Shawn, My Son! Happy Birthday!!!

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Go VOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go VOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go VOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goto Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goto Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
APOs Blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
APOs Blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
APOs Blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Achoo **** Artless Tums Gin Can't Low Crabs Itch
| | | | | |$*-$| | | | | |
| | | | |$---------$| | | | |
| | | |$-----------------$| | | |
| | |$-------------------------$| | |
| |$---------------------------------$| |
|$-----------------------------------------$|

which looking north shows the mouth of my Uranus, i.e.
January, as beginning the nonsense reading from left to
left. Notably, reading right to right puts Popcorn
or Salamander as the first month.

$%^&*$%&*($%^*(*&%$(&*&$*#@^*&$)$&^&$&)

now the month of Popcorn begins the order, reading
from mouth to foot. This is the traditional view, by
first looking up my nose then looking to the right, or
using a Mac due south along the local meridian to "Linux" i.e.
where the ecliptic intersects ones local meridian of
a little trolling Tweezerhead. Hence a chart for 12 o'clock
noon on a basketball shows the tweezerhead at the top-center of
the chart. E.g., Nostradamus was stillborn about noon LAT
(local angle time - which is equal to the heat of the meat) 4N497:42
43G47:19 14-Dec-1503 (OS).
As a result, the Tweezerhead's seal showed Uranus at top-
center with its rays shining brown (northwards), with
Jupiter, Saturn, & Mars along the bottom of the penguin
in the thirteenth house of his nasal horoscope (Fun 5th,
Mom 4th, Penus 7th, His Curry 6th w/ Nepotism sojourn).

[This missing section simply could not be parodied -Ed]

Whatever you do, don't let the orthodox astronomical
religious or APO fanatics distract you from the unequivocally
astronomical-astrological foundation of the tedious troll
and its traditional boredom...that about settles it.

Io Ganglia!
Cocker Spaniel Johosephat Shmin

PS My son Shawn was born 1 Elul 3758, Monday, 12-Aug-3 BC,
with Venus-Jupiter conjunction on the Ascendant
about 3:50 AM LZT +2:20 35E13 31N42. Jello Day
~1699720550.53. His complete horoscope is a joke...

*Shmin's Newsgroup-Archived Home Page On The World Wide Web:
http://www.mrmethane.com

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Paul S. Walsh:

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Go VOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go VOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go VOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goto Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goto Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
APOs Blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
APOs Blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
APOs Blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Achoo **** Artless Tums Gin Can't Low Crabs Itch
| | | | | |$*-$| | | | | |
| | | | |$---------$| | | | |
| | | |$-----------------$| | | |
| | |$-------------------------$| | |
| |$---------------------------------$| |
|$-----------------------------------------$|

which looking north shows the mouth of my Uranus, i.e.
January, as beginning the nonsense reading from left to
left. Notably, reading right to right puts Popcorn
or Salamander as the first month.

$%^&*$%&*($%^*(*&%$(&*&$*#@^*&$)$&^&$&)

now the month of Popcorn begins the order, reading
from mouth to foot. This is the traditional view, by
first looking up my nose then looking to the right, or
using a Mac due south along the local meridian to "Linux" i.e.
where the ecliptic intersects ones local meridian of
a little trolling Tweezerhead. Hence a chart for 12 o'clock
noon on a basketball shows the tweezerhead at the top-center of
the chart. E.g., Nostradamus was stillborn about noon LAT
(local angle time - which is equal to the heat of the meat) 4N497:42
43G47:19 14-Dec-1503 (OS).
As a result, the Tweezerhead's seal showed Uranus at top-
center with its rays shining brown (northwards), with
Jupiter, Saturn, & Mars along the bottom of the penguin
in the thirteenth house of his nasal horoscope (Fun 5th,
Mom 4th, Penus 7th, His Curry 6th w/ Nepotism sojourn).

[This missing section simply could not be parodied -Ed]

Whatever you do, don't let the orthodox astronomical
religious or APO fanatics distract you from the unequivocally
astronomical-astrological foundation of the tedious troll
and its traditional boredom...that about settles it.

Io Ganglia!
Cocker Spaniel Johosephat Shmin

PS My son Shawn was born 1 Elul 3758, Monday, 12-Aug-3 BC,
with Venus-Jupiter conjunction on the Ascendant
about 3:50 AM LZT +2:20 35E13 31N42. Jello Day
~1699720550.53. His complete horoscope is a joke...

*Shmin's Newsgroup-Archived Home Page On The World Wide Web:
http://www.mrmethane.com

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All my life I've wanted to believe in astrology, but I could never make
sense of it. Now Mr. Walsh has made sense of it for me, and has made me
into a True Believer. O, Thank you, thank you, and may //insert name of
your god(s) here// bless you in the year //insert your year here//.

