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Old October 13th 15, 08:06 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Hägar
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Rumors abound that a revival of the dreadful 70s piece of fluff,
"Fantasy Island" is imminent.
Rumor also has it that the lead will be played by a "brilliant, dynamic
and sexy woman".
That leaves an opening for a stunted moron midget and who would be the
only one who could top Herve, that French dwarf, but our own
noTroll2015, a bona fide mental midget, who could croon during the
opening scenes "Da Peekup ... da peekup", referring to his old 56
6-cylinder with three-on-the-tree rust-bucket from the Land of OZark.
Hey, Troll, they might even let you include your repertoire of sewage
lagoon lames ...

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Old October 13th 15, 08:16 PM posted to alt.astronomy
NotTroll2Ol5
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"Hägar" wrote in message
...

Rumors abound that a revival of the dreadful 70s piece of fluff,
"Fantasy Island" is imminent.
Rumor also has it that the lead will be played by a "brilliant, dynamic
and sexy woman".
That leaves an opening for a stunted moron midget and who would be the
only one who could top Herve, that French dwarf, but our own
noTroll2015, a bona fide mental midget, who could croon during the
opening scenes "Da Peekup ... da peekup", referring to his old 56
6-cylinder with three-on-the-tree rust-bucket from the Land of OZark.
Hey, Troll, they might even let you include your repertoire of sewage
lagoon lames ...

***********************
We have missed you, Hagar. I was so worried that I got ahold of your sister
Chlamydia to make certain you were OK. She said that she had taken you to
the clinic and after explaining all of your symptoms to the doctor, she was
told that you had either advanced syphilis or significant dementia. When
asked what she should do, Chlamydia was told to put you in the truck, drive
five miles out of town and let you out. Then the doc said, "If he finds his
way home, don't **** him." So I guess we know what ails you.

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Old October 14th 15, 02:40 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Hägar
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"NotTroll2Ol5" wrote in message ...



"Hägar" wrote in message
...

Rumors abound that a revival of the dreadful 70s piece of fluff,
"Fantasy Island" is imminent.
Rumor also has it that the lead will be played by a "brilliant, dynamic
and sexy woman".
That leaves an opening for a stunted moron midget and who would be the
only one who could top Herve, that French dwarf, but our own
noTroll2015, a bona fide mental midget, who could croon during the
opening scenes "Da Peekup ... da peekup", referring to his old 56
6-cylinder with three-on-the-tree rust-bucket from the Land of OZark.
Hey, Troll, they might even let you include your repertoire of sewage
lagoon lames ...

***********************
We have missed you, Hagar. I was so worried that I got ahold of your
sister
Chlamydia to make certain you were OK. She said that she had taken you
to
the clinic and after explaining all of your symptoms to the doctor, she
was
told that you had either advanced syphilis or significant dementia. When
asked what she should do, Chlamydia was told to put you in the truck,
drive
five miles out of town and let you out. Then the doc said, "If he finds
his
way home, don't **** him." So I guess we know what ails you.


*** The ya go ... I knew you could rummage the bottom of your "Inane
Hillbilly Jokes" barrel and scrape up yet another repetitive lame.

"Da Peekup ... da Peekup" ... bwahahahahahhh you dumb-ass Troll ...
fits you to a "T" ...

 




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