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Old July 19th 14, 06:07 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Hägar
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.... what BeeertBrain might look like ... an eighty plus year
old failure, who barely has a written grasp of the English
language and fancies himself a Nobel Prize "Contenda" ...

And then, after a few beers and several shots of Tequila,
I had an epiphany:
If Woody Allen and Ruth Bader-Ginsberg ever had an
offspring .... it'd be treBert.
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Old July 20th 14, 12:54 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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On Friday, July 18, 2014 10:07:49 PM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
... what BeeertBrain might look like ... an eighty plus year

old failure, who barely has a written grasp of the English

language and fancies himself a Nobel Prize "Contenda" ...



And then, after a few beers and several shots of Tequila,

I had an epiphany:

If Woody Allen and Ruth Bader-Ginsberg ever had an

offspring .... it'd be treBert.



Bert isn't camera shy. His picture isn't hard to find on Google.

http://www.gazettenet.com/news/townb...in-easthampton

He was busy running for mayor. How civically involved have you been lately?

Double-A

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Old July 20th 14, 06:38 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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On Saturday, July 19, 2014 4:54:04 PM UTC-7, Double-A wrote:
On Friday, July 18, 2014 10:07:49 PM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:

... what BeeertBrain might look like ... an eighty plus year




old failure, who barely has a written grasp of the English




language and fancies himself a Nobel Prize "Contenda" ...








And then, after a few beers and several shots of Tequila,




I had an epiphany:




If Woody Allen and Ruth Bader-Ginsberg ever had an




offspring .... it'd be treBert.






Bert isn't camera shy. His picture isn't hard to find on Google.



http://www.gazettenet.com/news/townb...in-easthampton


He was busy running for mayor. How civically involved have you been lately?

Double-A


Bert is simply way too honest and trustworthy for politics.
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Old July 20th 14, 10:26 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_4_]
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On Sunday, July 20, 2014 10:38:31 AM UTC-7, Brad Guth wrote:
On Saturday, July 19, 2014 4:54:04 PM UTC-7, Double-A wrote:

On Friday, July 18, 2014 10:07:49 PM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:




... what BeeertBrain might look like ... an eighty plus year








old failure, who barely has a written grasp of the English








language and fancies himself a Nobel Prize "Contenda" ...
















And then, after a few beers and several shots of Tequila,








I had an epiphany:








If Woody Allen and Ruth Bader-Ginsberg ever had an








offspring .... it'd be treBert.












Bert isn't camera shy. His picture isn't hard to find on Google.








http://www.gazettenet.com/news/townb...in-easthampton






He was busy running for mayor. How civically involved have you been lately?




Double-A




Bert is simply way too honest and trustworthy for politics.



Yes. We found that out when we elected a Sunday school teacher (Jimmy Carter) for President. It takes a crook!

Double-A

 




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