems while the
vicar is bunking wuth the latest bach of virgins while the examine them

for
purity.

Oh and they blacik out the church while as hypnotised girl stripps and
parasdes around and to leer in jeering crowed her frontal lobe is cut off

so
the is dead as she stand nude and handcuffed. They sell them on the steps
outside for a fiver each.

The whole christian church must be totaly destroyed. Kill then Kill them
Kill them as quickly as possible.

I think poison gas for the congrestion and machine gunning the survivors

is
best. And nukes as well as many as possible.







 




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