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nightbat wrote

As previously reported by profound Earth Science Team
millions may lose their lives with the expected Bird Flu epidemic. Birds
are now found spreading the disease in Eastern Europe and vaccines
against the immense plague looming disaster are wholly inadequate or
unavailable. Please don't panic even though our Science Team Officer
Bert is predicting 50% of the world population may perish. Make sure you
wash your hands, limit contact with the public and stay in doors. If you
see someone sneezing avoid them at all cost after reminding them to
please use tissues or cover their mouth. If you can somehow get a flu
vaccine it would be wise to get it. Officer Bert has indicated sad
eyebrows on this one, warning, danger, please take caution for your life
may depend on it.

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto... 0051008XVG106

Governments are preparing to hopefully avoid major world wide chaos due
to the vaccine shortage. We can make it through this one if you stay
clean and don't let your health run down. Protect yourself drink plenty
of fresh juice and wear a face mask whenever it is necessary to go out
in public. Change your bed sheets and personal clothing more often and
use household disinfectants. Wash all dishes in hot water and dry
thoroughly. If your sweety says they don't feel good get them to a
hospital but wear a face mask and wash thoroughly afterward. Authorities
are trying to keep the potential expected deaths to 200,000 but fear the
worst.

ponder on,
the nightbat

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

As previously reported by profound Earth Science Team
^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^
You misspelled "regurgitated."
You misspelled "idiotic."

millions may lose their lives with the expected Bird Flu epidemic. Birds
are now found spreading the disease in Eastern Europe and vaccines
against the immense plague looming disaster are wholly inadequate or
unavailable. Please don't panic even though our Science Team Officer
Bert is predicting 50% of the world population may perish. Make sure you
wash your hands, limit contact with the public and stay in doors. If you
see someone sneezing avoid them at all cost after reminding them to
please use tissues or cover their mouth. If you can somehow get a flu
vaccine it would be wise to get it. Officer Bert has indicated sad
eyebrows on this one, warning, danger, please take caution for your life
may depend on it.

See:
[malformed multi-posted kooklink flushed]

Governments are preparing to hopefully avoid major world wide chaos due
to the vaccine shortage. We can make it through this one if you stay
clean and don't let your health run down. Protect yourself drink plenty
of fresh juice and wear a face mask whenever it is necessary to go out
in public. Change your bed sheets and personal clothing more often and
use household disinfectants. Wash all dishes in hot water and dry
thoroughly. If your sweety says they don't feel good get them to a
hospital but wear a face mask and wash thoroughly afterward. Authorities
are trying to keep the potential expected deaths to 200,000 but fear the
worst.

ponder on,
the nightbat

Are you in full biohazard suit now while waiting for the Kook Ship
Darla-Pop to save you?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

AND MORE DOOM AND GLOOM!

This is DEFINITELY ABUSE!

Saul Levy


On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:42:28 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

As previously reported by profound Earth Science Team
millions may lose their lives with the expected Bird Flu epidemic. Birds
are now found spreading the disease in Eastern Europe and vaccines
against the immense plague looming disaster are wholly inadequate or
unavailable. Please don't panic even though our Science Team Officer
Bert is predicting 50% of the world population may perish. Make sure you
wash your hands, limit contact with the public and stay in doors. If you
see someone sneezing avoid them at all cost after reminding them to
please use tissues or cover their mouth. If you can somehow get a flu
vaccine it would be wise to get it. Officer Bert has indicated sad
eyebrows on this one, warning, danger, please take caution for your life
may depend on it.

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto... 0051008XVG106

Governments are preparing to hopefully avoid major world wide chaos due
to the vaccine shortage. We can make it through this one if you stay
clean and don't let your health run down. Protect yourself drink plenty
of fresh juice and wear a face mask whenever it is necessary to go out
in public. Change your bed sheets and personal clothing more often and
use household disinfectants. Wash all dishes in hot water and dry
thoroughly. If your sweety says they don't feel good get them to a
hospital but wear a face mask and wash thoroughly afterward. Authorities
are trying to keep the potential expected deaths to 200,000 but fear the
worst.

ponder on,
the nightbat

Saul Levy wrote:

AND MORE DOOM AND GLOOM!

