Alright. Now which of you saucerheads sent me this crazy spam?

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote in
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FreeSpeechStore freespeechstore@meow.****head, the tight-fitting
stuntman, cooed:

On Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:46:01 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Lola Stonewall Riot, the bodyless deputy, declared:
Hail Eris!

Non-saucerheads may feel free to skim.

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A mysterious extraterrestrial ball of light discovered in Ireland

The Lignt Ball

I got that far before bursting out laughing. How far did you get?

Skip on down...Careful, don't read TLB's text too closely, you could
start hemorrhaging.

You wouldn't be concerned about haemorrhaging if you saw me eating
chilis.

He's not kidding. Not even a little.

Enough to kill a grizzly bear. Two, even.

snipped

I tells ya, it was painful. There were about five or six apostrophes
that needed changing, all scattered through the text. Ow, my brane
hurtz.

Eat more chili.

Not if you want to kiss me, you won't.

I sweat just thinking about it.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay

Rhonda Lea Kirk , the trapeze artist, whistled:

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote in
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FreeSpeechStore freespeechstore@meow.****head, the tight-fitting
stuntman, cooed:

On Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:46:01 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Lola Stonewall Riot, the bodyless deputy, declared:
Hail Eris!

Non-saucerheads may feel free to skim.

================================================== =========

A mysterious extraterrestrial ball of light discovered in Ireland

The Lignt Ball

I got that far before bursting out laughing. How far did you get?

Skip on down...Careful, don't read TLB's text too closely, you could
start hemorrhaging.

You wouldn't be concerned about haemorrhaging if you saw me eating
chilis.

He's not kidding. Not even a little.

Enough to kill a grizzly bear. Two, even.



I tells ya, it was painful. There were about five or six apostrophes
that needed changing, all scattered through the text. Ow, my brane
hurtz.

Eat more chili.

Not if you want to kiss me, you won't.

I sweat just thinking about it.

You sweat thinking about me kissing you?



--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

ObHint: Just because you argue with a notorious ****wit netk0oK, it
does not necessarily follow that you are not also a ****wit netk0oK.

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote in
message
Rhonda Lea Kirk , the trapeze artist, whistled:

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote in
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FreeSpeechStore freespeechstore@meow.****head, the tight-fitting
stuntman, cooed:

On Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:46:01 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Lola Stonewall Riot, the bodyless deputy, declared:
Hail Eris!

Non-saucerheads may feel free to skim.

================================================== =========

A mysterious extraterrestrial ball of light discovered in Ireland

The Lignt Ball

I got that far before bursting out laughing. How far did you get?

Skip on down...Careful, don't read TLB's text too closely, you
could start hemorrhaging.

You wouldn't be concerned about haemorrhaging if you saw me eating
chilis.

He's not kidding. Not even a little.

Enough to kill a grizzly bear. Two, even.



I tells ya, it was painful. There were about five or six
apostrophes that needed changing, all scattered through the text.
Ow, my brane hurtz.

Eat more chili.

Not if you want to kiss me, you won't.

I sweat just thinking about it.

You sweat thinking about me kissing you?

curls toes Well, that too, but...

I still have nightmares about that bottle of habanero hot sauce you
drank: I'm tied to a stake, standing atop a pile of flaming wood...

It burns, ya *******.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay

Rhonda Lea Kirk , the boiler attendant, yammered:

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote in
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Rhonda Lea Kirk , the trapeze artist, whistled:

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote
in message
FreeSpeechStore freespeechstore@meow.****head, the tight-fitting
stuntman, cooed:

On Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:46:01 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Lola Stonewall Riot, the bodyless deputy, declared:
Hail Eris!

Non-saucerheads may feel free to skim.

================================================== =========

A mysterious extraterrestrial ball of light discovered in
Ireland The Lignt Ball

I got that far before bursting out laughing. How far did you get?

Skip on down...Careful, don't read TLB's text too closely, you
could start hemorrhaging.

You wouldn't be concerned about haemorrhaging if you saw me eating
chilis.

