Holly scores! Haiku Knockout Competition:: Foamy Bruce needsemotional support

Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Bleating sheep Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
pathetic Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ignorant Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
****** Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
hideous Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Butt fugly Holly wrote:
ah wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah foo wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah koo wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah nong wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah ming wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah thing wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah ting wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah sing wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah ling wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah ling wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah choo wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah lexa wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
Chakolate wrote:
wrote in news:1150408666.941153.213870
@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com:

(Unless the subject's
antidisestablishment-
-arianism?)
GRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnn.

That's not a haiku!
You will have to try harder
than that next time, Chak.
Classic invective.
To be expected from you.
So no surprise there.
Verily, I say.
Alas, I also must say:
Take this to email.
On what basis do
You make that k'lame, ah? Do you
have problems again?

5 syllables is
not enough for a haiku.
Stupid Japanese!
Persist if you must--
Maybe you can go elsewhere.
You will not be warned.
Its a good idea
to read a while here before
posting, ah lexa.
I know you want to,
But I see your will is weak:
Please see the FAQ, Bruce.
Classic misspellings
Are a problem for Dickless.
Take this to email.
Angry posturing
Means zilch to he and his ilk;
Want some iced coffee?
Cowardice abounds,
Dickless bravely runs away.
No iced coffee please.
Immediacy--
Thoughtless, albeit, mostly fun.
Your haiku sucks, Bruce.
You have a mistake.
You have got eight syllables
on your second line.
Lies, as usual.
Be more original, Bruce--
I hace to ****, now.
Albeit has three.
You'd know that by now, had you
better writing skills.
Neologistic,
To the last, my furry friend.
You'll be warned again.
If I had a gun,
you'd be dead right about now.
Luckily I don't.
Blessed be the gun,
Were it but within your grasp;
Please pass the jelly.
What a lame haiku.
Can't you do any better, ah?
Now you pass the salt.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...
Have a Brown Day, Bruce.
I see words fail you.
I could go on all year long.
Poets are like that.
Must be in the blood,
'Cause this just can't be made-up;
Got a good keyboard?
Have it your own way!
I won't take this lying down.
So make up your mind.
Propositions, again?
You would think were it in you--
Lies!, and more damn Lies!
You are the liar!
I predict you are really
Earl Gordon Curley.
Blasphemy, you churl!
Don't make me come over there--
You may regret it.
Irrelevant, ah.
given that you don't know me
or where I live. Nyah!
I know more and more
With every article.
Have you checked the dog?
What took you so long
to respond to my haiku?
Having trouble ah?
I have a life, Bruce,
That doesn't include USENET--
Doubt you'd understand.
Doubt he's convinced, mate.
After all you bet you bet
there's no evidence.

And evidence is
necessary when you are
tryin' t'make a case.

I'm thinkin' you just
pretend to have a life out-
side of Usenet. Yeah,

you go through the mo
tions, but we all know your thoughts
are with us you bet

yeah you bet you I
can see that little smile of
yours. Hey. Not sayin'

anythings wrong wiv
it. It's kinda comforting.
you bet you bet you

Hi Coo Sextet
Your haiku skill set
leaves much to be desired.
Try sonets instead.

my sextet humor
is much to be desired
syllabic sumo

so put your *sonet*
in your petrarchan bonnet
and, you bet, smoke it
Your very lame haikus
still leave little to admire.
Perhaps you lack skill.
you are everywhere
yet little of you is seen
precious and profane
You're a nobody.
No wonder you don't get any.
How sad you must be.

in your feeble mind
Scylla and Charybdis howl
reason ruled by fear
Do bull dykes like you
Ever pick up in gay bars, Holly?
Or go home alone?
Projection noted.
you wish I were a bull dyke
they're more your type, eh?
Your sexual problems
are not my concern, Holly.
Consider suicide.
what sort of being
commends one to suicide
unholy brother?
One who knows you well.
All your bases are belong
to us now, Holly.
Yes, the jig is up
there's no surprise, you're all wet
you whale of a tale.

I see you admit
defeat and run like a bitch
with its tail droping.

Mickey Pooh, I like you,
you try as hard as you can,
but I still will win.


No man bests a girl
who loves herself and other
with equal passion
You love yourself, eh?
Why does that not surprise me?
Time I went to bed.

