we're doooooommed!!! 4 rizzle

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61501

osdfey wrote:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61501


"CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a
mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves
everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire
stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory,"


Must be an advance copy courtesy of Greysky's FTL buffers!


" the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been
likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the
speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on
June 1, 2014."


Wow! The've got it right down to the minute!


"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge
ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a
Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA."


You see, there's a silver lining in every cloud!


"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is
imminent."


O know!


Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near
the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking
Radiation) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from
the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at
the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of
black holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the
hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated that information
about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form."



Yes, Hawking finally saw the light!


"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten
letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the
words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what the chaos cloud does
to every star or planet it encounters."


Sounds like "strange" matter to me.


"To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming
discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra
X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered
chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid."


Sounds like NASA. Cover up, cover up, cover up!


"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid,"
one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon
of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of
space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the
electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the
particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it
touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually reduce our
galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed before the birth of
the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark"
and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.
"


NASA can't even get a Shuttle off the ground after 30 years, and you
expect them to build an ark in just 8 years that can save mankind???


"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps
the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr.
David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might
prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos cloud are
correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the size of
the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It might be like
jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House
official said the president's top science advisors are taking the
findings in stride."


Sure. It won't happen during Bush's term in office, so his place in
history is secure.


"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on
whether it's real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory.
Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."


Don't panic??? But WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

Double-A

Double-A wrote:
osdfey wrote:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61501


"CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a
mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves
everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire
stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!
Reminicent of Hoyle's, "The Black Cloud".

Just goes to show you: We're all DDDDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEDDDDDD!

Nothing new there...

Saul Levy


On 5 Apr 2006 04:12:32 -0700, "Double-A" wrote:


osdfey wrote:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61501


"CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a
mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves
everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire
stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory,"


Must be an advance copy courtesy of Greysky's FTL buffers!


" the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been
likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the
speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on
June 1, 2014."


Wow! The've got it right down to the minute!


"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge
ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a
Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA."


You see, there's a silver lining in every cloud!


"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is
imminent."


O know!


Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near
the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking
Radiation) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from
the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at
the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of
black holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the
hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated that information
about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form."



Yes, Hawking finally saw the light!


"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten
letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the
words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what the chaos cloud does
to every star or planet it encounters."


Sounds like "strange" matter to me.


"To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming
discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra
X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered
chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid."


Sounds like NASA. Cover up, cover up, cover up!


"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid,"
one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon
of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of
space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the
electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the
particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it
touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually reduce our
galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed before the birth of
the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark"
and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.
"


NASA can't even get a Shuttle off the ground after 30 years, and you
expect them to build an ark in just 8 years that can save mankind???


"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps
the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr.
David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might
prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos cloud are
correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the size of
the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It might be like
jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House
official said the president's top science advisors are taking the
findings in stride."


Sure. It won't happen during Bush's term in office, so his place in
history is secure.


"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on
whether it's real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory.
Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."


Don't panic??? But WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

Double-A

nightbat wrote

Raving Loonie wrote:

Double-A wrote:
osdfey wrote:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61501


"CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a
mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves
everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire
stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!
Reminicent of Hoyle's, "The Black Cloud".

nightbat

Holy cotton candy Team Officers this could be it, oh the
humanity! Well if the " Black Cloud " is heading this way what we need
is for it to go near a nightbat " Black Comet " so it can be sucked up
and planet Earth saved. Say it isn't true Officer RL, this is the most
troubling planetary news I've heard today.

carry on,
the nightbat

nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

osdfey wrote:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61501

"CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a
mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves
everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire
stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory,"

Must be an advance copy courtesy of Greysky's FTL buffers!

" the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been
likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the
speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on
June 1, 2014."

Wow! The've got it right down to the minute!

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge
ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a
Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA."

You see, there's a silver lining in every cloud!

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is
imminent."

O know!

Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near
the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking
Radiation) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from
the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at
the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of
black holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the
hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated that information
about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form."

Yes, Hawking finally saw the light!

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten
letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the
words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what the chaos cloud does
to every star or planet it encounters."

Sounds like "strange" matter to me.

"To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming
discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra
X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered
chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid."

Sounds like NASA. Cover up, cover up, cover up!

"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid,"
one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon
of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of
space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the
electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the
particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it
touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually reduce our
galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed before the birth of
the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark"
and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.
"

NASA can't even get a Shuttle off the ground after 30 years, and you
expect them to build an ark in just 8 years that can save mankind???

"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps
the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr.
David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might
prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos cloud are
correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the size of
the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It might be like
jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House
official said the president's top science advisors are taking the
findings in stride."

Sure. It won't happen during Bush's term in office, so his place in
history is secure.

