More Troubling Planetary News

nightbat wrote

Ongoing ground trembling in California, Ophelia
threatening the US Carolinas, Gulf Coast Katrina devastated and sad
death toll going up, dormant volcanos powering up, the President
admitting FEMA slow help responsibility, and now this, Northwest and
Delta Airlines going into bankruptcy, oh the humanity! Yes, the airlines
long praised by Officer Bert as Nasa's last great hope and Northwest
Airlines Officer Double A's only relative economical fast means of
escape in case the whole Northwest US section goes up. What is going on,
no, no, this can't be happening! Talk is cheap but this is reality,
everywhere we Planetary turn more bad news from news reports coming in
from all around the globe profound Earth Science Team Officers. Well, we
hope you're doing well where you are but please keep us posted in case
even your cozy spot in the world starts going to he**. Indy Base One
reporting pleasant temps at 78 degrees with mild winds and daily sunny
skies. An overnight thunder storm went by with minimum nice cooling rain
fall. I'm still attempting to get all the Officer Science Shirts out so
please forgive the Captain if I don't reply right away. The family,
friends and children Indy Base One visiting are all, amazed, initially
frightened, laughing, overjoyed, and all wanting their own Captain
nightbat Star Shirt. I can't keep up with trying to please them all. The
shirts are very mysteriously effecting, what with strange glowing in the
dark effects, in moon visit honor light reflectors, multi star
displaying, Dr. Einstein equivalency formula including nightbat GUT
formula disclosing. They display Star Earth patches, personalized name,
and dignified Officer Cap in his/her multi duty assignment Star colors.
Mothers even want them for their babies to set them apart from all the
rest. And with the net Green Knight Warhol requesting credit for 4
billion potential white T-shirt fans, forget it I'll be too busy to get
anything else done. I must devote my time to only Earth Science Team
Officers and advanced Earth paying customers for now. My lab assistants
hope to have a Google site up soon to allow me to devote my limited time
to science research and net reported Darla Sean Star Race 1st Official
Contact hopeful honorary arrival.

ponder on,
the nightbat

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Ongoing ground trembling in California, Ophelia
threatening the US Carolinas, Gulf Coast Katrina devastated and sad
death toll going up, dormant volcanos powering up, the President
admitting FEMA slow help responsibility, and now this, Northwest and
Delta Airlines going into bankruptcy, oh the humanity! Yes, the airlines
long praised by Officer Bert as Nasa's last great hope


Yes, Bert was always saying how NASA could always get off the ground
with Delta. Perhaps no more!


and Northwest
Airlines Officer Double A's only relative economical fast means of
escape in case the whole Northwest US section goes up.


There's still the proletarian Southwest Airlines.

What ever happened to Western Airlines? It was "The only way to fly!"
Home of the Champagne flights, they kept my glass always filled to get
me safely from airport bar to airport bar!

Trying to stay in business, the remaining airlines have dispensed with
all the amenities that used to make even 2nd class airline tavel one
step above any ground transport.

Remember the deep discount fly-by-night airlines? You'd get to the
airport and find that your flight had been cancelled due to lack of
interest. Then they would bump you off the next flight due to over
booking! And the next time you wanted to travel, you would find out
that your airline had been cancelled!

Double-A


What is going on,
no, no, this can't be happening! Talk is cheap but this is reality,
everywhere we Planetary turn more bad news from news reports coming in
from all around the globe profound Earth Science Team Officers. Well, we
hope you're doing well where you are but please keep us posted in case
even your cozy spot in the world starts going to he**. Indy Base One
reporting pleasant temps at 78 degrees with mild winds and daily sunny
skies. An overnight thunder storm went by with minimum nice cooling rain
fall. I'm still attempting to get all the Officer Science Shirts out so
please forgive the Captain if I don't reply right away. The family,
friends and children Indy Base One visiting are all, amazed, initially
frightened, laughing, overjoyed, and all wanting their own Captain
nightbat Star Shirt. I can't keep up with trying to please them all. The
shirts are very mysteriously effecting, what with strange glowing in the
dark effects, in moon visit honor light reflectors, multi star
displaying, Dr. Einstein equivalency formula including nightbat GUT
formula disclosing. They display Star Earth patches, personalized name,
and dignified Officer Cap in his/her multi duty assignment Star colors.
Mothers even want them for their babies to set them apart from all the
rest. And with the net Green Knight Warhol requesting credit for 4
billion potential white T-shirt fans, forget it I'll be too busy to get
anything else done. I must devote my time to only Earth Science Team
Officers and advanced Earth paying customers for now. My lab assistants
hope to have a Google site up soon to allow me to devote my limited time
to science research and net reported Darla Sean Star Race 1st Official
Contact hopeful honorary arrival.