To love yourself too?
Ever heard of timezones?
Uh-duh, uh-duh, you bet.
Unlike you, I have a life.
Imagine that ... no I can't.
And I sleep at night.
Morning, noon and night.
No surprise that you
lack imagination, bitch.
Now begone with you.

Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
frigid Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Bleating sheep Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
pathetic Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ignorant Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
****** Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
hideous Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Butt fugly Holly wrote:
ah wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah foo wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah koo wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah nong wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah ming wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah thing wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah ting wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah sing wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah ling wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah ling wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah choo wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah lexa wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
Chakolate wrote:
wrote in news:1150408666.941153.213870
@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com:

(Unless the subject's
antidisestablishment-
-arianism?)
GRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnn.

That's not a haiku!
You will have to try harder
than that next time, Chak.
Classic invective.
To be expected from you.
So no surprise there.
Verily, I say.
Alas, I also must say:
Take this to email.
On what basis do
You make that k'lame, ah? Do you
have problems again?

5 syllables is
not enough for a haiku.
Stupid Japanese!
Persist if you must--
Maybe you can go elsewhere.
You will not be warned.
Its a good idea
to read a while here before
posting, ah lexa.
I know you want to,
But I see your will is weak:
Please see the FAQ, Bruce.
Classic misspellings
Are a problem for Dickless.
Take this to email.
Angry posturing
Means zilch to he and his ilk;
Want some iced coffee?
Cowardice abounds,
Dickless bravely runs away.
No iced coffee please.
Immediacy--
Thoughtless, albeit, mostly fun.
Your haiku sucks, Bruce.
You have a mistake.
You have got eight syllables
on your second line.
Lies, as usual.
Be more original, Bruce--
I hace to ****, now.
Albeit has three.
You'd know that by now, had you
better writing skills.
Neologistic,
To the last, my furry friend.
You'll be warned again.
If I had a gun,
you'd be dead right about now.
Luckily I don't.
Blessed be the gun,
Were it but within your grasp;
Please pass the jelly.
What a lame haiku.
Can't you do any better, ah?
Now you pass the salt.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...
Have a Brown Day, Bruce.
I see words fail you.
I could go on all year long.
Poets are like that.
Must be in the blood,
'Cause this just can't be made-up;
Got a good keyboard?
Have it your own way!
I won't take this lying down.
So make up your mind.
Propositions, again?
You would think were it in you--
Lies!, and more damn Lies!
You are the liar!
I predict you are really
Earl Gordon Curley.
Blasphemy, you churl!
Don't make me come over there--
You may regret it.
Irrelevant, ah.
given that you don't know me
or where I live. Nyah!
I know more and more
With every article.
Have you checked the dog?
What took you so long
to respond to my haiku?
Having trouble ah?
I have a life, Bruce,
That doesn't include USENET--
Doubt you'd understand.
Doubt he's convinced, mate.
After all you bet you bet
there's no evidence.

And evidence is
necessary when you are
tryin' t'make a case.

I'm thinkin' you just
pretend to have a life out-
side of Usenet. Yeah,

you go through the mo
tions, but we all know your thoughts
are with us you bet

yeah you bet you I
can see that little smile of
yours. Hey. Not sayin'

anythings wrong wiv
it. It's kinda comforting.
you bet you bet you

Hi Coo Sextet
Your haiku skill set
leaves much to be desired.
Try sonets instead.

my sextet humor
is much to be desired
syllabic sumo

so put your *sonet*
in your petrarchan bonnet
and, you bet, smoke it
Your very lame haikus
still leave little to admire.
Perhaps you lack skill.
you are everywhere
yet little of you is seen
precious and profane
You're a nobody.
No wonder you don't get any.
How sad you must be.

in your feeble mind
Scylla and Charybdis howl
reason ruled by fear
Do bull dykes like you
Ever pick up in gay bars, Holly?
Or go home alone?
Projection noted.
you wish I were a bull dyke
they're more your type, eh?
Your sexual problems
are not my concern, Holly.
Consider suicide.
what sort of being
commends one to suicide
unholy brother?
One who knows you well.
All your bases are belong
to us now, Holly.
Yes, the jig is up
there's no surprise, you're all wet
you whale of a tale.
I see you admit
defeat and run like a bitch
with its tail droping.
Mickey Pooh, I like you,
you try as hard as you can,
but I still will win.