This is DEFINITELY ABUSE!

This doom and gloom was so important he had to post it twice.

Saul Levy


On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:42:28 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

As previously reported by profound Earth Science Team
millions may lose their lives with the expected Bird Flu epidemic. Birds
are now found spreading the disease in Eastern Europe and vaccines
against the immense plague looming disaster are wholly inadequate or
unavailable. Please don't panic even though our Science Team Officer
Bert is predicting 50% of the world population may perish. Make sure you
wash your hands, limit contact with the public and stay in doors. If you
see someone sneezing avoid them at all cost after reminding them to
please use tissues or cover their mouth. If you can somehow get a flu
vaccine it would be wise to get it. Officer Bert has indicated sad
eyebrows on this one, warning, danger, please take caution for your life
may depend on it.

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...20051009%2F035
4232305.htm&sc=1500&photoid=20051008XVG106

Governments are preparing to hopefully avoid major world wide chaos due
to the vaccine shortage. We can make it through this one if you stay
clean and don't let your health run down. Protect yourself drink plenty
of fresh juice and wear a face mask whenever it is necessary to go out
in public. Change your bed sheets and personal clothing more often and
use household disinfectants. Wash all dishes in hot water and dry
thoroughly. If your sweety says they don't feel good get them to a
hospital but wear a face mask and wash thoroughly afterward. Authorities
are trying to keep the potential expected deaths to 200,000 but fear the
worst.

ponder on,
the nightbat

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Yeah, I noticed that too! Maybe bat-breath can no longer keep track
of all the DOOM AND GLOOM he's been spreading!

Saul Levy


On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 10:50:39 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Saul Levy wrote:

AND MORE DOOM AND GLOOM!

This is DEFINITELY ABUSE!

This doom and gloom was so important he had to post it twice.

Saul Levy


On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:42:28 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

As previously reported by profound Earth Science Team
millions may lose their lives with the expected Bird Flu epidemic. Birds
are now found spreading the disease in Eastern Europe and vaccines
against the immense plague looming disaster are wholly inadequate or
unavailable. Please don't panic even though our Science Team Officer
Bert is predicting 50% of the world population may perish. Make sure you
wash your hands, limit contact with the public and stay in doors. If you
see someone sneezing avoid them at all cost after reminding them to
please use tissues or cover their mouth. If you can somehow get a flu
vaccine it would be wise to get it. Officer Bert has indicated sad
eyebrows on this one, warning, danger, please take caution for your life
may depend on it.

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...20051009%2F035
4232305.htm&sc=1500&photoid=20051008XVG106

Governments are preparing to hopefully avoid major world wide chaos due
to the vaccine shortage. We can make it through this one if you stay
clean and don't let your health run down. Protect yourself drink plenty
of fresh juice and wear a face mask whenever it is necessary to go out
in public. Change your bed sheets and personal clothing more often and
use household disinfectants. Wash all dishes in hot water and dry
thoroughly. If your sweety says they don't feel good get them to a
hospital but wear a face mask and wash thoroughly afterward. Authorities
are trying to keep the potential expected deaths to 200,000 but fear the
worst.

ponder on,
the nightbat

Saul Levy wrote:

Yeah, I noticed that too! Maybe bat-breath can no longer keep track
of all the DOOM AND GLOOM he's been spreading!

Also note that the profound alt.astronomy saucerheads failed to predict
mudslides in Guatemala.

Saul Levy


On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 10:50:39 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Saul Levy wrote:

AND MORE DOOM AND GLOOM!

This is DEFINITELY ABUSE!

This doom and gloom was so important he had to post it twice.

