USA never was on the moon!

Because they are too stupid for such a task!

Before the US really lands on the moon, the Arabs would do it !

I was reading in the bathroom when I ran across an item written by
(Tom R. Rastell) on 28 Sep 2003 07:40:09
-0700, which said:

Before the US really lands on the moon, the Arabs would do it !

Sounds like a good place for them.


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Beady's 11th Law of Social Harmonics: "Your spouse is precisely the kind of person someone like you would choose to marry."

On Sun, 28 Sep 2003 14:43:22 GMT, John Beaderstadt
wrote:

I was reading in the bathroom when I ran across an item written by
(Tom R. Rastell) on 28 Sep 2003 07:40:09
-0700, which said:

Before the US really lands on the moon, the Arabs would do it !

Sounds like a good place for them.

....Venus is more apropos. Pat's Fire Women would make mincemeat of
them.


OM

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"No ******* ever won a war by dying for | http://www.io.com/~o_m
his country. He won it by making the other | Sergeant-At-Arms
poor dumb ******* die for his country." | Human O-Ring Society

- General George S. Patton, Jr

OM wrote:

...Venus is more apropos. Pat's Fire Women would make mincemeat of
them.




Arab: "Have I gone to Paradise? Are you the 72 virgins that are promised
in the Koran?"
Vulvator: "Boy, did you ever get a wrong number...."

Pat

(Tom R. Rastell) wrote in message om...
Because they are too stupid for such a task!

Explain.

Before the US really lands on the moon, the Arabs would do it !

Why?

On 30 Sep 2003 17:45:34 -0700, (AstroMike) wrote:

Before the US really lands on the moon, the Arabs would do it !

Why?

....Because the Hindus hired them to go retrieve that cow that didn't
make it when it tried to jump over the Moon?


OM

--

"No ******* ever won a war by dying for | http://www.io.com/~o_m
his country. He won it by making the other | Sergeant-At-Arms
poor dumb ******* die for his country." | Human O-Ring Society

- General George S. Patton, Jr

Pat Flannery wrote:

OM wrote:

...Venus is more apropos. Pat's Fire Women would make mincemeat of
them.




Arab: "Have I gone to Paradise? Are you the 72 virgins that are promised
in the Koran?"

Well, yes, but we call ourselves "s.s.h. newsgroup readers" out of kindness.


Vulvator: "Boy, did you ever get a wrong number...."

Pat

Everyone wrote:

Arab: "Have I gone to Paradise? Are you the 72 virgins that are promised
in the Koran?"



Well, yes, but we call ourselves "s.s.h. newsgroup readers" out of kindness.


I proclaim a powerful Fatwa against "Everyone"! Jihad! :-P

Abdul Ibn-Flannery
Grand Vizier

"OM" om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org wrote
in message ...
On 30 Sep 2003 17:45:34 -0700, (AstroMike) wrote:

Before the US really lands on the moon, the Arabs would do it !

Why?

...Because the Hindus hired them to go retrieve that cow that didn't
make it when it tried to jump over the Moon?



LOL!

T.A.