ponder on,
the nightbat

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Ongoing ground trembling in California, Ophelia
threatening the US Carolinas, Gulf Coast Katrina devastated and sad
death toll going up, dormant volcanos powering up, the President
admitting FEMA slow help responsibility, and now this, Northwest and
Delta Airlines going into bankruptcy, oh the humanity! Yes, the airlines
long praised by Officer Bert as Nasa's last great hope and Northwest
Airlines Officer Double A's only relative economical fast means of
escape in case the whole Northwest US section goes up. What is going on,
no, no, this can't be happening! Talk is cheap but this is reality,
everywhere we Planetary turn more bad news from news reports coming in
from all around the globe profound Earth Science Team Officers. Well, we
hope you're doing well where you are but please keep us posted in case
even your cozy spot in the world starts going to he**. Indy Base One
reporting pleasant temps at 78 degrees with mild winds and daily sunny
skies. An overnight thunder storm went by with minimum nice cooling rain
fall. I'm still attempting to get all the Officer Science Shirts out so
please forgive the Captain if I don't reply right away. The family,
friends and children Indy Base One visiting are all, amazed, initially
frightened, laughing, overjoyed, and all wanting their own Captain
nightbat Star Shirt. I can't keep up with trying to please them all. The
shirts are very mysteriously effecting, what with strange glowing in the
dark effects, in moon visit honor light reflectors, multi star
displaying, Dr. Einstein equivalency formula including nightbat GUT
formula disclosing. They display Star Earth patches, personalized name,
and dignified Officer Cap in his/her multi duty assignment Star colors.
Mothers even want them for their babies to set them apart from all the
rest. And with the net Green Knight Warhol requesting credit for 4
billion potential white T-shirt fans, forget it I'll be too busy to get
anything else done. I must devote my time to only Earth Science Team
Officers and advanced Earth paying customers for now. My lab assistants
hope to have a Google site up soon to allow me to devote my limited time
to science research and net reported Darla Sean Star Race 1st Official
Contact hopeful honorary arrival.

ponder on,
the nightbat

Translation:
Earth is doooooooooooooooooooooooooomed, again.
All must hop aboard the Good Ship Darla Pop.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Ongoing ground trembling in California, Ophelia
threatening the US Carolinas, Gulf Coast Katrina devastated and sad
death toll going up, dormant volcanos powering up, the President
admitting FEMA slow help responsibility, and now this, Northwest and
Delta Airlines going into bankruptcy, oh the humanity! Yes, the airlines
long praised by Officer Bert as Nasa's last great hope

Double-A
Yes, Bert was always saying how NASA could always get off the ground
with Delta. Perhaps no more!

nightbat

It doesn't look good for the US Airline Industry because most of
the lines have now gone broke or are in bankruptcy proceedings. With the
shuttle falling events grounded too how are we ever to show Darla how
advanced we are, made in China?



and Northwest
Airlines Officer Double A's only relative economical fast means of
escape in case the whole Northwest US section goes up.

Double-A
There's still the proletarian Southwest Airlines.

What ever happened to Western Airlines? It was "The only way to fly!"
Home of the Champagne flights, they kept my glass always filled to get
me safely from airport bar to airport bar!

Trying to stay in business, the remaining airlines have dispensed with
all the amenities that used to make even 2nd class airline tavel one
step above any ground transport.

Remember the deep discount fly-by-night airlines? You'd get to the
airport and find that your flight had been cancelled due to lack of
interest. Then they would bump you off the next flight due to over
booking! And the next time you wanted to travel, you would find out
that your airline had been cancelled!

