health problem

I urinate a lot and it burns. I went to the DR. and they found no bacteria
in my urine. What is wrong with me?

"Shawn Grant" wrote in message
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I urinate a lot and it burns. I went to the DR. and they found no bacteria
in my urine. What is wrong with me?



Penis Envy

"Shawn Grant" wrote in message
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I urinate a lot and it burns. I went to the DR. and they found no bacteria
in my urine. What is wrong with me?


My aunt's sisters son is a medical doctor, so I have a good background with
health problems. You're going to die!

Al

What is wrong with me?

You're Shawn Grant.
Marty

"ElNorman" wrote in message
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"Shawn Grant" wrote in message
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I urinate a lot and it burns. I went to the DR. and they found no
bacteria
in my urine. What is wrong with me?



Penis Envy


"ElNorman" wrote in message
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"Shawn Grant" wrote in message
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I urinate a lot and it burns. I went to the DR. and they found no
bacteria
in my urine. What is wrong with me?



Penis Envy


LOL..right on man!....actually Mr. Shawn we don't give a rat's night out
about your dick or your health. I find it hard to think that a woman would
let you invade her with it, but if you did manage to find a one night stand,
you better find her...that goes for any guys you might happen upon too!

Shawn Grant wrote:

I urinate a lot and it burns. I went to the DR. and they found no
bacteria
in my urine. What is wrong with me?



Put you refractor between your legs, bend over and check Uranus...

Too much.....trolling?? ;-)




Shawn Grant wrote:
I urinate a lot and it burns. I went to the DR. and they found no bacteria
in my urine. What is wrong with me?

I urinate a lot and it burns. I went to the DR. and they found no bacteria
in my urine. What is wrong with me?


You have Hong Kong Dong.

According to western medicine the only cure is amputation of your offending
member.

However the more holistic eastern medicine holds that this is not necessary as
the offending member will fall off in less than two weeks.

Jon

It is the Lord's Vengeance for committing the Sin of Onan. Most people go
blind, but I guess Grant is a special case.

Sounds like the clap.



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"Sam Wormley" wrote in message
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Shawn Grant wrote:

I urinate a lot and it burns. I went to the DR. and they found no
bacteria
in my urine. What is wrong with me?

You problem is insecurity... manifested in seeking attention.