'Space UFO' Nuts Rise Again -- (sigh!)

On Thu, 04 Aug 2005 17:04:17 +0200, "C.P Kurz"
wrote:

DAMN! These NASA jerks do not even get the UFO departure timetables negotiated
with the Aliens to comply with their NasaTV schedules.

....Reminds me of my own encounter some years ago with one of those
UFONuts. This particular mental case was a dancer at a club I was
DJing at, and in addition to her rather strange, customer-scaring
penchant for staring at a mirror and blowing kisses at herself, she
used to tell anyone within earshot that she'd not only been picked up
by the Greys, she'd also been impregnated and her daughter was now
amongst them.

....After a) hearing this story for the 1001th time, and b) her chasing
off a rather large, big spending VIP customer who always tipped me $20
to play at least one Clash or New Order song while he was in the club
partying, I confronted her about her delusion. In essence, I made it
*very* clear that not only did I personally have experience with the
Greys thru my own UFO research - quoting Betty and Barney Hill, as
well as Bob Lazar helps! - I also assured her that her story was 110%
complete and utter bull**** because the Greys would *never* stick
their probes - mechanical or otherwise - in someone obviously as
mentally incompetent as her.

Three minutes later, she had her bags packed and was storming out the
door.

....Needless to say, I made a *lot* of money that day. Word spread
quickly that I'd done what management *refused* to do for months - get
rid of the little psycho, and I had dancers tipping me extra and
customers buying me drinks. Even the dickwad owner - who was notorious
for his attitude of "never **** off the girls, ever! (*) - was
actually happy that someone had run her off. Thankfully, she never
came back, because I'd hate to think she would have raided an animal
shelter to bring back some poor mutt and claim it was her hybrid
*******.

(*) "Otherwise, I won't get my blow job in the office after work!"

Bottom Line: Don't let the psychos fester. Slap them down and slap
them down *hard*. Otherwise, their attention-starved addled minds will
think they not only can get away with anything, they'll actually *try*
anything to prove they can get away with it. Dealing with these idiots
requires you establish painful boundaries right off the bat before the
problem gets worse.

OM

--

"No ******* ever won a war by dying for | http://www.io.com/~o_m
his country. He won it by making the other | Sergeant-At-Arms
poor dumb ******* die for his country." | Human O-Ring Society

- General George S. Patton, Jr

OM wrote:

...Reminds me of my own encounter some years ago with one of those
UFONuts. This particular mental case was a dancer at a club I was
DJing at, and in addition to her rather strange, customer-scaring
penchant for staring at a mirror and blowing kisses at herself, she
used to tell anyone within earshot that she'd not only been picked up
by the Greys, she'd also been impregnated and her daughter was now
amongst them.



Yep...erotic dancers- you've got to love 'em If you don't...that's when
The G-String Murders start.



Bottom Line: Don't let the psychos fester. Slap them down and slap
them down *hard*. Otherwise, their attention-starved addled minds will
think they not only can get away with anything, they'll actually *try*
anything to prove they can get away with it. Dealing with these idiots
requires you establish painful boundaries right off the bat before the
problem gets worse.



(Even as OM typed, the Human/Grey hybrid child approached him from
behind, the sequined G-string gripped tightly in its six-fingered hands.)

Pat

In article ,
OM om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org
wrote:

On Thu, 04 Aug 2005 17:04:17 +0200, "C.P Kurz"
wrote:

DAMN! These NASA jerks do not even get the UFO departure timetables
negotiated
with the Aliens to comply with their NasaTV schedules.

...Reminds me of my own encounter some years ago with one of those
UFONuts. This particular mental case was a dancer at a club I was
DJing at, and in addition to her rather strange, customer-scaring
penchant for staring at a mirror and blowing kisses at herself, she
used to tell anyone within earshot that she'd not only been picked up
by the Greys, she'd also been impregnated and her daughter was now
amongst them.

