Ignition of Artificial Sun WILL DESTROY US ALL!

On Dec 29, 12:59*pm, "Nick Nuclear"
wrote:
As mad scientists plan to ignite the man-made artificial sun at the Lawrence
Livermore Lab, fear abounds that the magnetic influence of such star will
alter Earth's magnetic field and cause death and destruction across the
land!

Read all about your upcoming death here!

http://tinyurl.com/9h838j

The evil government's Artificial Sun Project NIF headquarters!

https://lasers.llnl.gov/

Oh dear God! *The end is near for all of us!

Between LHC and NIF, all of our problems should be over in a fusion
flashover event that'll impress ETs from across the Universe.

Good thing that most everything surrounding our NIF that's extensively
of hydrogen and helium isn't going to add to their terrestrial nova
event. Let's hope the less than microgram of hydrogen doesn't get any
weird ideas of its own.

~ BG

BradGuth wrote:

On Dec 29, 12:59*pm, "Nick Nuclear"
wrote:
As mad scientists plan to ignite the man-made artificial sun at the Lawrence
Livermore Lab, fear abounds that the magnetic influence of such star will
alter Earth's magnetic field and cause death and destruction across the
land!

Read all about your upcoming death here!

http://tinyurl.com/9h838j

The evil government's Artificial Sun Project NIF headquarters!

https://lasers.llnl.gov/

Oh dear God! *The end is near for all of us!

Between LHC and NIF, all of our problems should be over in a fusion
flashover event that'll impress ETs from across the Universe.

Good thing that most everything surrounding our NIF that's extensively
of hydrogen and helium isn't going to add to their terrestrial nova
event. Let's hope the less than microgram of hydrogen doesn't get any
weird ideas of its own.

It keeps me awake at night worrying about that stuff. But then the earwigs
crawl into my ears and my brain settles down for a night of sleepless
nightmares about Amazon women with dinosaurs who are eating my German
Sheppard and ****ting kitty cats.

On Dec 29, 4:34*pm, Zarian wrote:
BradGuth wrote:

On Dec 29, 12:59*pm, "Nick Nuclear"
wrote:
As mad scientists plan to ignite the man-made artificial sun at the Lawrence
Livermore Lab, fear abounds that the magnetic influence of such star will
alter Earth's magnetic field and cause death and destruction across the
land!

Read all about your upcoming death here!

http://tinyurl.com/9h838j

The evil government's Artificial Sun Project NIF headquarters!

https://lasers.llnl.gov/

Oh dear God! *The end is near for all of us!

Between LHC and NIF, all of our problems should be over in a fusion
flashover event that'll impress ETs from across the Universe.

Good thing that most everything surrounding our NIF that's extensively
of hydrogen and helium isn't going to add to their terrestrial nova
event. *Let's hope the less than microgram of hydrogen doesn't get any
weird ideas of its own.

It keeps me awake at night worrying about that stuff. *But then the earwigs
crawl into my ears and my brain settles down for a night of sleepless
nightmares about Amazon women with dinosaurs who are eating my German
Sheppard and ****ting kitty cats.

Your mind is your cozy universe that’s forever expanding and growing
darker by the moment. Like the truth, don’t ever let it emerge, as
it’ll only implode and become another black hole.

~ BG

On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:21:12 -0800 (PST), the following
appeared in sci.skeptic, posted by BradGuth
:

On Dec 29, 12:59*pm, "Nick Nuclear"
wrote:
As mad scientists plan to ignite the man-made artificial sun at the Lawrence
Livermore Lab, fear abounds that the magnetic influence of such star will
alter Earth's magnetic field and cause death and destruction across the
land!

Read all about your upcoming death here!

http://tinyurl.com/9h838j

The evil government's Artificial Sun Project NIF headquarters!

https://lasers.llnl.gov/

Oh dear God! *The end is near for all of us!

Between LHC and NIF, all of our problems should be over in a fusion
flashover event that'll impress ETs from across the Universe.

Good thing that most everything surrounding our NIF that's extensively
of hydrogen and helium isn't going to add to their terrestrial nova
event. Let's hope the less than microgram of hydrogen doesn't get any
weird ideas of its own.

We're all DOOMED!!! DO YOU HEAR?; DOOMED!!!

RUN AWAY; RUN AWAY!!!

Oh, and just for reference, since I know you were suffering
diarrhea over this one too:

http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdest...eworldyet.com/
--

Bob C.

"Evidence confirming an observation is
evidence that the observation is wrong."
- McNameless