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on
whether it's real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory.
Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."

Don't panic??? But WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

Double-A

nightbat

No, no, Officer Double-A, that's where my beautiful Sil comes to
Starship Nightbat play and saves the nightbat and all his profound Earth
Science Team Officers.

carry on,
the nightbat

nightbat wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

osdfey wrote:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61501

"CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a
mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves
everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire
stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory,"

Must be an advance copy courtesy of Greysky's FTL buffers!

" the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been
likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the
speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on
June 1, 2014."

Wow! The've got it right down to the minute!

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge
ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a
Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA."

You see, there's a silver lining in every cloud!

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is
imminent."

O know!

Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near
the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking
Radiation) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from
the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at
the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of
black holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the
hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated that information
about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form."

Yes, Hawking finally saw the light!

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten
letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the
words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what the chaos cloud does
to every star or planet it encounters."

Sounds like "strange" matter to me.

"To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming
discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra
X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered
chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid."

Sounds like NASA. Cover up, cover up, cover up!

"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid,"
one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon
of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of
space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the
electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the
particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it
touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually reduce our
galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed before the birth of
the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark"
and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.
"

NASA can't even get a Shuttle off the ground after 30 years, and you
expect them to build an ark in just 8 years that can save mankind???

"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps
the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr.
David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might
prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos cloud are
correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the size of
the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It might be like
jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House
official said the president's top science advisors are taking the
findings in stride."

Sure. It won't happen during Bush's term in office, so his place in
history is secure.

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on
whether it's real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory.
Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."

Don't panic??? But WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

Double-A

nightbat

No, no, Officer Double-A, that's where my beautiful Sil comes to
Starship Nightbat play and saves the nightbat and all his profound Earth
Science Team Officers.

carry on,
the nightbat

That's a relief ! I was starting to worry.

C.O.H.J.

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Raving Loonie wrote:

Double-A wrote:
osdfey wrote:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61501


"CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a
mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves
everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire
stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!
Reminicent of Hoyle's, "The Black Cloud".

nightbat

Holy cotton candy Team Officers this could be it, oh the
humanity! Well if the " Black Cloud " is heading this way what we need
is for it to go near a nightbat " Black Comet " so it can be sucked up
and planet Earth saved. Say it isn't true Officer RL, this is the most
troubling planetary news I've heard today.

carry on,
the nightbat

More profound saucerhead pseudoscience.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"An applied ripple action implies time and momentum
reciprocal dependent directed surface tension not
instantaneous field wide reaction."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

osdfey wrote:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61501

"CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a
mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves
everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire
stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory,"

Must be an advance copy courtesy of Greysky's FTL buffers!

" the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been
likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the
speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on
June 1, 2014."

Wow! The've got it right down to the minute!

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge
ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a
Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA."

You see, there's a silver lining in every cloud!

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is
imminent."

O know!

Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near
the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking
Radiation) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from
the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at
the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of
black holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the
hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated that information
about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form."

Yes, Hawking finally saw the light!

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten
letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the
words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what the chaos cloud does
to every star or planet it encounters."

Sounds like "strange" matter to me.

"To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming
discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra
X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered
chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid."

Sounds like NASA. Cover up, cover up, cover up!

"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid,"
one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon
of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of
space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the
electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the
particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it
touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually reduce our
galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed before the birth of
the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark"
and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.
"

NASA can't even get a Shuttle off the ground after 30 years, and you
expect them to build an ark in just 8 years that can save mankind???

"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps
the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr.
David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might
prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos cloud are
correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the size of
the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It might be like
jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House
official said the president's top science advisors are taking the
findings in stride."

Sure. It won't happen during Bush's term in office, so his place in
history is secure.

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on
whether it's real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory.
Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."

Don't panic??? But WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

Double-A

nightbat

No, no, Officer Double-A, that's where my beautiful Sil comes to
Starship Nightbat play and saves the nightbat and all his profound Earth
Science Team Officers.

carry on,
the nightbat

With beach balls?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"An applied ripple action implies time and momentum
reciprocal dependent directed surface tension not
instantaneous field wide reaction."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

On Thu, 06 Apr 2006 21:53:17 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Raving Loonie wrote:

Double-A wrote:
osdfey wrote:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61501


"CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a
mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves
everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire
stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!
Reminicent of Hoyle's, "The Black Cloud".

nightbat

Holy cotton candy Team Officers this could be it, oh the
humanity! Well if the " Black Cloud " is heading this way what we need
is for it to go near a nightbat " Black Comet " so it can be sucked up
and planet Earth saved. Say it isn't true Officer RL, this is the most
troubling planetary news I've heard today.

carry on,
the nightbat

More profound saucerhead pseudoscience.

Don't you people get it? We're all gonna die!!!!!!!!!!