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~ The Morning Wood Apotheosis,
A Mythology
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FAMILY Pharmacopoeia ~
Creative Stuff's Flown Awry
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The Common Motifs
Of The Morning Wood Fairy Tales * ~

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Mum's Classification ~

1. Bride & Bride, or Groom & Broom,
transgresses a prosaic convention, and Enter a Mystic Land.

2. Golden Page of The Golden Age formula.
One leaf interleafed with another, sewn perfectly,
in The Eternal Bindery, of The Scriptorium.

3. Attempt to meet the demands of Fate.
Once met, eternal Enlightenment, and The Means
& Ways To Do Good, your gift.

4. Slaughter of Monster avoided. Make friends
with Monster. Monster nice!

5. Flight, by aid of animal, flora, or mineral,
Into Idleness, or conversely Out of Idleness,
whichever one desires that day.

6. First Class Flight to meet Nice Gryphon
or Wily Wizard, et al.

7. Success of oldest, younger follow.
Revere Age, rather than reverse.

8. Marriage Test & Tricky Task, to prove Eternal
Fidelity and longing for that, as well as Fit & Readiness,
as demonstrated by Proper Alchemical Bonding of Pairs.

9. Grateful Beasts becomes fast Beloved Buds,
even shy ones.

10. Strong Woman, Man, Child, Fauna, Flora,
or Mineral and Comrades perform Herculean Feats
of Wonder together and go out for dinner together afterward.

11. Adventure with Ogre, Trickster, Centaur,
& Minotaur.

12. Descent to Hades or Hell, whichever one prefers,
without a Bark, floats belly ~ up instead, drifts ...

13. Falsified Medical Records and The Mishaps
to Correct, with Happy Ending.

14. A Pride of Lions et al clown around
with animated children.

15. A Girl's Journey to find her Long ~ Deade dog,
as well as his tale, The Transmigration of The Dog Soul,
A Mars Bar Tale.

16. Girl successfully seduces her Sorcerer, smiles sensuously,
several times, then several more times, too, etcetera,
[you get the drift!].

17. To be continued ...

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But if ye see me lost pup, please bring that scurvy dog home!
I got Leon a brand-new bone, with a chest full a' booty.
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"Birdy indicated to me!
Verily that I, follow you around,
Still starting after you, similar certainly,
A good salvo right of ~ of barks!

Does a dog drive out after a lark,
Dog of A barks of the larks,
Sparks of harkens gleaming, too ~!
You ~?

Birdy, exquisite, knows of me
And Thee ~ Am me, when speaking with you ~
About wall, undo a brick?

Birds behind me, birds before me,
A good salvo right Of ~ Of larks!
A dog drives out after a lark,
Dog of A barks of the larks, harkens
Of sparkles of harkens, gleaming, too ~!
You ~?

Birdy inspired me ~
Follows me around, verily that I
Certainly do the same, still I start after you,
A right good salvo writes Of ~ Of larks embarking
For barking!

Birdy howled to me of The Beds,
Of ~ The Comforter, Verily that I,
Follow you around, beds, a good salvo
Right make to Thee ~!

A dog drives out after a lark, dog of A
Barks of the larks, sparks hearken gleaming, too ~!
You ~?

Birdy exasperated me,
So that I asked ~ Do you think you
Are not made to jump, when I say jump,
So your socks fly,
So you are not caught?

Verily that I, follow you around,
Still, a right good salvo rights a song,
Of ~ Of a flutter of larks!

Still after you, Birdy still sparkles,
Gleaming, certainly, of birds behind me,
Birds before me, verily as we embark
On a path to Thee ~ A good salvo
Right Of ~ Of larks!

A dog barking of the larks, sparks
Sparkles harkening heartfelt gleams, too ~!
You ~?

