Acrobat version 5

Dickless Davie whined:
Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100 percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

On 23 Aug 2005 10:52:51 -0700,
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

Dickless Davie whined:
Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100 percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

You can get Acrobat *Five* for OS/2??? Welcome to the late 20th
century, Davie!


PJ "he could also convert the .pdf to .ps, but he'd have to know how
to" R :-)
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PJR writes:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100 percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

You can get Acrobat *Five* for OS/2??? Welcome to the late 20th
century, Davie!

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

PJ "he could also convert the .pdf to .ps, but he'd have to know how
to" R :-)

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 21:46:56 UTC, wrote:

PJR writes:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100 percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

You can get Acrobat *Five* for OS/2??? Welcome to the late 20th
century, Davie!

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

PJ "he could also convert the .pdf to .ps, but he'd have to know how
to" R :-)

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?
Oh Please! Don't start this type of crap in this newsgroup! Keep it
in the advocacy newsgroup with those idiots like Michael Baldwin
Bruce, Art Deco, Elizabot and the like.


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wrote:

On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 21:46:56 UTC, wrote:

PJR writes:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100 percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

You can get Acrobat *Five* for OS/2??? Welcome to the late 20th
century, Davie!

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

PJ "he could also convert the .pdf to .ps, but he'd have to know how
to" R :-)

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?
Oh Please! Don't start this type of crap in this newsgroup! Keep it
in the advocacy newsgroup with those idiots like Michael Baldwin
Bruce, Art Deco, Elizabot and the like.

/me bows. #2 on da lits!

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wrote:

PJR writes:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100 percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

You can get Acrobat *Five* for OS/2??? Welcome to the late 20th
century, Davie!

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

PJ "he could also convert the .pdf to .ps, but he'd have to know how
to" R :-)

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

Why did you sneck the froup PJR reads, coward?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"Don't be too envious. Yes, I have got it all. I am rich, I
have a good education, and I am rather good looking .. so
where does that leave you?
C."
-- Charles D. "Chuckweasel" Bohne polishes his ego a bit

"That's what you expect from people who think that the
cyberworld isn't "RL"."
-- Dr. David Tholen, Psychic Astrologer

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

nightbat wrote

"Count wrote:

On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 21:46:56 UTC, wrote:

PJR writes:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100 percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

You can get Acrobat *Five* for OS/2??? Welcome to the late 20th
century, Davie!

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

PJ "he could also convert the .pdf to .ps, but he'd have to know how
to" R :-)

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

Count Floyd
Oh Please! Don't start this type of crap in this newsgroup! Keep it
in the advocacy newsgroup with those idiots like Michael Baldwin
Bruce, Bart Devo, Elizabot and the like.

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"What do you mean there's no movie?"

nightbat

Yes Count while we are in serious mutual group agreement there
is no use in rubbing it in to the clueless Alexa drone auk fun coffee
boys for they crossposting net proudly know who they are. Including
sockpuppets, ah, Dr.Flonkenstein, Bookman, Aratzio, Jade, Cujo, CJ
Osterwiald, tholen. They actually sadly relish when you mention them on
post lits on their scoring juvenile underdeveloped pea brains. And
believe it or not we are profound Science Officer alt.astronomy constant
auk sockpuppet morphing stuck with them because Darla the brave wayward
net Sean Star Race traveler wants us to baby-sit tolerate them until she
purportedly gets mission back, oh the humanity. 1st Officer Bohne as net
public relations Science Liaison Officer has been as diplomatic as you
can imagine but with no results. Don't waste your time, just Bozo file
them and be done with it, we'll try to explain to hopefully returning
Darla what they have all been up too.

ponder on,
the nightbat

Count writes:

PJR writes:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100 percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

You can get Acrobat *Five* for OS/2??? Welcome to the late 20th
century, Davie!

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

PJ "he could also convert the .pdf to .ps, but he'd have to know how
to" R :-)

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

Oh Please! Don't start this type of crap in this newsgroup!

I have no control over the bullies who like to add a bunch of
irrelevant newsgroups to the distribution. Take it up with them.

Keep it
in the advocacy newsgroup with those idiots like Michael Baldwin
Bruce, Art Deco, Elizabot and the like.

You really expect them to listen to you? Dream on.

nightbat writes:

nightbat wrote

Why would you write that, nightbat?

Count Floyd wrote:

PJR writes:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100 percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

You can get Acrobat *Five* for OS/2??? Welcome to the late 20th
century, Davie!

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

PJ "he could also convert the .pdf to .ps, but he'd have to know how
to" R :-)

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

Count Floyd
Oh Please! Don't start this type of crap in this newsgroup! Keep it
in the advocacy newsgroup with those idiots like Michael Baldwin
Bruce, Bart Devo, Elizabot and the like.

nightbat

Yes Count while we are in serious mutual group agreement there
is no use in rubbing it in to the clueless Alexa drone auk fun coffee
boys for they crossposting net proudly know who they are. Including
sockpuppets, ah, Dr.Flonkenstein, Bookman, Aratzio, Jade, Cujo, CJ
Osterwiald, tholen.

Suffering from reading comprehension problems, nightbat? I'm not the
one who adds a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups to the distribution.

They actually sadly relish when you mention them on
post lits on their scoring juvenile underdeveloped pea brains.

Leave me out of your pontification, nightbat.

And
believe it or not we are profound Science Officer alt.astronomy constant
auk sockpuppet morphing stuck with them because Darla the brave wayward
net Sean Star Race traveler wants us to baby-sit tolerate them until she
purportedly gets mission back, oh the humanity. 1st Officer Bohne as net
public relations Science Liaison Officer has been as diplomatic as you
can imagine but with no results. Don't waste your time, just Bozo file
them and be done with it, we'll try to explain to hopefully returning
Darla what they have all been up too.

Non sequitur.

Bruce AKA PJR wrote:
On 23 Aug 2005 10:52:51 -0700,
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

Dickless Davie whined:
Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100 percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

You can get Acrobat *Five* for OS/2??? Welcome to the late 20th
century, Davie!

AOL!

PJ "he could also convert the .pdf to .ps, but he'd have to know how
to" R :-)
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