He's not kidding. Not even a little.

Enough to kill a grizzly bear. Two, even.



I tells ya, it was painful. There were about five or six
apostrophes that needed changing, all scattered through the text.
Ow, my brane hurtz.

Eat more chili.

Not if you want to kiss me, you won't.

I sweat just thinking about it.

You sweat thinking about me kissing you?

curls toes Well, that too, but...

I still have nightmares about that bottle of habanero hot sauce you
drank:

The look on your face was precious; Alarmed, astounded, appalled,
astonished...

I'm tied to a stake, standing atop a pile of flaming wood...

It burns, ya *******.

Chili clitoris, anyone?



--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

ObHint: Just because you argue with a notorious ****wit netk0oK, it
does not necessarily follow that you are not also a ****wit netk0oK.

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

Rhonda Lea Kirk , the boiler attendant, yammered:

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote in
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Rhonda Lea Kirk , the trapeze artist, whistled:

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote
in message
FreeSpeechStore freespeechstore@meow.****head, the tight-fitting
stuntman, cooed:

On Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:46:01 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Lola Stonewall Riot, the bodyless deputy, declared:
Hail Eris!

Non-saucerheads may feel free to skim.

================================================== =========

A mysterious extraterrestrial ball of light discovered in
Ireland The Lignt Ball

I got that far before bursting out laughing. How far did you
get?

Skip on down...Careful, don't read TLB's text too closely, you
could start hemorrhaging.

You wouldn't be concerned about haemorrhaging if you saw me eating
chilis.

He's not kidding. Not even a little.

Enough to kill a grizzly bear. Two, even.



I tells ya, it was painful. There were about five or six
apostrophes that needed changing, all scattered through the text.
Ow, my brane hurtz.

Eat more chili.

Not if you want to kiss me, you won't.

I sweat just thinking about it.

You sweat thinking about me kissing you?

curls toes Well, that too, but...

I still have nightmares about that bottle of habanero hot sauce you
drank:

The look on your face was precious; Alarmed, astounded, appalled,
astonished...

I'm tied to a stake, standing atop a pile of flaming wood...

It burns, ya *******.

Chili clitoris, anyone?

Yeah. But alternate the heat with some cool. Not that I'm suggesting you
need any tips, but I'll share anyway. Hey? That's just the kinda guy I am.

Here's my advice;

Brush yer teeth first, but remember to keep the toothpaste handy. Sneak it
outta the bathroom if ya have to. Then after all the kissy-kissy stuff is
over and you're all set to get down to business, grab the toothpaste and put
just a little dab on the end of yer tongue. Swoosh it around a little in
yer mouth so it's not *too* intense for her. (Spearmint-flavor works best,
I've found) Now *slowly* get to work rockin' the little man in the boat
remembering *not* to lick your eyebrows beforehand lest you lose the effect.
Once you have him (and her) listing a bit, stop for just a second and blow
lightly on her clit (being careful not to blow air up her snatch ... don't
wanna chance any of those pesky embolisms ya know) and then go right back to
what you were just doing. Repeat every 30 seconds or so until she convulses
in ecstasy while ripping every last follicle of hair outta the back of your
head. Should take about 2-5 minutes if ya do it right.

Take it or leave it.

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote in
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Rhonda Lea Kirk , the boiler attendant, yammered:

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote in
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Rhonda Lea Kirk , the trapeze artist, whistled:

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote
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FreeSpeechStore freespeechstore@meow.****head, the tight-fitting
stuntman, cooed:

On Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:46:01 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Lola Stonewall Riot, the bodyless deputy, declared:
Hail Eris!

Non-saucerheads may feel free to skim.

================================================== =========

A mysterious extraterrestrial ball of light discovered in
Ireland The Lignt Ball

I got that far before bursting out laughing. How far did you
get?

Skip on down...Careful, don't read TLB's text too closely, you
could start hemorrhaging.

You wouldn't be concerned about haemorrhaging if you saw me eating
chilis.

