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Once upon a time -- actually, back in the early 1950's -- in rural south
Mississippi, my old Granddaddy -- who now rests forever in the warm soil of his native Louisiana -- imparted to me a bit of wisdom that has stayed with me for lo these many years. Now, you first must understand that I was an obstreperous youth -- given to wild and crazy stuff -- not restrained by my Southern Baptist upbringing, by regular memorization of the King James Bible, or by regular attendance at the First Baptist Church of Centreville, Mississippi. Also, you need to know that my dear ol' Granddad dropped out of school in the eighth grade to support his stepmother and several siblings after the death of his father. What he lacked in formal education, he made up for in good sense. He was a "pillar" of our community -- a deacon in the church, a county commissioner, president of the school board, president of the ration control board during WW II, etc., etc. So one day he was sitting in his rocking chair on the front porch, playing his fiddle, drinking Community Dark Roast Coffee, and reading his King James Schofield Reference Bible. I was up to something -- at this point I don't recall exactly what but it likely was no good. "Son," said Granddad, " you need to stop wrassling with the pigs. You just need to stop going down into the barnyard and wrassllin' with the pigs." "But, why, Granddad?" "Because, son, when you wrassle with a pig, you don't solve anything, everybody gets dirty, but the damned pig just loves it." It would be several decades before I recognized the wisdom of my Granddaddy's admonition. Doink. Oh, excuse me, I meant to say "Ploink." |
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You can't even get an original tale...this gets posted about once a week.
Brilliant. CHRIS REICH "Joe S." wrote in message ... Once upon a time -- actually, back in the early 1950's -- in rural south Mississippi, my old Granddaddy -- who now rests forever in the warm soil of his native Louisiana -- imparted to me a bit of wisdom that has stayed with me for lo these many years. Now, you first must understand that I was an obstreperous youth -- given to wild and crazy stuff -- not restrained by my Southern Baptist upbringing, by regular memorization of the King James Bible, or by regular attendance at the First Baptist Church of Centreville, Mississippi. Also, you need to know that my dear ol' Granddad dropped out of school in the eighth grade to support his stepmother and several siblings after the death of his father. What he lacked in formal education, he made up for in good sense. He was a "pillar" of our community -- a deacon in the church, a county commissioner, president of the school board, president of the ration control board during WW II, etc., etc. So one day he was sitting in his rocking chair on the front porch, playing his fiddle, drinking Community Dark Roast Coffee, and reading his King James Schofield Reference Bible. I was up to something -- at this point I don't recall exactly what but it likely was no good. "Son," said Granddad, " you need to stop wrassling with the pigs. You just need to stop going down into the barnyard and wrassllin' with the pigs." "But, why, Granddad?" "Because, son, when you wrassle with a pig, you don't solve anything, everybody gets dirty, but the damned pig just loves it." It would be several decades before I recognized the wisdom of my Granddaddy's admonition. Doink. Oh, excuse me, I meant to say "Ploink." |
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Is this meant to squelch discussion? It's a good thing Joe's Grandpa
ain't around today to see how things have changed. Today, when a pig needs wrassling ya gotta wrassle it. Let Ann Coulter get away with her irrational hatred? Let the right wing get away with its takeover of the public discussion? The Republican party and the right wing media radio talk show hate mongers and their clones on Fox TV like Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are the real pigs. Wrassle with 'em? You bet. Every rational citizen ought to recognize 'em for the pigs they are. Wrassle with 'em 'til they're done on the spit & ready to carve up & eat. Maybe then people will wake up from the daze such hatemongers have put into their minds from too much listening to the constant drone of propaganda from the Right. |
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AM wrote:
wrote: Maybe then people will wake up from the daze such hatemongers have put into their minds from too much listening to the constant drone of propaganda from the Right. Whats funny about you far to the left types is that the media in general is almost completely liberal. To the extent that trying to tell people the truth is a liberal value, you are right. But in all other respects, the media are generally corporate, not liberal. In fact, "corporate" has meant "Republican" in the last several years, as one party controls all 3 branches of government and businesses don't want to seem like they aren't team players. Witness AT&T handing over private data without a search warrant. |
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![]() Community Coffee, Gee, I hadn't heard about that in years since I've moved from SW Louisiana! ![]() |
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![]() wrote in message oups.com... Community Coffee, Gee, I hadn't heard about that in years since I've moved from SW Louisiana! ![]() You can order Community Coffee directly from them, online -- here's their URL: http://www.communitycoffee.com/ccc/ Click on the SHOPPING tab. You can get any of their roasts, ground or whole bean. I keep a couple of pounds of dark roast whole bean on hand and every few days I brew up a cup or two in my old, battered, chipped-enamel French drip pot. Just like back home in Wilkinson County, Mississippi, with Granddad in his rocking chair on the front porch, reading his King James Bible, sipping his Community coffee, and dispensing wisdom. |
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pigs are pretty smart - as for youu ??
"Joe S." wrote: Once upon a time -- actually, back in the early 1950's -- in rural south Mississippi, my old Granddaddy -- who now rests forever in the warm soil of his native Louisiana -- imparted to me a bit of wisdom that has stayed with me for lo these many years. Now, you first must understand that I was an obstreperous youth -- given to wild and crazy stuff -- not restrained by my Southern Baptist upbringing, by regular memorization of the King James Bible, or by regular attendance at the First Baptist Church of Centreville, Mississippi. Also, you need to know that my dear ol' Granddad dropped out of school in the eighth grade to support his stepmother and several siblings after the death of his father. What he lacked in formal education, he made up for in good sense. He was a "pillar" of our community -- a deacon in the church, a county commissioner, president of the school board, president of the ration control board during WW II, etc., etc. So one day he was sitting in his rocking chair on the front porch, playing his fiddle, drinking Community Dark Roast Coffee, and reading his King James Schofield Reference Bible. I was up to something -- at this point I don't recall exactly what but it likely was no good. "Son," said Granddad, " you need to stop wrassling with the pigs. You just need to stop going down into the barnyard and wrassllin' with the pigs." "But, why, Granddad?" "Because, son, when you wrassle with a pig, you don't solve anything, everybody gets dirty, but the damned pig just loves it." It would be several decades before I recognized the wisdom of my Granddaddy's admonition. Doink. Oh, excuse me, I meant to say "Ploink." |
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