Bert + Pee-Air Ways You be Cool

OK the rich don't want the the poor to think global warming is real
because they became rich by warming the Earth We can not fight back
because we are poor. I will tell you to eat every thing that is very
cool. First eat and drink out of a 16 oz styrofoam cup. Breakfast cold
cereal. Lunch bottom of the cup your taste in shrimp salad dressing
(lots of chopped lettuce,and dice tomatoes. Best to use small
shrimp(only the rich can have "jumbo shrimp") For dinner its
'borsh" smoked white fish lox cream cheese on a bagel. Nothing
hot Bert Now Pee-Air wants you to exercise in our 100 F
days(good for your heart) Pee-Air knows best. Wait for the Sun to go
down. Walk the shore with sexy girl where the waves just come up to the
shore line(trickle zone) Be a gentleman and take off her bikini. Top not
all that necessary ,but it is a nice gesture. Sex to begin when waves
tickle your balls,and the ass of girl Best to both have climax before
high tide. Salt water is an sex stimulant However its best when coming
together for it to happen at the biggest wave. The ocean spray is the
way to go(cum) Pee-Air

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

OK the rich don't want the the poor to think global warming is real
because they became rich by warming the Earth We can not fight back
because we are poor. I will tell you to eat every thing that is very
cool. First eat and drink out of a 16 oz styrofoam cup. Breakfast cold
cereal. Lunch bottom of the cup your taste in shrimp salad dressing
(lots of chopped lettuce,and dice tomatoes. Best to use small
shrimp(only the rich can have "jumbo shrimp") For dinner its
'borsh" smoked white fish lox cream cheese on a bagel. Nothing
hot Bert Now Pee-Air wants you to exercise in our 100 F
days(good for your heart) Pee-Air knows best. Wait for the Sun to go
down. Walk the shore with sexy girl where the waves just come up to the
shore line(trickle zone) Be a gentleman and take off her bikini. Top not
all that necessary ,but it is a nice gesture. Sex to begin when waves
tickle your balls,and the ass of girl Best to both have climax before
high tide. Salt water is an sex stimulant However its best when coming
together for it to happen at the biggest wave. The ocean spray is the
way to go(cum) Pee-Air

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Art Two heads are better than one. Pee-air and I have a sense of humor.
Pee-Air is an authority on sex are # 1 human force. I am the authority
on natures #2 force "food" Pee-Air says sex is great fun. I say food
and Bud gives great pleasure. Its all a matter of good taste Bert &
Pee-Air

"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
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Art Two heads are better than one. Pee-air and I have a sense of humor.
Pee-Air is an authority on sex are # 1 human force. I am the authority
on natures #2 force "food" Pee-Air says sex is great fun. I say food
and Bud gives great pleasure. Its all a matter of good taste Bert &
Pee-Air


Beeert, there is a way you can combine the two. Unfortunately, I'm too old
to remember exactly how that is done, but I do remember that the next
morning, you wake up with a hangover, an upset stomach and an ugly fat chick
next to you.

Hagar (the horrible) I can live with a hangover,but never with a fat
ugly girl next to me. Reality is I like having sex again in the morning
even if I have a hangover. I tell the pretty girl next to me that its
part of the "Hair of the dog" It works every time. Bert

Bud gives me no pleasure, BEERTbrain!

Also, who the hell IS Pee-Air? I must of missed that somewhere.
Another Trebert maybe?

Saul Levy


On Sat, 5 Aug 2006 08:16:06 -0400, (G=EMC^2
Glazier) wrote:

Art Two heads are better than one. Pee-air and I have a sense of humor.
Pee-Air is an authority on sex are # 1 human force. I am the authority
on natures #2 force "food" Pee-Air says sex is great fun. I say food
and Bud gives great pleasure. Its all a matter of good taste Bert &
Pee-Air

"Saul Levy" wrote in message
...
Bud gives me no pleasure, BEERTbrain!

Also, who the hell IS Pee-Air? I must of missed that somewhere.
Another Trebert maybe?

Saul Levy


The "little feller" who hangs out in the Air when Bert Pees.

HJ

HJ Pee-Air Does not like that "little fella" terminology. The rest was
OK other than you left out two balls. Saul has no balls,and only half a
brain,so he could never figure out who Pee-Air is. Bert

"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
...
HJ Pee-Air Does not like that "little fella" terminology. The rest was
OK other than you left out two balls. Saul has no balls,and only half a
brain,so he could never figure out who Pee-Air is. Bert

Hardly anyone notices a couple of nuts hanging around. As for the other
terminology, Einstein says that everything is relative and relative to you
Pee-Air is a little fella. Just give him a pet and put him to bed.

OHJ

"Saul Levy" wrote in message
...
Bud gives me no pleasure, BEERTbrain!

Also, who the hell IS Pee-Air? I must of missed that somewhere.
Another Trebert maybe?

Saul Levy

Saul, Pee-Air (Pierre in Froggy lingo) is a small scummy Frenchman pervert
who carries Beeert's nuts, to keep them from dragging on the ground.