...After a) hearing this story for the 1001th time, and b) her chasing
off a rather large, big spending VIP customer who always tipped me $20
to play at least one Clash or New Order song while he was in the club
partying, I confronted her about her delusion. In essence, I made it
*very* clear that not only did I personally have experience with the
Greys thru my own UFO research - quoting Betty and Barney Hill, as
well as Bob Lazar helps! - I also assured her that her story was 110%
complete and utter bull**** because the Greys would *never* stick
their probes - mechanical or otherwise - in someone obviously as
mentally incompetent as her.

Three minutes later, she had her bags packed and was storming out the
door.

...Needless to say, I made a *lot* of money that day. Word spread
quickly that I'd done what management *refused* to do for months - get
rid of the little psycho, and I had dancers tipping me extra and
customers buying me drinks. Even the dickwad owner - who was notorious
for his attitude of "never **** off the girls, ever! (*) - was
actually happy that someone had run her off. Thankfully, she never
came back, because I'd hate to think she would have raided an animal
shelter to bring back some poor mutt and claim it was her hybrid
*******.

(*) "Otherwise, I won't get my blow job in the office after work!"

Bottom Line: Don't let the psychos fester. Slap them down and slap
them down *hard*. Otherwise, their attention-starved addled minds will
think they not only can get away with anything, they'll actually *try*
anything to prove they can get away with it. Dealing with these idiots
requires you establish painful boundaries right off the bat before the
problem gets worse.

OM

You'd think the aliens would have reached stage two by now, which would
be having the hybrid offspring (sponsored by Toyota?) breed amongst
themselves. Also if an alien race was to do a genetic experiment why
pick the rejects of society to work on? I would love to see a Grey in a
nightclub, though. You know, with a fist full of singles. Priceless.

Jim

"James Wright" wrote in message
...
You'd think the aliens would have reached stage two by now, which would
be having the hybrid offspring

Chelsea Clinton.

If it takes a village to raise a child, why did Hillary hide her child from
the other village children in private school? Could it have been the alien
training center?

On Thu, 18 Aug 2005 06:18:52 GMT, "Debunker Basher"
wrote:

What was that ? A **** storm perhaps ?

....No, just posts from retarded, child molested, drug abusing ******s
like you.

PLONK

....I wonder, what sort of meltdown will occur when Killfile Hell
finally reaches capacity?


OM

--

"No ******* ever won a war by dying for | http://www.io.com/~o_m
his country. He won it by making the other | Sergeant-At-Arms
poor dumb ******* die for his country." | Human O-Ring Society

- General George S. Patton, Jr

OM wrote:
...I wonder, what sort of meltdown will occur when Killfile Hell
finally reaches capacity?

Having seen the documentary film "Ghostbusters", I can authoritatively
state it ain't gonna be pretty.

OM wrote:

...I wonder, what sort of meltdown will occur when Killfile Hell
finally reaches capacity?




Better ask Jologicon. :-)

Pat

On Thu, 18 Aug 2005 12:17:00 -0500, Pat Flannery
wrote:

Got a website address where we could have a gander at those photos?

....Considering his fetish for fecal material, are you *sure* you want
that URL?

OM

--

"No ******* ever won a war by dying for | http://www.io.com/~o_m
his country. He won it by making the other | Sergeant-At-Arms
poor dumb ******* die for his country." | Human O-Ring Society

- General George S. Patton, Jr

OM wrote:

On Thu, 18 Aug 2005 12:17:00 -0500, Pat Flannery
wrote:



Got a website address where we could have a gander at those photos?



...Considering his fetish for fecal material, are you *sure* you want
that URL?



The Justice League Of Mexico must keep its nose to the grindstone and
its ear to the ground in investigations of such metaphysical manifestations.
Lucky for us that our grindstone is located on its side and bolted
directly to the floor isn't it?
Mysterious apparitions like these are terrifyingly common south of the
border (or "down here" as we say in the JLOM) and they must be properly
interpreted if mankind is not to be imperiled.
Was it a manifestation of La Madre Virginal, warning us to mend our evil
ways?
Was it a manifestation of El Diablo, warning us that we aren't acting
half evil enough?
Or...was it a manifestation of one-too-many shots of Mescal ...warning
us that we had better know where El Tocador is located?
The investigation continues.
The toromierda is out there! ;-)

Dr. Rev. Fr. Ernesto Cojones
Justice League Of Mexico