Saul Levy


On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:42:28 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

As previously reported by profound Earth Science Team
millions may lose their lives with the expected Bird Flu epidemic. Birds
are now found spreading the disease in Eastern Europe and vaccines
against the immense plague looming disaster are wholly inadequate or
unavailable. Please don't panic even though our Science Team Officer
Bert is predicting 50% of the world population may perish. Make sure you
wash your hands, limit contact with the public and stay in doors. If you
see someone sneezing avoid them at all cost after reminding them to
please use tissues or cover their mouth. If you can somehow get a flu
vaccine it would be wise to get it. Officer Bert has indicated sad
eyebrows on this one, warning, danger, please take caution for your life
may depend on it.

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...2F20051009%2F0
35
4232305.htm&sc=1500&photoid=20051008XVG106

Governments are preparing to hopefully avoid major world wide chaos due
to the vaccine shortage. We can make it through this one if you stay
clean and don't let your health run down. Protect yourself drink plenty
of fresh juice and wear a face mask whenever it is necessary to go out
in public. Change your bed sheets and personal clothing more often and
use household disinfectants. Wash all dishes in hot water and dry
thoroughly. If your sweety says they don't feel good get them to a
hospital but wear a face mask and wash thoroughly afterward. Authorities
are trying to keep the potential expected deaths to 200,000 but fear the
worst.

ponder on,
the nightbat

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 19:12:16 -0600, in alt.usenet.kooks,
, Art Deco
humped my leg thusly:

Saul Levy wrote:

Yeah, I noticed that too! Maybe bat-breath can no longer keep track
of all the DOOM AND GLOOM he's been spreading!

Also note that the profound alt.astronomy saucerheads failed to predict
mudslides in Guatemala.

i bet hell totally miss the deadly mosquito swarms that sweep across
florida in december.

Saul Levy


On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 10:50:39 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Saul Levy wrote:

AND MORE DOOM AND GLOOM!

This is DEFINITELY ABUSE!

This doom and gloom was so important he had to post it twice.

Saul Levy


On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:42:28 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

As previously reported by profound Earth Science Team
millions may lose their lives with the expected Bird Flu epidemic. Birds
are now found spreading the disease in Eastern Europe and vaccines
against the immense plague looming disaster are wholly inadequate or
unavailable. Please don't panic even though our Science Team Officer
Bert is predicting 50% of the world population may perish. Make sure you
wash your hands, limit contact with the public and stay in doors. If you
see someone sneezing avoid them at all cost after reminding them to
please use tissues or cover their mouth. If you can somehow get a flu
vaccine it would be wise to get it. Officer Bert has indicated sad
eyebrows on this one, warning, danger, please take caution for your life
may depend on it.

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...2F20051009%2F0
35
4232305.htm&sc=1500&photoid=20051008XVG106

Governments are preparing to hopefully avoid major world wide chaos due
to the vaccine shortage. We can make it through this one if you stay
clean and don't let your health run down. Protect yourself drink plenty
of fresh juice and wear a face mask whenever it is necessary to go out
in public. Change your bed sheets and personal clothing more often and
use household disinfectants. Wash all dishes in hot water and dry
thoroughly. If your sweety says they don't feel good get them to a
hospital but wear a face mask and wash thoroughly afterward. Authorities
are trying to keep the potential expected deaths to 200,000 but fear the
worst.

ponder on,
the nightbat
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Saul Levy wrote:

AND MORE DOOM AND GLOOM!

This is DEFINITELY ABUSE!

This doom and gloom was so important he had to post it twice.

The aftershocks are shocking, Bruce.

Saul Levy


On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:42:28 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

As previously reported by profound Earth Science Team
millions may lose their lives with the expected Bird Flu epidemic. Birds
are now found spreading the disease in Eastern Europe and vaccines
against the immense plague looming disaster are wholly inadequate or
unavailable. Please don't panic even though our Science Team Officer
Bert is predicting 50% of the world population may perish. Make sure you
wash your hands, limit contact with the public and stay in doors. If you
see someone sneezing avoid them at all cost after reminding them to
please use tissues or cover their mouth. If you can somehow get a flu
vaccine it would be wise to get it. Officer Bert has indicated sad
eyebrows on this one, warning, danger, please take caution for your life
may depend on it.

