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Old November 23rd 05, 02:50 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Had it not been picked up by a human hand it could have stayed in that
sand pit forever. The hand that help enlarged the human brain. Still the
Florida meteorite gives evidence that it is the creator of walking
intelligent mammals. Reason is if not for the Texas size
asteroid wiping out the dinosaurs 65 million years ago, mammal life
would not have gained much of a foothold,and it is very unlikely that
dinosaurs would have evolved intelligence.Reality is of all the millions
of different animals only one is intelligent. Well Thanksgiving is
tomorrow,and best to keep in mind the turkey is the modern day first
cousins to a two leg dinosaur. Moby wants to add when humankind lived
right on the shore after coming out of the sea they were lucky to have
all those clams (easy to find and eat) Moby evolved from such lowly
life . He is a mollusk,and proud to say the octopus is the smartest
animal in the ocean. He gets extra Ipswish clams tomorrow,and we both
wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving Moby+Bert

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Old November 23rd 05, 06:20 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Had it not been picked up by a human hand it could have stayed in that
sand pit forever. The hand that help enlarged the human brain. Still the
Florida meteorite gives evidence that it is the creator of walking
intelligent mammals. Reason is if not for the Texas size
asteroid wiping out the dinosaurs 65 million years ago, mammal life
would not have gained much of a foothold,and it is very unlikely that
dinosaurs would have evolved intelligence.Reality is of all the millions
of different animals only one is intelligent. Well Thanksgiving is
tomorrow,and best to keep in mind the turkey is the modern day first
cousins to a two leg dinosaur. Moby wants to add when humankind lived
right on the shore after coming out of the sea they were lucky to have
all those clams (easy to find and eat)



Humankind came out of the sea?


Moby evolved from such lowly
life . He is a mollusk,and proud to say the octopus is the smartest
animal in the ocean. He gets extra Ipswish clams tomorrow,and we both
wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving Moby+Bert



No tasty octopus on the holiday table this year?

Double-A

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Old November 24th 05, 12:14 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Hi Double-A Moby its clams but does not feel he is eating his own kind.
It was the Indian that brought corn and Maine Lobsters to the Plymouth
cookout we now call (thanksgiving) The Pilgrims offering was
turkey,but the Indians were no fools and eat their boiled lobsters,and
corn. They did ask for that delicious Pilgrim melted butter to go with
their corn and lobster. Reality is the Pilgrims lost their appetite
watching those crazy Indians eating that ugly red shelled big clawed
creature Well call me Tonto for I just picked up 5 live Maine
Lobsters for my Thanksgiving dinner.and frozen heads of corn (Green
giant) Strange but I like frozen corn over fresh(its sweeter) My
problem is how am I going to sleep tonite having 5 lobsters on my mind.
Bert.

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Old November 24th 05, 01:13 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
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Hi Double-A Moby its clams but does not feel he is eating his own kind.
It was the Indian that brought corn and Maine Lobsters to the Plymouth
cookout we now call (thanksgiving) The Pilgrims offering was
turkey,but the Indians were no fools and eat their boiled lobsters,and
corn. They did ask for that delicious Pilgrim melted butter to go with
their corn and lobster. Reality is the Pilgrims lost their appetite
watching those crazy Indians eating that ugly red shelled big clawed
creature Well call me Tonto for I just picked up 5 live Maine
Lobsters for my Thanksgiving dinner.and frozen heads of corn (Green
giant) Strange but I like frozen corn over fresh(its sweeter) My
problem is how am I going to sleep tonite having 5 lobsters on my mind.
Bert.


Heh heh Bert,,
Problem is how you're going to sleep tomorrow night with 5 Maine Lobsters in
your tummy :-) But yes, I would also trade the turkey I am going to consume
tomorrow for at least one of those shelled bugs, even though they are
related to the Mighty Cockroach.

Happy holidaze, all.

Greysky


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Old November 24th 05, 02:25 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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From Gresky:

I am going to consume tomorrow.. at
least one of those shelled bugs, even
though they are related to the Mighty
Cockroach.


Hey Greysky, it's a small world. For many years i've said half
tongue-in-cheek that lobsters are giant cockroaches. Unconstrained by
weight, the bugs can evolve to amazing size.

Happy holidaze, all.
Greysky


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Old November 24th 05, 11:52 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Hi Double-A Moby its clams but does not feel he is eating his own kind.



I once knew a woman who talked about eating monkey head stew in a
strange far off land. When she saw the head bob up, she at first
thought it was a baby's, and wondered if she was a cannibal. Still,
eating primates is close!


It was the Indian that brought corn and Maine Lobsters to the Plymouth
cookout we now call (thanksgiving) The Pilgrims offering was
turkey,but the Indians were no fools and eat their boiled lobsters,and
corn. They did ask for that delicious Pilgrim melted butter to go with
their corn and lobster.



I'll bet they enjoyed washing it down with the Pilgrim brewed beer as
well! Their puritanical ways did not include teetotaling!


Reality is the Pilgrims lost their appetite
watching those crazy Indians eating that ugly red shelled big clawed
creature Well call me Tonto for I just picked up 5 live Maine
Lobsters for my Thanksgiving dinner.and frozen heads of corn (Green
giant) Strange but I like frozen corn over fresh(its sweeter)



Sure. They probably add sugar!


My
problem is how am I going to sleep tonite having 5 lobsters on my mind.
Bert.



One thing about turkey, it puts you to sleep!

Double-A

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Double-Anus wrote:
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Hi Double-A Moby its clams but does not feel he is eating his own kind.



I once knew a woman who talked about eating monkey head stew in a
strange far off land. When she saw the head bob up, she at first
thought it was a baby's, and wondered if she was a cannibal. Still,
eating primates is close!


You should know. You ate Michael Jackson's chimp.

It was the Indian that brought corn and Maine Lobsters to the Plymouth
cookout we now call (thanksgiving) The Pilgrims offering was
turkey,but the Indians were no fools and eat their boiled lobsters,and
corn. They did ask for that delicious Pilgrim melted butter to go with
their corn and lobster.



I'll bet they enjoyed washing it down with the Pilgrim brewed beer as
well! Their puritanical ways did not include teetotaling!


Reality is the Pilgrims lost their appetite
watching those crazy Indians eating that ugly red shelled big clawed
creature Well call me Tonto for I just picked up 5 live Maine
Lobsters for my Thanksgiving dinner.and frozen heads of corn (Green
giant) Strange but I like frozen corn over fresh(its sweeter)



Sure. They probably add sugar!


My
problem is how am I going to sleep tonite having 5 lobsters on my mind.
Bert.



One thing about turkey, it puts you to sleep!


Only if you drink red wine with it, turkey.

Double-Anus


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Hi greysky,and Double-A Biggest lobster my diving club came up with
weight 18lb Biggest that I ever saw weighed 25lb Lobsters use their
tails and move very fast going backward.(make about a 15 foot jump.)
That is when you find them on a sandy bottom.(best place to pick them
up) They love chicken bones,and that makes a good bait in trapes
The warmer ocean water is driving them out into deeper waters. Could
make them lay there eggs to early? Most lobster traps are just a few
miles off shore,and that makes it nice for the fishermen in winter.
Female lobster has about 1,000 eggs under its bellies. Crawls about 400
miles(going south) to lay them in the rocks in Cape Cod. Bert

 




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