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Old January 15th 04, 08:55 PM
reotpreeoj
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Dear Mr Gates:

Please send me $1,000,000 . .

Sincerely,
Us
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Old January 15th 04, 09:36 PM
Saint Isidore of Laytonville
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eojerj wrote -- requesting:

Dear Mr Gates:

Please send me $1,000,000 . .

Sincerely,
Us

I'll forward your request on to Big
Bill's secretary for action. But,
your name and mailing address is
essential for delivery.



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AOXOMOXOA and ENESSA QUA ONNICA




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Old January 16th 04, 03:07 AM
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What we have here is a failure to communicate. Allow me to speculate -
if everyone used Linux and supported it (kind of like PBS) we'd all be
informed and educated and useful - understanding that the realm of GWBUX
is nazism, or worse. Microsoft Windows XP is full of security holes the
BUSH FAMILY uses to spy on you. THE BUSH FAMILY is investing in
China. They just want you to vote to make them and their friends more
rich and your children more dumb and to look at ads that make your kids
vote for the Bush's for kings of the world.


reotpreeoj wrote:

Dear Mr Gates:

Please send me $1,000,000 . .

Sincerely,
Us

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Old January 16th 04, 08:25 PM
The Queen of DXers
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On a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day, after dancing about singing
"Bibbety bobbety boo!", Joe Schmoe ishkabibbled:
^What we have here is a failure to communicate. Allow me to speculate -
^if everyone used Linux and supported it (kind of like PBS) we'd all be
^informed and educated and useful - understanding that the realm of GWBUX
^is nazism, or worse. Microsoft Windows XP is full of security holes the
^ BUSH FAMILY uses to spy on you. THE BUSH FAMILY is investing in
^China. They just want you to vote to make them and their friends more
^rich and your children more dumb and to look at ads that make your kids
^vote for the Bush's for kings of the world.
^
^
^reotpreeoj wrote:
^
^ Dear Mr Gates:
^
^ Please send me $1,000,000 . .
^
^ Sincerely,
^ Us
^
I disagree. It's not the Prez who's spying on us, it's the large
corporations!! But of course they ARE shills for GWB...

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Old January 16th 04, 08:06 AM
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On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 20:55:41 GMT, reotpreeoj
wrote:

Dear Mr Gates:

Please send me $1,000,000 . .

Sincerely,
Us



Pocket change for Bill.





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Old January 16th 04, 12:30 PM
Ryan
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Go kill yourself, you ****ing dickhead.

"reotpreeoj" wrote in message
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Dear Mr Gates:

Please send me $1,000,000 . .

Sincerely,
Us



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Old January 16th 04, 01:04 PM
John Griffin
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"Ryan" wrote:

Go kill yourself, you ****ing dickhead.


Damn, you're the poster boy for eloquence!

Oops check that....
Damn, you're the top-poster boy for eloquence!


"reotpreeoj" wrote


Dear Mr Gates:

Please send me $1,000,000 .


Damn...you're the poster boy for DUMB.
Gates is sincerely busting his ass to get the rest of the money,
and you're standing in his way. That's really cold, man.

Sincerely,
Us



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Old January 16th 04, 01:48 PM
MiRo
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"Ryan" wrote in message:
I'm a cock sucker, I suck so much cock.


I'm sure you do Ryan, I'm sure you do, boy.

I wrote you a poem:

Ryan - the badtrip dude
he sucks cocks
his mom is nude
she's a whore
that's why he's rude

and now chorus:

And his father sucks cocks in hell,
everybody
His father sucks cocks in hell!



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Old January 16th 04, 08:26 PM
The Queen of DXers
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On a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day, after dancing about singing
"Bibbety bobbety boo!", MiRo ishkabibbled:
^
^"Ryan" wrote in message:
^I'm a cock sucker, I suck so much cock.
^
^I'm sure you do Ryan, I'm sure you do, boy.
^
^I wrote you a poem:
^
^Ryan - the badtrip dude
^he sucks cocks
^his mom is nude
^she's a whore
^that's why he's rude
^
^and now chorus:
^
^And his father sucks cocks in hell,
^everybody
^His father sucks cocks in hell!
^
^
^
^
Got a melody for that, so's we can sing along???
--
The Queen of DXers, as well as
Queen of the Commonwealth of Virginia, as well as
The Ruler of A.D.P., as well as
Saint Debbe, as well as
Our Lady of the Black Hole Exploratory Input Services
as OhFishAlly Appointed by the Psychedelic Pope, a/k/a
Saint Isidore of Seville
An Ointed Minister of the Universal Life Church
Reverant of the Church of the SubGenius, UnOrthodox
Superior Mutha Superior of the Little Sistahs of the
Politically Incorrect
Worshipper of Eris, Goddess of Discord

"I WON'T grow up!!" -- Peter Pan


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Old January 16th 04, 08:56 PM
ClueStickMan
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The aluminum foil deflector beanie.

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

It's your only defense. Get one now, before the eeeevillll Bush/Gates
conspiracy assimilates you.


On Fri, 16 Jan 2004 20:26:54 GMT, The Queen of DXers
wrote:

On a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day, after dancing about singing
"Bibbety bobbety boo!", MiRo ishkabibbled:
^
^"Ryan" wrote in message:
^I'm a cock sucker, I suck so much cock.
^
^I'm sure you do Ryan, I'm sure you do, boy.
^
^I wrote you a poem:
^
^Ryan - the badtrip dude
^he sucks cocks
^his mom is nude
^she's a whore
^that's why he's rude
^
^and now chorus:
^
^And his father sucks cocks in hell,
^everybody
^His father sucks cocks in hell!
^
^
^
^
Got a melody for that, so's we can sing along???


 




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