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lenny wrote:

how do astronauts **** in space?

1) A diaper in the spacesuit.
2) Apollo had sealable plastic bags with interior finger
projections.
3) International Space Station Freedom FUBAR Space Hole One Alpha
has an appliance in which a parallel pair of cylinders have
interdigitating spike projections. Rapid counter-rotation creates a
breeze that directs liquids and solids to mechanical routing. It is
inadvisable to dangle one's marriage tackle into a NASA microgee
toilet.
4) Dr. Shannon Matilda Wells Lucid spent 22 March 1996 to 26
September 1996 aboard the Russian Mir station. The crafy Ruskies
accumulated many hours of pinhole camera recordings of Ms. Lucid
attending to an assortment of personal hygienic needs. (rumor) Note
that Ms. Lucid was born 14 January 1943 in Shanghai, China and may be
a successfully covert PRC operative.

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Uncle Al wrote in
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3) International Space Station Freedom FUBAR Space Hole One Alpha
has an appliance in which a parallel pair of cylinders have
interdigitating spike projections. Rapid counter-rotation creates a
breeze that directs liquids and solids to mechanical routing. It is
inadvisable to dangle one's marriage tackle into a NASA microgee
toilet.

ISS uses the Russian toilet, same as Mir.

--
JRF

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