Birdy sang ~ Embark upon our
Huntings of The Dog Of Twittering ~

After a lark,
Gleaming, too ~! You ~?"
~ White Chalk

"Birdy indicates to me! Verily that the I, you follows sure around,
still beginning after you, similar, a good ones but of right of Thee ~
Of the cortecce! A dog chases after a lark, dog gives To scorteccia
the larks, sparkles of harkens that they spark, equally ~! ~ The Birdy
has asked that of me and Thee ~ They are I to speak with A ~ About the
wall of the mattone? Birds behind me, birds before me, a good ones but
of right of Thee, too ~ Of the larks! A dog chases after a lark, dog
gives To scorteccia the larks, sparkles of harkens that they spark, the
equally ~! ~ Birdy inspired from me ~ follows dog around, verily that
one sure equally, still begins after you, a good one but of right of
Thee ~ Of the larks of scortecciamento! Birdy exclaimed to me bases of
Thee ~ Is not blown over in order over, Verily that the I, you follow
around, bases, a good ones but of right make ~! A dog chases after a
lark, dog gives To scorteccia the larks, sparkles of harkens that they
spark, equally ~! ~ The Birdy exasperated by me ~ Worries your
thoughts, thinks of your socks, will you be interfered? Verily that
the I, around follows them, good ones but of right of Thee ~ Sparkling
of the larks! Still after you, Birdy has still begun, sparking, sure,
birds behind me, birds before me, verily that we undertake ~ All good
ones but of right of Thee ~ Of the larks! A dog scorteccia the larks,
sparkles of harkens that they spark, equally ~! ~ The Birdy has sung
the inseguimenti of the dog from Thee. Twittering ~ To after a lark,
after dark, sparkling, equally ~! Makes Thee sparkly, too ~ !"
~ Black Chalk

What's Next?

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"O know ~ !
A Gorey Ambiguous Too Cat ~ of ~ 9 lives
Survives, more in storage
Climb out, pitter patter about ..."
~ Twittering

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/alp...rompts/t.shtml

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"The picture shows One
Catastrophic Catatonic Cat perched tempestuously
Atop a tri ~ legged table, about to lurch, apparently,

Another Cat scatters more tempting trouble
Across the floor next to a topsy ~ turvy
Overturned

Tri ~ legged table toppled by a standing, now landed
Catastrophic Catatonic Cat previously perched
Atop a table,

Apparently, by antecedent implication, once sanding,
Now toppled, that table, but

Neither feline, regrettably, sport, properly,
A Black Silk Top
Hat ~ !"
~ Mer Loleil

"Here we see a picture
Perfectly ..."
~ Fobby

"The Rooky Wood ~
Not the wood where rooks do congregate,
But the misty or dark wood.

The verb reek (to emit vapour) had the preterite roke, rook,
Or roak; hence Hamilton, in his Wallace,
Speaks of the 'rooky mist.'

'Light thickens, and the crow
Makes wing to the roaky wood.'

Shakespeare.
From 'Macbeth'
[iii. 2]"

~ E. Cobham Brewer,
From "Dictionary of Phrase and Fable"
[1898]

"Goodman's Croft ~

A strip of ground
Or corner of a field formerly left untilled,
In Scotland, in the belief that unless some such place
Were left,
The spirit of evil would damage the crop.

'Scotchmen still living remember
The corner of a field being left for the goodman's croft.'

Tylor,
From 'Primitive Culture'
[ii. 370]"

~ E. Cobham Brewer,
From "Dictionary of Phrase and Fable"
[1898]

"Les extr=EAmes se touchent."
~ Twittering

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"Dear Ms. Ihdbaby ~ Presently in Amsterdam stop soon in Haarlem stop
Harry says all's fine stop Hope nouveau bambino swell stop Folly
sends regards stop best Twittering stop"

"But to speak as honestly
And as openly as a rock removed, etc."
~ Ihdbaby

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"It takes a Village."
~ Hillary

"Nuthatch ~ !"
~ Fobby

"Open Sesame ~ !"
~ Folly

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