Alarming statistic on viewing the Transit of Venus

I ran across the extremely alarming statistic related to the transit
of Venus. Since I deal with statistics daily, and charts don't lie,
I felt it was imperative that I share this scientific fact with you.
You can then decide if you wish to risk viewing the Venus transit on
June 8th. So here it is:

100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.

Now, all the research is not in yet as to the attribute that caused
this overwhelming statistic, and the attributes need to be more
extensively studied for assignable cause, but I felt everyone should
be forewarned.

"Choose wisely"

Matthew Ota

"Matthew Ota" wrote in message
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I ran across the extremely alarming statistic related to the transit
of Venus. Since I deal with statistics daily, and charts don't lie,
I felt it was imperative that I share this scientific fact with you.
You can then decide if you wish to risk viewing the Venus transit on
June 8th. So here it is:

100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.

Except for the old Japanese farmers in some remote village who consume
SeaSilver, or Coral Calcium, or sweet potatotes or whatever it is they
allegedly consume, and live to be 150.

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Matthew Ota wrote:

I ran across the extremely alarming statistic related to the transit
of Venus. Since I deal with statistics daily, and charts don't lie,
I felt it was imperative that I share this scientific fact with you.
You can then decide if you wish to risk viewing the Venus transit on
June 8th. So here it is:

100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.

You knew them all, eh?



Matthew Ota

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Matthew Ota wrote:

I ran across the extremely alarming statistic related to the transit
of Venus. Since I deal with statistics daily, and charts don't lie,
I felt it was imperative that I share this scientific fact with you.
You can then decide if you wish to risk viewing the Venus transit on
June 8th. So here it is:

100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.

Now, all the research is not in yet as to the attribute that caused
this overwhelming statistic, and the attributes need to be more
extensively studied for assignable cause, but I felt everyone should
be forewarned.

"Choose wisely"

Matthew Ota

I heard that heart failure is the most common cause of death.


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"Etok" wrote in message
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Matthew Ota wrote:

I ran across the extremely alarming statistic related to the transit
of Venus. Since I deal with statistics daily, and charts don't lie,
I felt it was imperative that I share this scientific fact with you.
You can then decide if you wish to risk viewing the Venus transit on
June 8th. So here it is:

100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.

That isn't a statistic. That's a fact!


My God ! That makes it worse, because we know that a fact is a fact, but as
Mark Twain put it so well, "there are lies, damned lies, and statistics."
What are we going to do about this die-off of such dedicated people?
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Matthew Ota wrote in message ...

100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.

100% of those who didn't even know a transit was happening are also
dead!

So statistically, watching Venus transits offers no greater risk than
hiding in the closet until it is all over! So come out of the closet
and enjoy yourself! But remember to take the proper precautions!

Chris.B

100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.

And everyone who watches the coming transit *will* die!

Bill Ferris
"Cosmic Voyage: The Online Resource for Amateur Astronomers"
URL: http://www.cosmic-voyage.net
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I don't know what you smoked, but it seems to be good stuff!

Clear skies,

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Chris.B wrote:
Matthew Ota wrote in message
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100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.


100% of those who didn't even know a transit was happening are also
dead!

So statistically, watching Venus transits offers no greater risk than
hiding in the closet until it is all over! So come out of the closet
and enjoy yourself! But remember to take the proper precautions!

Chris.B

Obviously an attempt to whitewash a clear and present danger to us all.
Likely this "Chris B." fellow is on the government payroll.
Something is killing us, that's for sure. Consider that even with
health care costing more than it ever has in recorded history, the
mortality rate is still 100%. Who profits from this shameful death
rate? The government (keeping unpaid social security premiums),
corporations (HMOs, etc.) and our heirs, who stand to inherit everything
we've worked so hard to accumulate.
We can't do much about the government or the corporations, but we CAN
do something about our heirs. I say, it's time to start bumping THEM
off before they can collect. I'm going to buy my kids telescopes and
tickets to Europe.

Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom!
Trust no one, not even yourself!

Etok


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Matthew Ota wrote:
I ran across the extremely alarming statistic related to the transit
of Venus. Since I deal with statistics daily, and charts don't lie,
I felt it was imperative that I share this scientific fact with you.
You can then decide if you wish to risk viewing the Venus transit on
June 8th. So here it is:

100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.

Now, all the research is not in yet as to the attribute that caused
this overwhelming statistic, and the attributes need to be more
extensively studied for assignable cause, but I felt everyone should
be forewarned.

"Choose wisely"

Matthew Ota

Your warning really got me to thinking (a not too common event) and
added to my 'worry load'........

It occurred to me that astronomical observing likewise has this same
alarming result. Thank goodness it is normally a long term event.
Perhaps there is some (ultimately) fatal radiation from the night sky
that gradually builds up and results in death? Could it be that the
heavenly bodies do not like being stared at---and have this radiation as
a protective devise?

I think I'll start trying to defeat this end result by wrapping my head
in aluminum foil whenever I observe........

Wayne Howell
Photon Phlats Observatory
Port Townsend, WA

Paul Lawler wrote:

100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.

Except for the old Japanese farmers in some remote village who consume
SeaSilver, or Coral Calcium, or sweet potatotes or whatever it is they
allegedly consume, and live to be 150.

But those did not *see* the Venus transit (and if they saw it,
then that means they're now blind -- still an alarming statistic:
100% of them are either dead or blind)

;-)

Carlos
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