Mum has confirmed

Mum (96) has just confirmed that Hitler sent an expedition and colonists to
the stars in 1939 just before the war. I heard another report that the star
in question was Proximal Centurii and that the trip had been successful and
that there was now NAZI bases in the Proximal Centurii system.

The British smashed Hitler because according to their religion stars were
lights in the sky put there by God to decorate the night and you can't go
there.


--
Chris.
London,
UK.

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Chris wrote:
Mum (96) has just confirmed that Hitler sent an expedition and colonists to
the stars in 1939 just before the war. I heard another report that the star
in question was Proximal Centurii and that the trip had been successful and
that there was now NAZI bases in the Proximal Centurii system.

Just take good care of mum, ok? She sounds like a nice lady.

And take care of yourself too, if anything happens to you, who will be
able to take care of mum? Take care!

OM wrote:
On Mon, 8 Dec 2008 18:52:22 -0000, "Chris"
wrote:

Mum (96) has just confirmed that Hitler sent an expedition and colonists to
the stars in 1939 just before the war

...."Mum" obviously imbibed too much on bathtub gin during the war,
and is obviously daft.

PLONK

...So, anyone know if Brad Guth's got inbred kinfolk living in
Englandland?

Chris and his mum are nice people.

He occasionally used to post on sci.environment.

We are all interested in their situation so it's nice to hear from them.

"Chris" wrote in message
...
Mum (96) has just confirmed that Hitler sent an expedition and colonists
to the stars in 1939 just before the war. I heard another report that the
star in question was Proximal Centurii and that the trip had been
successful and that there was now NAZI bases in the Proximal Centurii
system.


So you're saying the Nazi's had technology to drive spacecraft at speeds at
least 10% the speed of light, but couldn't win WWII?

Let's just say that's a tad illogical.


The British smashed Hitler because according to their religion stars were
lights in the sky put there by God to decorate the night and you can't go
there.

Of course this isn't the British believe now and wasn't then. But that's
honestly the least likely problem with Mum's story.




--
Chris.
London,
UK.

To reply remove ns_ from e-mail address

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--
Greg Moore
Ask me about lily, an RPI based CMC.

Greg D. Moore (Strider) wrote:
"Chris" wrote in message
...
Mum (96) has just confirmed that Hitler sent an expedition and colonists
to the stars in 1939 just before the war. I heard another report that the
star in question was Proximal Centurii and that the trip had been
successful and that there was now NAZI bases in the Proximal Centurii
system.


So you're saying the Nazi's had technology to drive spacecraft at speeds at
least 10% the speed of light, but couldn't win WWII?

Let's just say that's a tad illogical.

Mum is 96 years old, if you didn't notice.

The British smashed Hitler because according to their religion stars were
lights in the sky put there by God to decorate the night and you can't go
there.

Of course this isn't the British believe now and wasn't then. But that's
honestly the least likely problem with Mum's story.

Mum doesn't care. That's her story, and she's sticking with it.

Elfritz Non Grata wrote:
On Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:09:55 -0600, kT wrote:

Mum is 96 years old, if you didn't notice.

We did notice. Senile dementia, obviously.

Your prognosis, however, is far worse. Most likely syphalitic
dementia.

Not a chance. I get tested regularly.

Aliens practice safe anal probing, so you're safe there too.

OM wrote:

On Mon, 8 Dec 2008 18:52:22 -0000, "Chris"
wrote:

Mum (96) has just confirmed that Hitler sent an expedition and colonists to
the stars in 1939 just before the war

...."Mum" obviously imbibed too much on bathtub gin during the war,
and is obviously daft.

PLONK

...So, anyone know if Brad Guth's got inbred kinfolk living in Englandland?

Isn't he visiting Nancy Luft for the holidays and to plan our defense
against the Russian Special Sputnik Forces?