List of men who have taken it up the ass by a deranged Charolais bull with an oversized pizzle.

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alt.war.iraq, sci.med.nursing, rec.org.mensa, alt.magick of
alt.clearing.technology):

List of men who have taken it up the ass by a deranged
Charolais bull with an oversized pizzle:

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Ed Conrad replied:

Have you no concern about preserving valuable Internet
bandwidth, you moron? Hide your head in shame.

http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/SimplyMagic/TightFit.jpg

Thanks!

Sorry, I didn't realize your ears were up your ass, so I'll
say it again a little louder..

HAVE YOU NO CONCERN ABOUT PRESERVING VALUABLE
INTERNET BANDWIDTH, YOU FRICKIN' MORON.

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http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...veTheWhale.jpg

http://www.psu.edu/

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MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/FINGERSx.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...tDiscovery.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...HumanSkull.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...HumanBrain.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...sOldasCoal.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...iscoveries.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...oreFossils.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...estResults.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/OldestTool.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-013F.JPG

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PETRIFIED BONES EMBEDDED IN SLATE FROM COAL VEINS

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-002S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-003S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-006S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-007S.JPG
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http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-010S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-012S.JPG

The above photos mean the bones have to be older than
the Carboniferous-age material in which they are encased.

Same as many thousands of other petrified bones, teeth
and soft organs I've discovered between anthracite veins,
they offer the undeniable physical evidence that large land
animals -- man included -- had existed on earth while
coal was being formed more than 280 million years ago.

And it means that Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution
ain't worth the paper it was written on.

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INTELLIGENT DESIGNER, IS THIS HANDIWORK?

Below is the Hubble Telescope's 2004 ultra view photo, one
that was taken of a totally blackened sky as seen through
an EIGHT-FOOT-STRAW. Result: galaxies upon galaxies
upon galaxies, meaning that our universe is far bigger than
we can even begin to fathom. And, remember, the view
would be almost similar every straw hole you turn to a
black patch in the sky -- using the Hubble, no less.

http://www.spacedaily.com/images/hub...-desk-1024.jpg

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P.S. Ain't it a wonder that NO ONE in the major media
will touch "Man as Old as Coal" with an 11-foot pole?
They're all guilty of a playing a role in an incredible
conspiracy against The Truth.