Just learned to Shower,and Shave

Took me 60 years to figure out not to lift the twin blade shaver of my
face(skin) Go up and down. Can't cut yourself going up,and it helps
keeping the right pressure on the down direction that does the cutting.
I use to raise the razor off my skin,and when putting it back I could
nick,and cut into my skin. This morning I used this new way and I like
it. Now showering I always like having to take a shower with a new
girl friend so we could do each others backs before we got to each
others fronts. Those good old days are gone. What I have invented is an
attachment for my shower head(clips on) that lathers my back for two
minutes(till the liquid soap runs out) I like it but in all reality it
can never take the place of the loving genital hands of a pretty girl.
Yes Its getting very boring as I sit alone on my back porch and watch
the lightning striking all around me,and so much rain here that could be
used to raise those two rivers Severn and Trent in London. Nature's
balancing act is not fair at times. Bert