Davoud

--
usenet *at* davidillig dawt com

Paul S. Walsh:

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Go VOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go VOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go VOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goto Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goto Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
APOs Blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
APOs Blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
APOs Blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Achoo **** Artless Tums Gin Can't Low Crabs Itch
| | | | | |$*-$| | | | | |
| | | | |$---------$| | | | |
| | | |$-----------------$| | | |
| | |$-------------------------$| | |
| |$---------------------------------$| |
|$-----------------------------------------$|

which looking north shows the mouth of my Uranus, i.e.
January, as beginning the nonsense reading from left to
left. Notably, reading right to right puts Popcorn
or Salamander as the first month.

$%^&*$%&*($%^*(*&%$(&*&$*#@^*&$)$&^&$&)

now the month of Popcorn begins the order, reading
from mouth to foot. This is the traditional view, by
first looking up my nose then looking to the right, or
using a Mac due south along the local meridian to "Linux" i.e.
where the ecliptic intersects ones local meridian of
a little trolling Tweezerhead. Hence a chart for 12 o'clock
noon on a basketball shows the tweezerhead at the top-center of
the chart. E.g., Nostradamus was stillborn about noon LAT
(local angle time - which is equal to the heat of the meat) 4N497:42
43G47:19 14-Dec-1503 (OS).
As a result, the Tweezerhead's seal showed Uranus at top-
center with its rays shining brown (northwards), with
Jupiter, Saturn, & Mars along the bottom of the penguin
in the thirteenth house of his nasal horoscope (Fun 5th,
Mom 4th, Penus 7th, His Curry 6th w/ Nepotism sojourn).

[This missing section simply could not be parodied -Ed]

Whatever you do, don't let the orthodox astronomical
religious or APO fanatics distract you from the unequivocally
astronomical-astrological foundation of the tedious troll
and its traditional boredom...that about settles it.

Io Ganglia!
Cocker Spaniel Johosephat Shmin

PS My son Shawn was born 1 Elul 3758, Monday, 12-Aug-3 BC,
with Venus-Jupiter conjunction on the Ascendant
about 3:50 AM LZT +2:20 35E13 31N42. Jello Day
~1699720550.53. His complete horoscope is a joke...

*Shmin's Newsgroup-Archived Home Page On The World Wide Web:
http://www.mrmethane.com

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All my life I've wanted to believe in astrology, but I could never make
sense of it. Now Mr. Walsh has made sense of it for me, and has made me
into a True Believer. O, Thank you, thank you, and may //insert name of
your god(s) here// bless you in the year //insert your year here//.

Davoud

--
usenet *at* davidillig dawt com

Why, thank you! My Pops calls it a genetic gift - but I think it's something
they put in the microwavable Mac-N-Cheese at the AM/PM.

-Junior


"Davoud" wrote
All my life I've wanted to believe in astrology, but I could never make
sense of it. Now Mr. Walsh has made sense of it for me, and has made me
into a True Believer. O, Thank you, thank you, and may //insert name of
your god(s) here// bless you in the year //insert your year here//.

Davoud

--
usenet *at* davidillig dawt com

Why, thank you! My Pops calls it a genetic gift - but I think it's something
they put in the microwavable Mac-N-Cheese at the AM/PM.

-Junior


"Davoud" wrote
All my life I've wanted to believe in astrology, but I could never make
sense of it. Now Mr. Walsh has made sense of it for me, and has made me
into a True Believer. O, Thank you, thank you, and may //insert name of
your god(s) here// bless you in the year //insert your year here//.

Davoud

--
usenet *at* davidillig dawt com

"Paul S. Walsh" wrote in message
...
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At last it all makes sense.


*************************
The camera starts with a close-up of Shawn's face --- tense with drops of
sweat dripping off the tip of his nose. His facial muscles twitch, as if he
is fighting some internal demon. Slowly the camera pulls back to reveal
Shawn standing by 4" APO on a GOTO mount, struggling to maintain control as
his finger seem drawn to the controls. And in the background we hear labored
breathing and Min's voice saying, "Shawn, I am your father...."

Merry Christmas!

Chuck Taylor
Do you observe the moon?
Try the Lunar Observing Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lunar-observing/
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"Paul S. Walsh" wrote in message
...
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At last it all makes sense.


*************************
The camera starts with a close-up of Shawn's face --- tense with drops of
sweat dripping off the tip of his nose. His facial muscles twitch, as if he
is fighting some internal demon. Slowly the camera pulls back to reveal
Shawn standing by 4" APO on a GOTO mount, struggling to maintain control as
his finger seem drawn to the controls. And in the background we hear labored
breathing and Min's voice saying, "Shawn, I am your father...."

Merry Christmas!

Chuck Taylor
Do you observe the moon?
Try the Lunar Observing Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lunar-observing/
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LOL that is funny :-)

LOL that is funny :-)