And drum roll maestro! The Numero Uno Reason Why the CIA Posts to Usenet AFA-B NOMINATION: The CIA Wants To Know About Quantum Potential Mind Control Techniques

Alexa Cameron, freedomtofascism.com wrote:

On Mon, 15 Jan 2007 00:46:08 GMT, "Text Medium No. 5"
wrote:

PEEEEEEEEEEEE KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ah does your mother know when you became a Super-Dooper Secret CIA Spy that
the money she invested in your training would bring forth such intellectual
prose.

PS: Don't tell her that you're a dumbass, it would break her heart.

Hi, Alexa!