Double-A

nightbat

Yes, the peoples jumbo airliners went kaput too. With the rising
market prices of oil, who knows, the non stop NY to California and
return flights might just be looked at as the good old days.



What is going on,
no, no, this can't be happening! Talk is cheap but this is reality,
everywhere we Planetary turn more bad news from news reports coming in
from all around the globe profound Earth Science Team Officers. Well, we
hope you're doing well where you are but please keep us posted in case
even your cozy spot in the world starts going to he**. Indy Base One
reporting pleasant temps at 78 degrees with mild winds and daily sunny
skies. An overnight thunder storm went by with minimum nice cooling rain
fall. I'm still attempting to get all the Officer Science Shirts out so
please forgive the Captain if I don't reply right away. The family,
friends and children Indy Base One visiting are all, amazed, initially
frightened, laughing, overjoyed, and all wanting their own Captain
nightbat Star Shirt. I can't keep up with trying to please them all. The
shirts are very mysteriously effecting, what with strange glowing in the
dark effects, in moon visit honor light reflectors, multi star
displaying, Dr. Einstein equivalency formula including nightbat GUT
formula disclosing. They display Star Earth patches, personalized name,
and dignified Officer Cap in his/her multi duty assignment Star colors.
Mothers even want them for their babies to set them apart from all the
rest. And with the net Green Knight Warhol requesting credit for 4
billion potential white T-shirt fans, forget it I'll be too busy to get
anything else done. I must devote my time to only Earth Science Team
Officers and advanced Earth paying customers for now. My lab assistants
hope to have a Google site up soon to allow me to devote my limited time
to science research and net reported Darla Sean Star Race 1st Official
Contact hopeful honorary arrival.

ponder on,
the nightbat

nightbat wrote

Oh no!, just as we Earth Science Officers predicted the
unimaginable has happened, bubonic plague may be coming. Yes, the black
death we Officer net cautioned about perhaps coming out of Katrina wake
if help didn't arrive soon. But this is much worse for three mice have
reportedly actually escaped from a high security research lab and are on
the prowl. Oh the humanity, at the rate they reproduce what else can go
wrong next, teenagers in the desert find an active nuclear lost warhead
and take it to a friends garage for inspection, oh the humanity!

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/...905mice_plague

Well, make sure you get your bubonic shots early and avoid the rush. Do
we even have any inoculations to go around because that one except for
research labs and possibly some third world countries supposedly went
out with the Middle Ages? Oh I hope Warhol doesn't find out about this,
he'll be claiming wrath of God again.

ponder on,
the nightbat

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Oh no!, just as we Earth Science Officers predicted the
unimaginable has happened, bubonic plague may be coming. Yes, the black
death we Officer net cautioned about perhaps coming out of Katrina wake
if help didn't arrive soon. But this is much worse for three mice have
reportedly actually escaped from a high security research lab and are on
the prowl.


Yes, nightbat, they have escaped!

In New Jersey!

I heard the story too and was about to post it when I saw you beat be
to it!


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...091501190.html


The plagues of the end times may have begun!

The four horsemen of the Apocalypse are saddled up and ready to ride!


Oh the humanity, at the rate they reproduce what else can go
wrong next, teenagers in the desert find an active nuclear lost warhead
and take it to a friends garage for inspection, oh the humanity!


After seeing a documentary a day or two ago about all the Nike nuclear
tipped air defense missiles they deployed back in the 50's right behind
peoples' back yards and high school football fields, it wouldn't be
surprising if there were a misplaced warhead left laying around
somewhere!


See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/...905mice_plague

Well, make sure you get your bubonic shots early and avoid the rush.


Do they even have a shot for plague???


Do
we even have any inoculations to go around because that one except for
research labs and possibly some third world countries supposedly went
out with the Middle Ages? Oh I hope Warhol doesn't find out about this,
he'll be claiming wrath of God again.

ponder on,
the nightbat


He might be right!

