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Hello,

In the UK the discussion of "life on Mars" or the propagation of this idea
is hersy and since our head of state is also head of the church then it is
treason.

This covers discussion of any life outside the Earth.

I believe the penalty for holding this opinion can be execution by frontal
leucotomy.

Its like the silence of the lambs, what sound like a harmless discussion
ends in a committal order to a christian gulag and after a few hours grace
the patient is dragged screaming for mercy, naked to the execution chamber
where two short sward thursts inserted just behind the forehead and turned
up and down each side end all discuusion and the resultling prepartion can
be trained to obey instructions but has no intentional movement of their
own. They are unconsious. It is death.

I have seen it done. And that was the reason.

There is no life outside the Earth, so don't even look for it. St Boniface
Said so. Its the Truth.

I understand that 5000 scientists studying it have been treated already.

There is no argument with a billion christians and christians don't listen
the chop chop.

Chris.

Chris wrote:
Hello,

In the UK the discussion of "life on Mars" or the propagation of this idea
is hersy and since our head of state is also head of the church then it is
treason.
[... plus more no-brains crap ...]


Since how long ago?! We've had a democracy here for some time now.

Also, rational widespread open and free discussion and debate is very
much ALIVE AND WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH! (Even more so for some very
down to earth discussions since the recent sad events in London.)


Try looking outside your own insanity... Or just try another church...

Good luck,
Martin

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I wish I could find one. Seeing an execution or two carried out for that
reason is good enough reason for living in fear.

I've not found much solace in pills either. Just need more of them.
Tranquilisers, loads of them.

It is a bit more serious actually. She said some space aliens came to her
door and took her for a whistle stop tour of the solar system "a bug eyed
alien took me to Mars", and when she returned with her artifacts, rocks and
photographs, well she lasted about a week of lectures before she was
kidnapped and put inside and when ET did not pick her up "chop, chop", and
she just sits and stairs.

She came to my house and said that I was her ET husband. Actually I had not
seen her for five years and wondered who she was.

Well perhaps I am mad too. I was not present when the star ship took her
too mars. Basically I think it was all set up... but I'm not quite sure.

Well chop chop is the answer. She earned £80 a few weeks ago and they found
a tumor the size on an onion in her head, well she can eat. I'm very sad.
Really sad.

I always thought that there was something wrong with her. She was doing so
well. Good Bacckel Lauriet, Good Swiss finishing school, Good Science
degree at the Sorbonne, Good Astronaughtical, Aeronaughtical and Mechanical
Engineering degree at a British University, and an MSc, and a PhD. The chop
chop she's a cleaner. Just about to travel to the USA to take up a post in
the American Space program to (hopefully) discover Life on Mars. Chop Chop
was the response of the good Christian Men. Chop Chop.

And ridicule from the local churches.

Chris.

"Martin 53N 1W" wrote in message
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Chris wrote:
Hello,

In the UK the discussion of "life on Mars" or the propagation of this
idea is hersy and since our head of state is also head of the church then
it is treason.
[... plus more no-brains crap ...]


Since how long ago?! We've had a democracy here for some time now.

Also, rational widespread open and free discussion and debate is very much
ALIVE AND WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH! (Even more so for some very down to
earth discussions since the recent sad events in London.)


Try looking outside your own insanity... Or just try another church...

Good luck,
Martin

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Chris wrote:
I wish I could find one. Seeing an execution or two carried out for that
reason is good enough reason for living in fear.

Sorry, you're in the wrong newsgroup.

(PLONK!)

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