You are a loser.
There is no way you will win.
I am way ahead.

No man bests a girl
who loves herself and other
with equal passion
You love yourself, eh?
Why does that not surprise me?
Time I went to bed.

To love yourself too?
Ever heard of timezones?
Uh-duh, uh-duh, you bet.
Unlike you, I have a life.
Imagine that ... no I can't.
And I sleep at night.
Morning, noon and night.
No surprise that you
lack imagination, bitch.
Now begone with you.


Pathetically you are not. The game has been won by me, you ****. Get
over it. The Haiku thing is done. You are washed up. Why do I sense
that you're smiling? I think you crave any attention. Poor dope. But
your sock of *Ah* is truly delightful. If only Ah were not a sock ...
And then, you-know-who -- him too. ToO BaD you aren't a multiple
personality disorder and "they" can give you therapy to make one of them
your O N L Y personality ... I would love it. But I don't think you r
E a l l Y care despite your sitting alone in that abandoned looking
building waiting for me to pass by . . . and all those hang up phone
calls. What strange "friends" we make. No one believes how crazy you
are. NO one really understands the depth of your depravity ... 'cept
me ... and in some very odd sense appreciate it. YOU ARE MY SLAVE . .
. NOW I undEr Stand this. Poor dope.
http://tinyurl.com/zsblt

Raving wrote:
Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
frigid Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Bleating sheep Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
pathetic Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ignorant Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
****** Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
hideous Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Butt fugly Holly wrote:
ah wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah foo wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah koo wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah nong wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah ming wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah thing wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah ting wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah sing wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah ling wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah ling wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah choo wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah lexa wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
Chakolate wrote:
wrote in news:1150408666.941153.213870
@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com:

(Unless the subject's
antidisestablishment-
-arianism?)
GRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnn.

That's not a haiku!
You will have to try harder
than that next time, Chak.
Classic invective.
To be expected from you.
So no surprise there.
Verily, I say.
Alas, I also must say:
Take this to email.
On what basis do
You make that k'lame, ah? Do you
have problems again?

5 syllables is
not enough for a haiku.
Stupid Japanese!
Persist if you must--
Maybe you can go elsewhere.
You will not be warned.
Its a good idea
to read a while here before
posting, ah lexa.
I know you want to,
But I see your will is weak:
Please see the FAQ, Bruce.
Classic misspellings
Are a problem for Dickless.
Take this to email.
Angry posturing
Means zilch to he and his ilk;
Want some iced coffee?
Cowardice abounds,
Dickless bravely runs away.
No iced coffee please.
Immediacy--
Thoughtless, albeit, mostly fun.
Your haiku sucks, Bruce.
You have a mistake.
You have got eight syllables
on your second line.
Lies, as usual.
Be more original, Bruce--
I hace to ****, now.
Albeit has three.
You'd know that by now, had you
better writing skills.
Neologistic,
To the last, my furry friend.
You'll be warned again.
If I had a gun,
you'd be dead right about now.
Luckily I don't.
Blessed be the gun,
Were it but within your grasp;
Please pass the jelly.
What a lame haiku.
Can't you do any better, ah?
Now you pass the salt.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...
Have a Brown Day, Bruce.
I see words fail you.
I could go on all year long.
Poets are like that.
Must be in the blood,
'Cause this just can't be made-up;
Got a good keyboard?
Have it your own way!
I won't take this lying down.
So make up your mind.
Propositions, again?
You would think were it in you--
Lies!, and more damn Lies!
You are the liar!
I predict you are really
Earl Gordon Curley.
Blasphemy, you churl!
Don't make me come over there--
You may regret it.
Irrelevant, ah.
given that you don't know me
or where I live. Nyah!
I know more and more
With every article.
Have you checked the dog?
What took you so long
to respond to my haiku?
Having trouble ah?
I have a life, Bruce,
That doesn't include USENET--
Doubt you'd understand.
Doubt he's convinced, mate.
After all you bet you bet
there's no evidence.

And evidence is
necessary when you are
tryin' t'make a case.