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...20051009%2F035
4232305.htm&sc=1500&photoid=20051008XVG106

Governments are preparing to hopefully avoid major world wide chaos due
to the vaccine shortage. We can make it through this one if you stay
clean and don't let your health run down. Protect yourself drink plenty
of fresh juice and wear a face mask whenever it is necessary to go out
in public. Change your bed sheets and personal clothing more often and
use household disinfectants. Wash all dishes in hot water and dry
thoroughly. If your sweety says they don't feel good get them to a
hospital but wear a face mask and wash thoroughly afterward. Authorities
are trying to keep the potential expected deaths to 200,000 but fear the
worst.

ponder on,
the nightbat

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Saul Levy wrote:

AND MORE DOOM AND GLOOM!

This is DEFINITELY ABUSE!

This doom and gloom was so important he had to post it twice.

The aftershocks are shocking, Bruce.

The cluckings are deafening, Bruce.

Saul Levy


On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:42:28 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

As previously reported by profound Earth Science Team
millions may lose their lives with the expected Bird Flu epidemic. Birds
are now found spreading the disease in Eastern Europe and vaccines
against the immense plague looming disaster are wholly inadequate or
unavailable. Please don't panic even though our Science Team Officer
Bert is predicting 50% of the world population may perish. Make sure you
wash your hands, limit contact with the public and stay in doors. If you
see someone sneezing avoid them at all cost after reminding them to
please use tissues or cover their mouth. If you can somehow get a flu
vaccine it would be wise to get it. Officer Bert has indicated sad
eyebrows on this one, warning, danger, please take caution for your life
may depend on it.

See:

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...01%2F20051009%
2F035
4232305.htm&sc=1500&photoid=20051008XVG106

Governments are preparing to hopefully avoid major world wide chaos due
to the vaccine shortage. We can make it through this one if you stay
clean and don't let your health run down. Protect yourself drink plenty
of fresh juice and wear a face mask whenever it is necessary to go out
in public. Change your bed sheets and personal clothing more often and
use household disinfectants. Wash all dishes in hot water and dry
thoroughly. If your sweety says they don't feel good get them to a
hospital but wear a face mask and wash thoroughly afterward. Authorities
are trying to keep the potential expected deaths to 200,000 but fear the
worst.

ponder on,
the nightbat

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004


--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Saul Levy wrote:

AND MORE DOOM AND GLOOM!

This is DEFINITELY ABUSE!

This doom and gloom was so important he had to post it twice.

The aftershocks are shocking, Bruce.

The cluckings are deafening, Bruce.

The tremors are tremendous, Bruce.

Saul Levy


On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:42:28 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

As previously reported by profound Earth Science Team
millions may lose their lives with the expected Bird Flu epidemic. Birds
are now found spreading the disease in Eastern Europe and vaccines
against the immense plague looming disaster are wholly inadequate or
unavailable. Please don't panic even though our Science Team Officer
Bert is predicting 50% of the world population may perish. Make sure you
wash your hands, limit contact with the public and stay in doors. If you
see someone sneezing avoid them at all cost after reminding them to
please use tissues or cover their mouth. If you can somehow get a flu
vaccine it would be wise to get it. Officer Bert has indicated sad
eyebrows on this one, warning, danger, please take caution for your life
may depend on it.

See:

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...01%2F20051009%
2F035
4232305.htm&sc=1500&photoid=20051008XVG106

Governments are preparing to hopefully avoid major world wide chaos due
to the vaccine shortage. We can make it through this one if you stay
clean and don't let your health run down. Protect yourself drink plenty
of fresh juice and wear a face mask whenever it is necessary to go out
in public. Change your bed sheets and personal clothing more often and
use household disinfectants. Wash all dishes in hot water and dry
thoroughly. If your sweety says they don't feel good get them to a
hospital but wear a face mask and wash thoroughly afterward. Authorities
are trying to keep the potential expected deaths to 200,000 but fear the
worst.

ponder on,
the nightbat

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004


--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004