VOTE: Kook Awards for September 2003

On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 16:02:26 -0600, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler wrote:

This is the true ballot for the Kook Awards of alt.usenet.kooks.
These are the candidates placed before your inspection for these
highly dubious honors. Only one vote per customer is allowed; any
more, and you shall be dragged out into the street and mocked. Just
because you're dead is no excuse for why you shouldn't vote, but in
order to do so you will have to enlist the aid of a properly-licensed
channeling agent. If you are a KotM, you're disenfranchised with
prejudice; if you're a dead KotM, voting may result in your untimely
exorcism, so watch your rotted tongue. Void where prohibited by your
own apathy. All chads will be hung.

These awards are only the opinions of the people who vote, not an
actual diagnosis that you're the fool in the king's court of life,
though don't come crying to me if any of those voting for you is a
licensed psychologist.

Vote by posting your votes to this thread in alt.usenet.kooks.
You have until the 15th to cast your ballots.

Vote well! And may whatever webgod you believe in, have mercy on your
soul.


- BOBO AWARD -
(vote "yes" or "no")

EQ

Yes.


- KOOK of the MONTH -
(vote for one)

Chuckles "The Clown" Lysaght
Tom Bishop

Tom Bishop


- CLUELESS NEWBIE of the MONTH -
(vote for one)

Pietro Sommavilla
Tom Bishop

Pietro, especially for threatening to go to the Italian
police and have us all arrested for making fun of him



- PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER -
(vote for one)

Eddy Heinz Wollmann

Eddy, always.


- HAMMER of THOR -
(vote "yes" or "no")

Ronald F. Guilmette & Monkeys.Com

Yes.



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