I'm thinkin' you just
pretend to have a life out-
side of Usenet. Yeah,

you go through the mo
tions, but we all know your thoughts
are with us you bet

yeah you bet you I
can see that little smile of
yours. Hey. Not sayin'

anythings wrong wiv
it. It's kinda comforting.
you bet you bet you

Hi Coo Sextet
Your haiku skill set
leaves much to be desired.
Try sonets instead.

my sextet humor
is much to be desired
syllabic sumo

so put your *sonet*
in your petrarchan bonnet
and, you bet, smoke it
Your very lame haikus
still leave little to admire.
Perhaps you lack skill.
you are everywhere
yet little of you is seen
precious and profane
You're a nobody.
No wonder you don't get any.
How sad you must be.

in your feeble mind
Scylla and Charybdis howl
reason ruled by fear
Do bull dykes like you
Ever pick up in gay bars, Holly?
Or go home alone?
Projection noted.
you wish I were a bull dyke
they're more your type, eh?
Your sexual problems
are not my concern, Holly.
Consider suicide.
what sort of being
commends one to suicide
unholy brother?
One who knows you well.
All your bases are belong
to us now, Holly.
Yes, the jig is up
there's no surprise, you're all wet
you whale of a tale.
I see you admit
defeat and run like a bitch
with its tail droping.
Mickey Pooh, I like you,
you try as hard as you can,
but I still will win.

You are a loser.
There is no way you will win.
I am way ahead.

No man bests a girl
who loves herself and other
with equal passion
You love yourself, eh?
Why does that not surprise me?
Time I went to bed.

To love yourself too?
Ever heard of timezones?
Uh-duh, uh-duh, you bet.
Unlike you, I have a life.
Imagine that ... no I can't.
And I sleep at night.
Morning, noon and night.
No surprise that you
lack imagination, bitch.
Now begone with you.


Pathetically you are not. The game has been won by me, you ****. Get
over it. The Haiku thing is done. You are washed up. Why do I sense
that you're smiling? I think you crave any attention. Poor dope. But
your sock of *Ah* is truly delightful. If only Ah were not a sock ...
And then, you-know-who -- him too. ToO BaD you aren't a multiple
personality disorder and "they" can give you therapy to make one of them
your O N L Y personality ... I would love it. But I don't think you r
E a l l Y care despite your sitting alone in that abandoned looking
building waiting for me to pass by . . . and all those hang up phone
calls. What strange "friends" we make. No one believes how crazy you
are. NO one really understands the depth of your depravity ... 'cept
me ... and in some very odd sense appreciate it. YOU ARE MY SLAVE . .
. NOW I undEr Stand this. Poor dope.
http://tinyurl.com/zsblt

http://www.funnyville.com/funny-pictures/smilingcat.jpg

"Holly" wrote in message
oups.com...

Raving wrote:
Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
frigid Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Bleating sheep Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
pathetic Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ignorant Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
****** Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
bull dyke Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
hideous Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Butt fugly Holly wrote:
ah wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah foo wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah koo wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah nong wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah ming wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah thing wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah ting wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah sing wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah ling wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:
ah ling wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:
ah choo wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:
ah lexa wrote:
Michael Baldwin,
Bruce wrote:
Fartingale AKA Lora
Crighton wrote:
Chakolate wrote:

wrote in news:1150408666.941153.213870

@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com:

(Unless the
subject's

antidisestablishment-
-arianism?)

GRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnn.

That's not a
haiku!
You will have to
try harder
than that next
time, Chak.
Classic invective.
To be expected from
you.
So no surprise
there.
Verily, I say.
Alas, I also must
say:
Take this to email.
On what basis do
You make that k'lame,
ah? Do you
have problems again?