He's not kidding. Not even a little.

Enough to kill a grizzly bear. Two, even.



I tells ya, it was painful. There were about five or six
apostrophes that needed changing, all scattered through the text.
Ow, my brane hurtz.

Eat more chili.

Not if you want to kiss me, you won't.

I sweat just thinking about it.

You sweat thinking about me kissing you?

curls toes Well, that too, but...

I still have nightmares about that bottle of habanero hot sauce you
drank:

The look on your face was precious; Alarmed, astounded, appalled,
astonished...

You nearly stroked me out.

I was having spasms...and they were not the Kegel kind.

I'm tied to a stake, standing atop a pile of flaming wood...

It burns, ya *******.

Chili clitoris, anyone?

As I've told you before...what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the
gander...

Dave's Insanity Sauce and Australian oysters. Yummy.

eg I can't wait.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay

"Respondant" wrote in message
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:


Chili clitoris, anyone?

Yeah. But alternate the heat with some cool. Not that I'm
suggesting you need any tips, but I'll share anyway. Hey? That's
just the kinda guy I am.

Your name is still "mud."

Here's my advice;

Brush yer teeth first, but remember to keep the toothpaste handy.
Sneak it outta the bathroom if ya have to. Then after all the
kissy-kissy stuff is over and you're all set to get down to business,
grab the toothpaste and put just a little dab on the end of yer
tongue. Swoosh it around a little in yer mouth so it's not *too*
intense for her. (Spearmint-flavor works best, I've found) Now
*slowly* get to work rockin' the little man in the boat remembering
*not* to lick your eyebrows beforehand lest you lose the effect. Once
you have him (and her) listing a bit, stop for just a second and blow
lightly on her clit (being careful not to blow air up her snatch ...
don't wanna chance any of those pesky embolisms ya know) and then go
right back to what you were just doing. Repeat every 30 seconds or
so until she convulses in ecstasy while ripping every last follicle
of hair outta the back of your head. Should take about 2-5 minutes
if ya do it right.

If it takes 2-5 minutes, it's being done wrong.

30-45 seconds...and then every 30-45 seconds thereafter...and for a lot
longer than 2-5 minutes.

Take it or leave it.

You know he won't let me off the hook with something as mild as mere
toothpaste.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay

Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:

"Respondant" wrote in message
news
Kadaitcha Man wrote:


Chili clitoris, anyone?

Yeah. But alternate the heat with some cool. Not that I'm
suggesting you need any tips, but I'll share anyway. Hey? That's
just the kinda guy I am.

Your name is still "mud."

LOL! What? Yer still ****ed about that whole infer/imply thing? Geez. I
was just havin' some fun.

Here's my advice;

Brush yer teeth first, but remember to keep the toothpaste handy.
Sneak it outta the bathroom if ya have to. Then after all the
kissy-kissy stuff is over and you're all set to get down to business,
grab the toothpaste and put just a little dab on the end of yer
tongue. Swoosh it around a little in yer mouth so it's not *too*
intense for her. (Spearmint-flavor works best, I've found) Now
*slowly* get to work rockin' the little man in the boat remembering
*not* to lick your eyebrows beforehand lest you lose the effect. Once
you have him (and her) listing a bit, stop for just a second and blow
lightly on her clit (being careful not to blow air up her snatch ...
don't wanna chance any of those pesky embolisms ya know) and then go
right back to what you were just doing. Repeat every 30 seconds or
so until she convulses in ecstasy while ripping every last follicle
of hair outta the back of your head. Should take about 2-5 minutes
if ya do it right.

If it takes 2-5 minutes, it's being done wrong.

Varies from woman to woman I suppose.

30-45 seconds...and then every 30-45 seconds thereafter...and for a
lot longer than 2-5 minutes.

Who are you, the Energizer Bunny?

Take it or leave it.

You know he won't let me off the hook with something as mild as mere
toothpaste.

Whatever floats yer (man-in-the) boat.

:-)

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coward

an old friend wrote:

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Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:

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WTF?