WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2007

On Jul 9, 9:31 pm, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
wrote:
music
"20th Century Fox Fanfare"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ
/music

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Envelopes, please!


Yawn.

snip

*plonk*

On Jul 14, 2:49 pm, "Colonel Jake" wrote:
*we will all kneel and bow our heads*

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*now we diligently pray*

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"Art Deco" wrote in message

...: Double-A wrote:

:
: Froup sneckage defeated.
:
: After publicly announcing dicta to the rest of the saucer crew that
: cross-posting to AUK is verboten and any non-saucer crew must be
: "ignored", in the announcement that the saucer crew has won an
: unprecedented three group awards, Double-A proceeds to this acceptance
: speech:
:
: On Jul 9, 9:31 pm, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler: wrote:

: music
: "20th Century Fox Fanfare"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ
: /music
:
: The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2007 Usenet Kook
: Awards. Envelopes, please!
:
:
: Yawn.
:
: snip
:
: *plonk*
:
: Organization:http://groups.google.com
:
: ...which has no plonking capabilities.
:
: Ahem.
:
: "Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart"
:
: "In proud remembrance of the children's toy who sacrificed his life in
: Iraq for the cause of freedom, this award is given to net.kooks whose
: attempts at Kooky Kombat go spectacularly wrong. Use of grenades made
: of solid rubber is one possible sign of worthiness for this honour."
:
: For his campaign using solid rubber grenades of non-existent "plonkers"
: and "ignorers" in Google Groups and for ignoring his own rules when he
: sees fit, I nominate Double-A the saucerhead for the Special Ops Cody
: Memorial Purple Heart.
:
: Anyone care to second?

Since Double-A?,
"Hasnt ever actually won any AUK Awards, and likes to muscle
in on everybodies threads to remind them/us that sometimes,
they're not to his liking, but to tell us in a very unpolite
manner or etiquette in a way such as, "What does this has to
do with...," or "What does this has to do with...," or again
"What does this has to do with...," see what I mean? aint
arent nothing like getting hit in the head with a rubber
hand grenade from Double-A, and I am all surprised? Double-A
has been shielded all this time by just about every
Saucerhead in Alt.Astronomy from ever winning
any type of AUK Awards."

Alt.Usenet.Kooks Awards search engine
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle...earch=Double-A

See?,
"Double-A aint arent has been not won ****E!!!..."


Why that's nice. My awards have been expunged!

Double-A