5 syllables is
not enough for a
haiku.
Stupid Japanese!
Persist if you must--
Maybe you can go
elsewhere.
You will not be
warned.
Its a good idea
to read a while here
before
posting, ah lexa.
I know you want to,
But I see your will is
weak:
Please see the FAQ,
Bruce.
Classic misspellings
Are a problem for
Dickless.
Take this to email.
Angry posturing
Means zilch to he and his
ilk;
Want some iced coffee?
Cowardice abounds,
Dickless bravely runs away.
No iced coffee please.
Immediacy--
Thoughtless, albeit, mostly
fun.
Your haiku sucks, Bruce.
You have a mistake.
You have got eight syllables
on your second line.
Lies, as usual.
Be more original, Bruce--
I hace to ****, now.
Albeit has three.
You'd know that by now, had you
better writing skills.
Neologistic,
To the last, my furry friend.
You'll be warned again.
If I had a gun,
you'd be dead right about now.
Luckily I don't.
Blessed be the gun,
Were it but within your grasp;
Please pass the jelly.
What a lame haiku.
Can't you do any better, ah?
Now you pass the salt.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...
Have a Brown Day, Bruce.
I see words fail you.
I could go on all year long.
Poets are like that.
Must be in the blood,
'Cause this just can't be made-up;
Got a good keyboard?
Have it your own way!
I won't take this lying down.
So make up your mind.
Propositions, again?
You would think were it in you--
Lies!, and more damn Lies!
You are the liar!
I predict you are really
Earl Gordon Curley.
Blasphemy, you churl!
Don't make me come over there--
You may regret it.
Irrelevant, ah.
given that you don't know me
or where I live. Nyah!
I know more and more
With every article.
Have you checked the dog?
What took you so long
to respond to my haiku?
Having trouble ah?
I have a life, Bruce,
That doesn't include USENET--
Doubt you'd understand.
Doubt he's convinced, mate.
After all you bet you bet
there's no evidence.

And evidence is
necessary when you are
tryin' t'make a case.

I'm thinkin' you just
pretend to have a life out-
side of Usenet. Yeah,

you go through the mo
tions, but we all know your thoughts
are with us you bet

yeah you bet you I
can see that little smile of
yours. Hey. Not sayin'

anythings wrong wiv
it. It's kinda comforting.
you bet you bet you

Hi Coo Sextet
Your haiku skill set
leaves much to be desired.
Try sonets instead.

my sextet humor
is much to be desired
syllabic sumo

so put your *sonet*
in your petrarchan bonnet
and, you bet, smoke it
Your very lame haikus
still leave little to admire.
Perhaps you lack skill.
you are everywhere
yet little of you is seen
precious and profane
You're a nobody.
No wonder you don't get any.
How sad you must be.

in your feeble mind
Scylla and Charybdis howl
reason ruled by fear
Do bull dykes like you
Ever pick up in gay bars, Holly?
Or go home alone?
Projection noted.
you wish I were a bull dyke
they're more your type, eh?
Your sexual problems
are not my concern, Holly.
Consider suicide.
what sort of being
commends one to suicide
unholy brother?
One who knows you well.
All your bases are belong
to us now, Holly.
Yes, the jig is up
there's no surprise, you're all wet
you whale of a tale.
I see you admit
defeat and run like a bitch
with its tail droping.
Mickey Pooh, I like you,
you try as hard as you can,
but I still will win.

You are a loser.
There is no way you will win.
I am way ahead.

No man bests a girl
who loves herself and other
with equal passion
You love yourself, eh?
Why does that not surprise me?
Time I went to bed.

To love yourself too?
Ever heard of timezones?
Uh-duh, uh-duh, you bet.
Unlike you, I have a life.
Imagine that ... no I can't.
And I sleep at night.
Morning, noon and night.
No surprise that you
lack imagination, bitch.
Now begone with you.


Pathetically you are not. The game has been won by me, you ****. Get
over it. The Haiku thing is done. You are washed up. Why do I
sense
that you're smiling? I think you crave any attention. Poor dope.
But
your sock of *Ah* is truly delightful. If only Ah were not a sock ...
And then, you-know-who -- him too. ToO BaD you aren't a multiple
personality disorder and "they" can give you therapy to make one of
them
your O N L Y personality ... I would love it. But I don't think you
r
E a l l Y care despite your sitting alone in that abandoned looking
building waiting for me to pass by . . . and all those hang up phone
calls. What strange "friends" we make. No one believes how crazy you
are. NO one really understands the depth of your depravity ... 'cept
me ... and in some very odd sense appreciate it. YOU ARE MY SLAVE .
..
. NOW I undEr Stand this. Poor dope.
http://tinyurl.com/zsblt

http://www.funnyville.com/funny-pictures/smilingcat.jpg

Cute kitty!

HJ