Double-A

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Ongoing ground trembling in California, Ophelia
threatening the US Carolinas, Gulf Coast Katrina devastated and sad
death toll going up, dormant volcanos powering up, the President
admitting FEMA slow help responsibility, and now this, Northwest and
Delta Airlines going into bankruptcy, oh the humanity! Yes, the airlines
long praised by Officer Bert as Nasa's last great hope

Double-A
Yes, Bert was always saying how NASA could always get off the ground
with Delta. Perhaps no more!

nightbat

It doesn't look good for the US Airline Industry because most of
the lines have now gone broke or are in bankruptcy proceedings. With the
shuttle falling events grounded too how are we ever to show Darla how
advanced we are, made in China?



and Northwest
Airlines Officer Double A's only relative economical fast means of
escape in case the whole Northwest US section goes up.

Double-A
There's still the proletarian Southwest Airlines.

What ever happened to Western Airlines? It was "The only way to fly!"
Home of the Champagne flights, they kept my glass always filled to get
me safely from airport bar to airport bar!

Trying to stay in business, the remaining airlines have dispensed with
all the amenities that used to make even 2nd class airline tavel one
step above any ground transport.

Remember the deep discount fly-by-night airlines? You'd get to the
airport and find that your flight had been cancelled due to lack of
interest. Then they would bump you off the next flight due to over
booking! And the next time you wanted to travel, you would find out
that your airline had been cancelled!

Double-A

nightbat

Yes, the peoples jumbo airliners went kaput too. With the rising
market prices of oil, who knows, the non stop NY to California and
return flights might just be looked at as the good old days.


Yes, the airliners have been downsized, most of the airlines are
running under bankruptcy, workers benefits being cut, unions busted,
good service and on flight amenities a thing of the past!

The Concorde SST has been mothballed. No more breakfast in New York
and lunch in Paris. And the Space Shuttle can no longer seem to get
off the ground without losing some of its parts!

We live in declining times, nightbat.

http://www.concordesst.com/retire/retireindex.html

Maybe we should take Iran up on its offer to share its technology!

Double-A

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Oh no!, just as we Earth Science Officers predicted the
unimaginable has happened, bubonic plague may be coming. Yes, the black
death we Officer net cautioned about perhaps coming out of Katrina wake
if help didn't arrive soon. But this is much worse for three mice have
reportedly actually escaped from a high security research lab and are on
the prowl. Oh the humanity, at the rate they reproduce what else can go
wrong next, teenagers in the desert find an active nuclear lost warhead
and take it to a friends garage for inspection, oh the humanity!

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/...905mice_plague

Well, make sure you get your bubonic shots early and avoid the rush. Do
we even have any inoculations to go around because that one except for
research labs and possibly some third world countries supposedly went
out with the Middle Ages? Oh I hope Warhol doesn't find out about this,
he'll be claiming wrath of God again.

ponder on,
the nightbat

Earth is doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed, again.

BTW, saucerheads, plague is fairly common in rodents in the western
U.S., especially prarie dogs. But don't let that put a cramp on your
chicken little cluckings.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Oh no!, just as we Earth Science Officers predicted the
unimaginable has happened, bubonic plague may be coming. Yes, the black
death we Officer net cautioned about perhaps coming out of Katrina wake
if help didn't arrive soon. But this is much worse for three mice have
reportedly actually escaped from a high security research lab and are on
the prowl.


Yes, nightbat, they have escaped!

In New Jersey!

I heard the story too and was about to post it when I saw you beat be
to it!


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...R2005091501190.
html


The plagues of the end times may have begun!

The four horsemen of the Apocalypse are saddled up and ready to ride!


Oh the humanity, at the rate they reproduce what else can go
wrong next, teenagers in the desert find an active nuclear lost warhead
and take it to a friends garage for inspection, oh the humanity!


After seeing a documentary a day or two ago about all the Nike nuclear
tipped air defense missiles they deployed back in the 50's right behind
peoples' back yards and high school football fields, it wouldn't be
surprising if there were a misplaced warhead left laying around
somewhere!


See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/...905mice_plague

Well, make sure you get your bubonic shots early and avoid the rush.


Do they even have a shot for plague???


Do
we even have any inoculations to go around because that one except for
research labs and possibly some third world countries supposedly went
out with the Middle Ages? Oh I hope Warhol doesn't find out about this,
he'll be claiming wrath of God again.

ponder on,
the nightbat


He might be right!

Double-A


More alt.astronomy credulity.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004