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August 12th 06, 07:08 PM
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Religions of the World
Religions of the World:
TAOISM: **** Happens HARE KRISHNA: **** Happens Rama Lama Ding Dong HINDUISM: This **** Happened Before ISLAM: If **** Happens, Blow Yourself Up ZEN: What's the Sound Of **** Happening? BUDDHISM: If **** Happens, Is It Really ****? CONFUSCIANISM: Confucius says "Let **** Happen" 7th DAY ADVENTISTS: Let **** Happen on Saturdays PROTESTANTS: **** Won't Happen If I Work Harder CATHOLICS: If **** Happens, I Deserve It JEHOVA"S WITNESSES: Knock, Knock, **** Happens UNITARIAN: What Is This **** MORMONS: **** Happens Again & Again & Again JUDAISM: Why Does This **** Always Happen To Me? RASTAFARIANISM: Let's Smoke This **** 
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August 12th 06, 08:27 PM
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Religions of the World
"Hagar" wrote in message
... Religions of the World: [...] BUDDHISM: If **** Happens, Is It Really ****? I thought Buddhism was: All life is nothing but **** happening.
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#3
August 13th 06, 05:39 AM
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Religions of the World
ASATRU: Don't worry about the ****, here's your horn of mead!
*g* Sorry couldn't resist... -- "To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite; But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet." (The Poetic Edda) Must have been written with fundies in mind... My personal judgment of monotheism: http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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August 13th 06, 04:56 PM
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Religions of the World
"Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" wrote in message ... ASATRU: Don't worry about the ****, here's your horn of mead! *g* Sorry couldn't resist... -- "To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite; But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet." (The Poetic Edda) Must have been written with fundies in mind... My personal judgment of monotheism: http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus My compliments to you and your website. World peace will come when we rid the world of ALL religion.
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#5
August 13th 06, 04:58 PM
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On Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:56:59 -0700, "Hagar" wrote:
World peace will come when we rid the world of ALL religion. Bring in the robots. g
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August 13th 06, 04:59 PM
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"Dale" wrote in message t... "Hagar" wrote in message ... Religions of the World: [...] BUDDHISM: If **** Happens, Is It Really ****? I thought Buddhism was: All life is nothing but **** happening. Talk to the maker of the T-shirt this was copied from.
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August 13th 06, 05:04 PM
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religous danger will robinson [ waz Religions of the World
"http://www.infowars.com/" wrote in message ... On Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:56:59 -0700, "Hagar" wrote: World peace will come when we rid the world of ALL religion. Bring in the robots. great idea. i'll begin a thesis on robot religion immediately.
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August 13th 06, 05:06 PM
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religous danger will robinson [ waz Religions of the World
On Sun, 13 Aug 2006 16:04:31 GMT, "fritz" wrote:
"http://www.infowars.com/" wrote in message .. . On Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:56:59 -0700, "Hagar" wrote: World peace will come when we rid the world of ALL religion. Bring in the robots. great idea. i'll begin a thesis on robot religion immediately. Heh, I don't think you have to worry about 'dead man fuzing' anymore. Seems the problem was ingeniously resolved by getting Rothschild to deatory himself along with the USA and Europe. I wonder how *that* happened?!?! veg
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#9
August 13th 06, 05:07 PM
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religous danger will robinson [ waz Religions of the World
On Sun, 13 Aug 2006 16:06:44 GMT, "http://www.infowars.com/"
wrote: On Sun, 13 Aug 2006 16:04:31 GMT, "fritz" wrote: "http://www.infowars.com/" wrote in message . .. On Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:56:59 -0700, "Hagar" wrote: World peace will come when we rid the world of ALL religion. Bring in the robots. great idea. i'll begin a thesis on robot religion immediately. Heh, I don't think you have to worry about 'dead man fuzing' anymore. Seems the problem was ingeniously resolved by getting Rothschild to deatory that's DESTROY OOPSIE himself along with the USA and Europe. I wonder how *that* happened?!?! veg
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August 13th 06, 05:11 PM
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religous danger will robinson [ waz Religions of the World
"http://www.infowars.com/" wrote in message ... On Sun, 13 Aug 2006 16:06:44 GMT, "http://www.infowars.com/" wrote: On Sun, 13 Aug 2006 16:04:31 GMT, "fritz" wrote: "http://www.infowars.com/" wrote in message . .. On Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:56:59 -0700, "Hagar" wrote: World peace will come when we rid the world of ALL religion. Bring in the robots. great idea. i'll begin a thesis on robot religion immediately. Heh, I don't think you have to worry about 'dead man fuzing' anymore. Seems the problem was ingeniously resolved by getting Rothschild to deatory that's DESTROY OOPSIE himself along with the USA and Europe. I wonder how *that* happened?!?! veg i was curious as to how a deatory became deified, but as far as the virus called 'man' is concerned, it was doomed from its inception.
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